Liveline: "I'm down in the hood, I'm on tik-tok" sez Joe

Kalimah

He just told you it was for his daughter!

Jeff2

I want carers allowance for looking after myself.

zell12

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122816712#Comment_122816712

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2smiggy

many many people get the full carer's amount

Tow

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122816724#Comment_122816724

Wait until they stop giving the full State Contributory Pension to those who have half decent private pension.

Shan Doras

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122816699#Comment_122816699

I thought that those post office savings stamps were discontinued back around 1989, I haven't seen them advertised in decades

Tow

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122816717#Comment_122816717

I must apply for minding by parents and they can apply for minding their neighbour. My mother is currently busy trying to get the neighbour into a nursing home, after getting fed up rescuing her from falls and being stuck in the bath, over the last few years.

zell12

doppelganger

Tow

Joe, Armed mod running through auld Clerys and around de town. Mrs Guiney would be turning in her grave at de thought of what her shop has become.

https://www.thejournal.ie/armed-mob-chased-man-carrying-baseball-bat-dublin-court-6537947-Nov2024

Atlantic Dawn

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122821569#Comment_122821569

Forget your mobile phone and vape shops I'd say a shop selling stab proof clothing on Talbot Street would clean up, give a free first aid kit for spends over €100 😁

Tow

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122821737#Comment_122821737

There is a place on Little Mary Street selling de weaponry and associated protection gear.

The online reviews are gas, sez de auld lad running de place thinks all customers are thieves. What do you expect if he has been in businesses in Dublin 1 for 50 years, probably suffering from PTSD.

zell12

^^^^^ Who was Little Mary?

Brian Scan

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122808740#Comment_122808740

By the look of her, she's quite familiar with the McDonalds drive-thru.

Shan Doras

I wanted to punch Duffy in the face last Friday when he kept repeating the same nonsense about the savings stamps over and over again

balanced24

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122825501#Comment_122825501

Sirell de sqweerell!!!

Hope tomorrow is teachers with pitchforks for FG and Joe does love a dog at O'Leary!

Red Fred

Isn't one of the 3 twins a teacher? Joe will be in fierce bad form today.

FrancieBrady

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122821244#Comment_122821244

What an awful thing to do. Have a go at whoever you like but try and have some respect for people who have nothing to do with your grievance.

Expunge

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122825950#Comment_122825950

Oh yes! This could be the one for today.

A cut at O'Leary (and them with the same education)….. outraged teachers finding the toime to call in. Potential Goooold.

Mind you, O'Leary might have made life a little uncomfortable for his own children, still at school.

I saw him recently at a school musical where his dawther goes to school.

Not a private school but it does have a boarding part to it. He'll probably leave a substantial cheque there when she finishes the Leaving Cert.

Tow

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122826048#Comment_122826048

Joe has to be careful. Last I heard, from Joe himself, is dat de favourite twin, who was national school teacher, is in Australia, living de good life as irish teachers do.

2smiggy

it could make an interesting show !!

top floor

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122821569#Comment_122821569

Armed mod running amok !

Freudian slip of the day. You could be thread-banned for that.

BPKS

How many of the 3 twins are teachers and were insulted by MOL Joe?

McDermotX

Shut de fook up Joe

squonk

I wish Duffoon had said he was gagging to give Louise one as it’d have been far less cringe than the singing.

BPKS

Only Liveline would have a discussion about a song called Summer In Dublin on November 11th

Tow

Today in Stage 7.1:

• Just Joe, self proclaimed lad of more intelligence than a Wolfe Tone fan.

Possible shrieking into the void topics:

• Bus Songs: Only one song with a Bus Number in it, in de whole wurld
• 46A: Being Terminated. Have you memories of de 46A. Going Going Gone. With Bagatelle on de line.
• Mick O'Leary: Loves Teachers, but would not employ wan.
• Kiera in Cork: Orders online but not arriving.
• Postal Votes: Most restricted democracy for postal votes in de wurld.
• Joe singing: Someone must have put de funny stuff into the canteen grub.

Banned Topics:

• Plantations.
• Macrones for de friends of Montrose
• Welfare raided to fund RTE Digout
• Wolfe Tone vs Montrose
• Kneecap de Kneecapping picture
• State of Hospitals
• De Missing Ducks of St. Stephen's Green
• De Unwell
• De Undocumented
• RVM Machine Tax
• Inflation, except for sausage based products
• Lack of Doctors
• Lack of Dentists
• Lack of Gaffs
• Lack of punishment for Crime/Goal Accommodation

zell12

♬ Oye wimimbir dat sommir in Dooblyn. and dat wiffi it..

thesandeman

This one's more suited to Joe.

10 Little Buses - Super Simple Songs -

https://supersimple.com/song/ten-little-buses/

avfc1874

Joe seems in a giddy mood , He must have had a positive reaction to his canvassing of Mrs Joe, to give little Joe a bit of exercise the weekend, so to speak

with camp voice ,thrown in as well 🤔

Well it is nearly panto season,

Oh no it's not

Tow

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122826879#Comment_122826879

He has a removal to attend this evening and full blown funeral to attend tomorrow. He may even take tomorrow off and to make de day if it.

archfi

If I hear one note of Bagatelle's tune, radio off!

zell12

THE Grace Jones?

Dan Jaman

How dare Simon Harris have the cheek to announce the election just after the start of the programme, Joe.

The very least he should have run it by you the previous night.

McDermotX

13:46

Deth

Carer deth

2smiggy

could she not use one of the other butlers ?

Tow

HSE probably don't know Ronan had died and are still paying him.

zell12

"What is his dependency so to speak?"

zell12

He's not a small man, he's also not a big man, but he is a tall man

Dan Jaman

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122827041#Comment_122827041

Call somebody up from the wine cellars.

Deeec

Wha the carer died or the husband?

NeinNeinNein

Wonder if Joe has to be rolled around the house by Mrs Joe.

Busi_Girl08

Unfortunately it sounds like he is beyond in Home care :(

Tow

No flies on this auld wan, Joe better watch out.

zell12

She talks properly, with the correct words and enunciation

Deeec

Grace has an English twang to her accent

zell12

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122827051#Comment_122827051

But then it would be Fair Deal, the means test and the house will be gone..

Arghus

Joe looking for an angle to mine this for tears or emotionality.

He's struggling with how to talk to her with her no nonsense matter of factness.

Atlantic Dawn

How in the jaysus does an 85 year old become carer for their 90 year old husband?

Dan Jaman

Is Benny still on the floor?

FFS.

Dan Jaman

She must be as strong as an ox.