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Liveline: "I'm down in the hood, I'm on tik-tok" sez Joe

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,610 ✭✭✭Tow


    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭Living Off The Splash


    I get a state pension. I pay tax.

    Everyone gets various allowances that they can offset against the tax that they pay.

    This woman must be on a good salary for her 3 day week. Add the carer's allowance to this, then minus off the various allowances that you get…….you pay tax on the remainder.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,206 ✭✭✭archfi


    now here’s a thought just deposit 10€ into her savings account?

    I mean…

    A thing isn't what it says it is.

    A thing is what it does.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,635 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    An Post finito



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,564 ✭✭✭Deeec


    Ah does she really think stamps is the only way of saving. She can still save her money without a stamp. Some people are just stupid



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,635 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Plug for Jacobs biscuits



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,756 ✭✭✭TinyMuffin


    would she not put it into crypto.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,635 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    sigh



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,564 ✭✭✭Deeec


    She thought the carers was a bit of free extra money on top on her salary



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,343 ✭✭✭Kalimah


    God - Duffy is such a moron.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,635 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    "fifty seven thousand discussions" ..



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,814 ✭✭✭mountain


    Duffy’s a p rick



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,610 ✭✭✭Tow


    Can you still just buy normal stamps and bring them back to the post office to convert back into cash?

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,382 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    "That's to prove you're not part of a drugs cartel, Bridget!"

    Nervous laughter from Bridget



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,635 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    "are dey mad"



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,635 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    balance? BALANCE? did he really say that



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,343 ✭✭✭Kalimah


    If Duffy had his way An Post would still be using quill pens and old ledgers.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,756 ✭✭✭TinyMuffin


    Make An Phost Great Again.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,343 ✭✭✭Kalimah


    He's reading this thread!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,635 ✭✭✭✭zell12




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,564 ✭✭✭Deeec


    Right her mother needs to get her pension paid into her bank account ( like most people do nowadays) and withdraw what cash she needs for the week or pay by card. Transfer the rest to a savings account. Problem solved. It also saves work and time for the daughter traipsing to the Post office every week to collect the pension



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭Living Off The Splash


    Bring back the Harry Worth jam jar.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,206 ✭✭✭archfi


    What are the ones with the cows on called?

    5p a stamp

    A thing isn't what it says it is.

    A thing is what it does.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,720 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Oops, Joe. Don't mention de banks again.

    Touchy territory there.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,635 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    SSIA 2.0 would be a vote winner



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,635 ✭✭✭✭zell12




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,756 ✭✭✭TinyMuffin


    Mary Murphy could be trans gender Joe.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,814 ✭✭✭mountain


    has he had a line?
    he’s wound up



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,610 ✭✭✭Tow


    Driving tour of Dublin.

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,656 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    Joe: "You're not Mary Murphy. You have a beard for starters."

    That's discrimination against Hairy Mary. 😉

    Post edited by sligeach on


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,635 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    190 TDs? Really? I thought at was 174

    Withdraw yer lies, Joe



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,206 ✭✭✭archfi


    no the 5p savings stamp! See above!

    I think Cyril the squirrel came in the 80s

    A thing isn't what it says it is.

    A thing is what it does.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,720 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    I wish he would stop gabbling over the callers, he's such a rude git.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,250 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    I think you have to actually do some 'caring' sotospeak.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,610 ✭✭✭Tow


    Joe, she was about to give yor the aunt's death details but you cut her off.

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 655 ✭✭✭Paterson Jerins


    The taoiseach is listening?

    He should, because joe dissects to the issues that matter to the people of Ireland.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭Living Off The Splash


    If Trump persuades de Google and de Facebuke and de others to return to the USA…..den nobody will be getting any sort of payments….



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,720 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Siddly the squiddly, Joe.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 712 ✭✭✭gigantic09




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 655 ✭✭✭Paterson Jerins


    If he keeps talking about this squirrel. My radio is going out the window.

    Does joe think he is actually funny?



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,720 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    7/6d would be worth €5478 by now in Joeworld.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,213 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    7 and 6

    So 13 then…



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,635 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    She said her ma died 20 years ago, and Joe ignored it



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,564 ✭✭✭Deeec


    I know someone who receives it for their parents but the parents are able to do everything for themselves. They're in their 80's but fit and well - still driving, doing gardening, shopping, cleaning etc themselves. The person just got the GP to fill in form, sent it off and they were approved for carers. They're able to stay at home looking after their children while getting carers allowance for their parents. No authorities check that the person in receipt is actually doing caring.

    Genuine carers need more help from social welfare but there is alot of what I described above happening. Carers allowance is open to abuse.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,343 ✭✭✭Kalimah


    Whooping cough is not the same as croup.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,635 ✭✭✭✭zell12




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,303 ✭✭✭ooter


    Siddle de squiddle morya.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,610 ✭✭✭Tow


    Revenue staff listening to de LineLine as they wurk from home.

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,720 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    <burp>….

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,702 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    what a pig



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