Make up your own Star Sign.

PH01

Has anyone ever asked you what's your star sign? And you would say I'm Leo or something. And then they would go on about what Leo's are like and all that.
To get around these conversations why not make up your own star sign? This ought to shut those feckers up once and for all.

Here's mine...
Star Sign: Clippiticlopus the Horse [March 1st to April 13th]

Clippiticlopusi is expansive, generous and caring. They revel in love affairs and all things romantic. Clippiticlopusi is passionate, demonstrative and likes nothing better than being spoiled by those they love. Happiness knows no bounds for the Clippiticlopusi in love!
Except on Tuesday mornings between 9:30 and 11:21 when you flip over to the opposite.

savemejebus

et le mien

Star Sign: fasterfasterdohtoofastinator the easily vexed and incontinent badger [September 30th 11:48 pm to October 2nd 1:23 am]

fasterfasterdohtoofasticolytes are, irony upon ironies, not generally known for their incontinence although their intolerance for fools and speediness of vexation is legendary. Quick of tongue (heh heh) yet easily offended these hopeless romantics can easily be recognised by the strategic placement of ambulatory appendages in oral cavities when attempting to speak to members of the opposite sex.

Strange but true facts about fasterfasterdohtoofasticolytes: It is a well known fact that fasterfasterdohtoofasticolytes are often found on or near the "Road to Hell" and in fact many have jobs performing resufacing work on it. Although no scientfic or astrological explantation can be found for this mystics believe that there is a causal link between this phenomenon and fasterfasterdohtoofasticolytes that are born during the equinox of "Good Intentions"

Sarky

I was born under what later turned out to be a city-sized comet hurtling straight at earth, and which will end all life within the next 50 years.

I'm rather grumpy as a result.

CuLT

Sarky wrote:

I was born under what later turned out to be a city-sized comet hurtling straight at earth, and which will end all life within the next 50 years.

I'm rather grumpy as a result.

What are you moaning about? That's a good fifty years!

Sarky

I'm moaning because I can't get no Tang around here.

savemejebus

call dubya, i figure if anyone knows where to get some tang, it be him

Rozabeez

my star sign is the goober, goobers are stupid beaver-like animals that feed on peanuts, which is ironic because goober is an american slang word for peanut according to my dictionary.

Nasty_Girl

I'm a Nastiscies,
Nastiscies has the hygenie of a dog, laziness of a cat and big black eyes of a chipmunk. It uses it's pointy face to eat expired swan meat and its sharp claws and fabulous wings represent the finer things in life.
Nastiscies usually die of incurable and ill gotten diseases.

Picture to follow

Piste

I am Piste.

Piste girls enjoy wearing red piste hoodys and making up words they also can fall asleep in the mid.............................................................*is asleep*........

Gordon

My next usage of my star sign (after a conversation akin to PH01's post with a female that "didnt trust" my star sign) will be Magdalene.

sprinkles

Mine is: