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Liveline: "I'm down in the hood, I'm on tik-tok" sez Joe

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,327 ✭✭✭shearforce


    happened last November

    Took her almost a year to get herself together to ring Joe.

    Actually I wouldn't mind a few ecstacy tablets? is this his mammy on promoting her son's business



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,636 ✭✭✭archfi


    Inspector Umm concluded it was a drug run on da Luas

    The issue is never the issue; the issue is always the revolution.

    The Entryism process: 1) Demand access; 2) Demand accommodation; 3) Demand a seat at the table; 4) Demand to run the table; 5) Demand to run the institution; 6) Run the institution to produce more activists and policy until they run it into the ground.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,479 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Maybe the seller was a garda?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83,738 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    It's a shame the way they let the LUAS go, all the money spent on it and people afraid to travel on it.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86 ✭✭cher nobyl




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83,738 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Ross Kemp could base a complete series on the Red Line Luas.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,327 ✭✭✭shearforce


    Jesus fcuking christ, it was last November you blathering fool. Will you fcuk off and make the lunch



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭Brian Scan




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,824 ✭✭✭squonk


    It’s ok. He only seemed to be selling drugs now



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,525 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Im not afraid to travel on it, but any time I tried to use it in the past year it has been uncomfortably jammers. At least sardines get to lie down in the tin. Feeling like you're in the middle of a scrum is not pleasant.

    Caller:"How could this be stopped?"

    Oh I dont know, maybe if we had a guardians of the peace who continuously patrolled around?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83,738 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Sounds like he would make a good used car salesman.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,041 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    I wonder how many grams the Jolly Entrepreneur has moved since.

    'Tis a great little country to be makin' a livin' in.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,844 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    You cant say dat !



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,479 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    furriners coming over here….!! BAD LINE



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,824 ✭✭✭squonk


    So basically this is old dears being shocked by stuff on the luas.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,636 ✭✭✭archfi


    Yeah, same here. Uncomfortably jammers but never had or seen much hassle.

    The issue is never the issue; the issue is always the revolution.

    The Entryism process: 1) Demand access; 2) Demand accommodation; 3) Demand a seat at the table; 4) Demand to run the table; 5) Demand to run the institution; 6) Run the institution to produce more activists and policy until they run it into the ground.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,479 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    "dat's yer bleepin problem" "bleep bleep bleep"



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,095 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    this is woeful shite



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,327 ✭✭✭shearforce


    she's engaging with junkies and thinks she's a great one

    Lol her bag was robbed

    great stuff



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,116 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Ah the pearl-clutching segment.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83,738 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Squad car…I love that term, proper old school, I try to use it for the craic around those under 30, they require the assistance of Google to know what in the jaysus I am talking about.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,319 ✭✭✭Deeec


    When does this chat bleep bleep end



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,844 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Maybe dat oul lad who got smacked with a phone charger before will ring in



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,525 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Of course the gardai were only too happy to make her tea and drop her home. It means they dont have to go out onto the street and actually deal with any of this sh1te.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,479 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    "effin toes" "effin and beeeeeing outta her"



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,327 ✭✭✭shearforce


    "She was absolutely horrible"



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,824 ✭✭✭squonk


    They’re all old complaints. I’m sure he’ll have a caller soon who lost 5 shillings on the tram in Westland row in 1936



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83,738 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    If you ever get your phone back after being mugged it's a sign it's time to change your phone.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,327 ✭✭✭shearforce


    a lot of things not adding up here



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,479 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Dublin is an unadulterated kip in fairness



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,824 ✭✭✭squonk


    Muriel, first rule of Luas, DO NOT engage with de wildlife.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,306 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    That's the first time I've heard these lowlifes being described as "geniuses and magicians".



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,636 ✭✭✭archfi


    Sounds like a junkie took it - cash gone, bag with rest of the stuff recovered.

    The issue is never the issue; the issue is always the revolution.

    The Entryism process: 1) Demand access; 2) Demand accommodation; 3) Demand a seat at the table; 4) Demand to run the table; 5) Demand to run the institution; 6) Run the institution to produce more activists and policy until they run it into the ground.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,844 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Everyone one around wasnt Irish………

    Hmmm…less of dat talk dere now



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,479 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    "I enjoy myself, Joe".

    Ewwwwwwwww! This is a family show!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,636 ✭✭✭archfi


    Joe almost swallowed his fat tongue there when she said about not looking Irish.

    The issue is never the issue; the issue is always the revolution.

    The Entryism process: 1) Demand access; 2) Demand accommodation; 3) Demand a seat at the table; 4) Demand to run the table; 5) Demand to run the institution; 6) Run the institution to produce more activists and policy until they run it into the ground.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,488 ✭✭✭mountain


    what do you do in real life???



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83,738 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    I do have the headphones on me with sound off so I am alert yet appear away with the fairies and not engagable with scobies requesting a lend of a smoke, euro for a hostel, directions to x venue etc etc.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,479 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    "i'm a lovely aul wan"



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,362 ✭✭✭Tow


    Joe had his 'grants' stopped when he had de Bad Leg. He was not amused at all.

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,327 ✭✭✭shearforce


    40mins left Joe

    c'mon, move on, for the love of christ



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,041 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,479 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Joe cackling away and fancies Muriel who he met on a painting holiday



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,525 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Joe: At least they were following up on it.

    Yeah, a nice easy case to follow up on.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,041 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Ah, one of Joe's arty / author pals.

    What a surprise.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,479 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    A 8-book novelist



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,844 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Next book will be a guide on how to ride de Luas



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,525 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Christ, this is Joe doing his own long lost love from years gone by.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,636 ✭✭✭archfi


    Oh jaysus, we could be headed to the rest of the show yakking about Muriel's books…eek

    The issue is never the issue; the issue is always the revolution.

    The Entryism process: 1) Demand access; 2) Demand accommodation; 3) Demand a seat at the table; 4) Demand to run the table; 5) Demand to run the institution; 6) Run the institution to produce more activists and policy until they run it into the ground.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,327 ✭✭✭shearforce


    Joe, she'll be on at Christmas on the "Books no one wants to read" slot



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