I'm looking for a girl...

Mariuss13

Hi.. My name is Mario, I'm writing from Florence in Italy..Sorry for my English but I don't know the language very well.. This summer I went in Crete where I met two girls of Cork who worked in a Hersonissos' s pub, the Boomerang as waiters. Claire is tall 1m and 60 brown hair and Blue eyes and another girl, Niky, she's tall 1m and 65 black hair and brown eyes.. Could you contact me if anyone know them??? Thanks a lot.. GOD SAVE IRELAND!!!!!!!!

Zombienosh

well this is a first.........
kinda like a scooby doo mystery

Zombienosh

is she taking the pi$$?

or this just happen........


woah bad trip bad trip

woosaysdan

LOL. the words needle and haystack come to mind but hey its the internet!!!

Bubbles*? My wasn't that lucky...

scribs

I...talians - Smooth as f*ck - so it would appear

jimmycrackcorm

I'm looking for a girl too but she doesn't have to be named Claire or from Cork.

woosaysdan

id say desperate stalker

Victor

Bubbles don't do it Mario is pregnant and trying to trap you.

Victor

Mariuss13

Dear Bubbles...who did give you my number?

Zombienosh

Victor wrote:

lmao

the horrors of the transgender ghost in scooby doo next week

MrVestek

Omfg, sitting here reading this in programming class. Funniest thing ever lol. I hate it when your in a room in irc and someone joins #ireland (where i frequent on... some... perticular server ;-) and somebody will join saying something like 'hey you irish people im (foreigner). do you know somebody named john?!'. It's the most frequent and yet annoying thing ever. Taking the pi$$ it really is. Still this, and the replies to it have to be the funniest thing i've ever read... probably.

GoneShootin

Mariuss13, bubbles is not what he/she/it says he/she/it is. Although he does have the fat man boobs to be a girl though!

Mariuss13

Achilles guarda se ti diverti se ti dico che tu c'hai la mamma maiala!!! ahahahaha che ridere....

Mariuss13

Mariuss13 wrote:

Achilles guarda se ti diverti se ti dico che tu c'hai la mamma maiala!!! ahahahaha che ridere....

...and some chips on the side

the Guru

Mariuss13 wrote:

Achilles guarda se ti diverti se ti dico che tu c'hai la mamma maiala!!! ahahahaha che ridere....

roughly tranlated

Achilles watches if you amuse yourself if I say to you that you c'hai the mother maiala!!! ahahahaha that to laugh....

What ????

CJ_Will

Guru, I don't think it is a very nice comment, if ya know what I mean.

Ciao Mario, è questo un lo scherzo o è questo reale?

Mariuss13

Mine it's a joke!!!! E' uno scherzo.... Achilles is my friend!!! IRELAND IS THE BEST!! My first post is true!!

CJ_Will

Va bene. Chiedere giusto I perché non ho saputo.
(Translanation- OK. I was just checking).
If that is truly the case ... buona fortuna.

Stefano Guinnes

Can they help Mr Mario?

It's very important for him find her


I still haven't found what I lookin' for

Stefano Guinnes

No jokes for Mario please!!!!

Da Cane or From space dog

Stefano Guinnes

The luccicons in Crete

L!aM

Your description is vague as f**k. 1m 65 means nothing to me and I cba to look it up. As for the God save Ireland... lol

GoneShootin

Everyone just shut up, just SHUT THE HELL UP!

L!aM

No, YOU shut up Mick! Had just about enough of you.

Cake Fiend

If you're a plumber, and you're looking for a Princess, the lads over on the games forum might be able to help out.

Mariuss13

Holà Stefano Guinness!!! How are you? Do you remember this summer in the Boomerang? The music is very good and the irish people is fantastic!!

Mariuss13

Hola!!!!!!!! How Are You In Your Fantastic Land??? I Love Ireland And Its People!!!!!!!! Where Are You Claire???? And Achilles Sorti Fori Accidenti A Qui Becco Di To Pa!!!

mawk

Mariuss13 wrote:

Hi.. My name is Mario, I'm writing from Florence in Italy..Sorry for my English but I don't know the language very well.. This summer I went in Crete where I met two girls of Cork who worked in a Hersonissos' s pub, the Boomerang as waiters. Claire is tall 1m and 60 brown hair and Blue eyes and another girl, Niky, she's tall 1m and 65 black hair and brown eyes.. Could you contact me if anyone know them??? Thanks a lot.. GOD SAVE IRELAND!!!!!!!!

i think saying where they work was probably a bigger hint than the name&height..

but i have no idea where that bar is.. anyone else know?

MrVestek

This is the reason search was disabled... let it die people.

"Hi, do you know John?! Ya know.. John from Ireland..."

Victor

mawk wrote:

but i have no idea where that bar is.. anyone else know?

Crete?

TipTopToe

Mariuss13 wrote:

Mine it's a joke!!!! E' uno scherzo.... Achilles is my friend!!! IRELAND IS THE BEST!! My first post is true!!

It is indeed the best! Maybe its the hangover, but did you say she was 65 or something? Must be love...

Mariuss13

achille tu c'hai proprio la mamma puttana..

Faith

Well, I have enough knowledge of french and spanish to know that there was a big insult there!

Fysh

Yeah, I was thinking that too Still, it certainly couldn't be any more pointless than the rest of this thread...

Stark

Mariuss13 wrote:

Hola!!!!!!!! How Are You In Your Fantastic Land??? I Love Ireland And Its People!!!!!!!! Where Are You Claire???? And Achilles Sorti Fori Accidenti A Qui Becco Di To Pa!!!

There was a 14 month gap between this post and your previous post.

I'm thinking Claire should be worried.