Wacko Jacko

Yo Mamma

The plastic surgery experiment that IS Michael Jackson turned up at The Oxford Union yesterday to deliver an emotional yet incredibly cheesy speech on behalf of his 'Heal the Kids' campaign. Jacko, who in 1993 paid Jordy Chandler £20million to drop child abuse allegations, limped on to the stage looking to be in considerable discomfort due to a broken foot.
As he read from the autocue, his voice trembled with emotion and at times he actually broke down in tears as he wibbled on about how his father never showed him any love and how children world wide should be entitled to:

The right to unconditional protection
The right to be loved
The right to feel valuable
The right to a bed time story
The right to...well you get the idea.

20,000 people applied for tickets to the event and members of the press were only admitted on the condition that live excerpts from the speech weren't broadcast. The superstar has not been too happy with the way the UK press has treated him in the past. In spite of being 3 hours late, he was given a standing ovation at the end of his 30 minute speech. **** knows why.

Kali

he was probably limping due to the fact that he broke his right leg but was using the crutch under his left arm
(c) The Sun

TwoShedsJackson

Has he completed his transformation into a white woman yet? Puts me in mind of that Onion story from a while back 'Jacko to undergo complete Blackendectomy'

Yo Mamma

Check him out, THE FREAK !!!!

http://hugo.netshop.ie/jacko.jpg

Doc

How much did he pay to have that sexual assault case dropped against him?
What the hell is he doing telling anyone how to look after kids.
P.S.
The pointy nosed freak looks like one of the whos from the Grinch!

Elias

A kid walks up to his mother and asks her, 'Mam is God a man or a woman?', and she replys 'Well he's both a man and a woman if you know what I mean'. Then the kid says ' oh, well is he a black person or a white person?' and his mother replys'He's both black and white if you know what'. The kid stands there for a minute and looks a little confused before he says'Mam, is Micheal Jackson God?'

Yo Mamma

Ba Dum Dum Tsch.............

Bard

And now he's "best man" at Yuri Geller's wedding.

T'chah...