Super Powers, what's yours?

PH01

If you had super powers what would you like them to be?

Mine would be Sleep Driving, that's driving a car and sleeping at the same time! Cool or what?

koneko

I don't need any more super powers, I'm set for now.

DeVore

I am ELASTIC BAND MAN!!!!






pheer!


DeV.

woosaysdan

i wanna have x-ray vision

koneko

oooh
turning water to booze
man I'd be a hit at the parties

gaui3d0pnbz86o

generate any object from my mind!!!!!!

how that for a power!!!

PH01

koneko wrote:

oooh
turning water to booze
man I'd be a hit at the parties

Just like JESUS!

Boro

I would love to be able to teleport.. would really solve the old traffic problem for me!

koneko

PH01 wrote:

Just like JESUS!

huh? who?

does he post here?

PH01

koneko wrote:

does he post here?

Yes he does, but only on Sundays.

PH01

Boro wrote:

I would love to be able to teleport.. would really solve the old traffic problem for me!

Ya that would be cool and it would make my Sleep Driving powers useless.

Boro

How about the power to fire Mind Bullets?

Jim

Electricute people via the internet.

MistressPandora

Boro wrote:

How about the power to fire Mind Bullets?

Hey, I wanted to say that...I suppose the power to double take would be pretty cool. Just like a cartoon!

Oh oh oh oh NO...I want to live in a pineapple under the sea!

Dr. Loon

I have eyes of the hawk already. I'm working on speed of the puma...the puma... the puma

RE*AC*TOR

I take photogrpahs of my own poo

koneko

Jimeatsmenu wrote:

Electricute people via the internet.

idea thief

i have a mind to ban you for that

Jim

Jimeatsmenu wrote:

Electricute people via the internet.™

Yeah I admit I'm a filthy thief
And I'm really sorry

DeVore

I could sneak up behind villains and give them a good *snapping*.

DeV.

woosaysdan

DeVore wrote:

I could sneak up behind villains and give them a good *snapping*.

DeV.

or a weggie!!!

The Sweeper

DeVore wrote:

I could sneak up behind villains and give them a good *snapping*.

DeV.

You could also leap tall buildings in a single bound.

You know, if you found a slingshot big enough... and a runway long enough...

PH01

DeVore wrote:

I could sneak up behind villains and give them a good *snapping*.

DeV.

I don't think they would be that impressed by a card game?

CuLT

I would have the power... to MOVE you.

Retr0gamer

I can induce REM conciously on my self (rapid eye movement not the band).

I also used to hold the power of the atomic wedgie.

Shiminay

Boro wrote:

How about the power to fire Mind Bullets?

That's telekenesis Kyle...

My super power would be, erm, the ability to make peoples underwear fall down with a flick of the wrist!

woosaysdan

what if there gone commando? :eek:

koneko

Jimeatsmenu wrote:

Yeah I admit I'm a filthy thief
And I'm really sorry

Good, I'm glad you've seen sense.

neuro-praxis

According to Dave (AKA boards.ie's JustHalf), my superpower is that I can shoot laser beams out my eyes.

I am also a dinosaur robot.

Nasty_Girl

I'd love to be able get into people's minds when they are asleep and give them big nasty nightmares!!!!! Like if I wanted a good grade, the lecturer would get awet dream involving my assignment in some way so when I handed it up they'd be so overcome they'd give me an A!!!!! Or if I didn't like someone I could give them horrific nightmares to the point where they'd be afraid to go asleep!!!

sprinkles

I'm able to pause time. I was watching a dvd then other night and I just froze it and went for a p*ss.

Amazing I know.

Sarky

I have the power to quote obscure Simpson's quotes at appropriate times.

Jim

Kids, crime doesn't pay.

Chad ghostal

neuro-praxis wrote:

I am also a dinosaur robot.

that is the coolest thing iv ever heard..

A dinosaur..AND a robot.. :eek:

/* passes out */


My superpower would be to control all of the pOo flinging monkies of the world.
An army of Poo flinging monkies.

Caesar_Bojangle

I have the ability to clean myself with my own sweat

Rozabeez

I have the ability to talk through my big toe!

Naos

the ability to rob others super abilities and use them for myself.

superabilityMan.
yes that is me.

Rozabeez

*shakes fist*

Damn I'm jealous.

Piste

The ability to make people run by just talking to them....

Steveire

My superpower is making sense at inappropriate times.

snorlax

would be handy to have wings then I could watch the Ireland vs Italy match for free next wednesday!
go on ireland!:).........

delly

Having the same power as the gravity gun in half-life 2, but coming from my eyes.

/EDIT that would mean that i'd have to keep my right eye closed if i wanted to hold onto an object, lol

Redhairedguy

The power to control my gastromnomical escapings (my fart, poos and burps)

Amplifying a million fold... so it like a shotgun blast coming out of my rear end, scattering burning tiny pellets of poo......

Oh man that would be frickin' awesome.

Imagine it.... Some guy's in your face about to hit you or something... you burp into his face and melt it off with the force of your powerful burp.

Who would need artillery in war.... a handful of screws and nails up your bum and you got a weapon capable of hitting over a mile away. (Depending on angles, wind speed resisitance etc)

They would call me: Bowelman

I'd be unstoppable! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!