Locked in a warehouse for a weekend

Victor

So, you are accidentally locked into a warehouse for a weekend alone. You can't get out and you can't communicate with anyone. Nobody will notice you are missing. There is a small tea station (there's water, tea bags, instant coffee and bowl of tea-encrusted sugar.) and a WC.

What would you like to be in the warehouse? You are only allowed three things.

Me: Marzipan. Some nice duvets. I'm not sure what else.

85603

Never mind that. Mystic meg has just died.

Or has she.

Del2005

Alcohol, food and a kick ass computer with internet access.

Victor

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120338844#Comment_120338844

"you can't communicate with anyone"

Collie D

Any chance it could be a Bank Holiday weekend for an extra 24 hours of peace?

windowcills

Water, food & a nymphomaniac

the_amazing_raisin

I assume the break room means that there's enough food and drinks for us to survive the weekend?

If that's the case, then I'd bring a sleeping bag, a torch and a book to read

If not then I'd bring food, water and a concrete saw to cut my way out of the building 🤣

BK5

I was trapped in a Budweiser factory over a weekend once and had to drink my own p**s to survive.

Victor

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120338913#Comment_120338913

I had planned to say that, but decided to keep it simple.

"I assume the break room means that there's enough food and drinks for us to survive the weekend?" - think "tea station". There's tea bags, instant coffee and bowl of tea-encrusted sugar.

Victor

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120338950#Comment_120338950

"you can't communicate with anyone"

Badly Drunk Boy

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120339008#Comment_120339008

So nothing for us non-tea/non-coffee drinkers? Typical!!

the_amazing_raisin

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120339021#Comment_120339021

Well you don't need to talk to each other 😉

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120338950#Comment_120338950

A whole weekend? You'll probably want to swap the food and drink for a pack of Viagra and a blood transfusion 😂

Furze99

Must be a quiet day at work so..

Stephen_Maturin

Bag of weed and associated paraphernalia

Bag of tasty snacks

A PlayStation set up

It’s been years…actually sounds like an alright weekend of peace!

Olympush

A king size bed, a box of viagra & a 20 year old Cindy Crawford 😂

Gregor Samsa

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

He bought a warehouse.

cml387

Play dodgems with the fork lift trucks

windowcills

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120339021#Comment_120339021

Thats fine.... I never know what to say to women

niallpatrick

An oxy-acetylene cutting torch sledge hammer and a bag of modelling baloons, if I can't cut my or hammer my way out I could always entertain myself making balloon animals.

Greyfox

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120339027#Comment_120339027

Water is all yous deserve 😊

I can't do it till the end of the month, then ill take a PS5, the Resident Evil 4 remake and a warm duvet.. make sure someone tells me when I have to leave as I'll be too busy to notice

RobbingBandit

A gun a tray of monster energy and a disappointing book.

Victor

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120342151#Comment_120342151

Balloons + oxy-acetylene = Ka-boom

mariaalice

Bed, a hamper from M&S which has alcohol in it, books.

Victor

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120339551#Comment_120339551

"Bag of weed and associated paraphernalia"

These might not be available in a typical warehouse.

Victor

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120339813#Comment_120339813

But there will be nobody there to use the fire hoses on you.

the_amazing_raisin

You can't communicate with anyone and no-one will notice you are missing...

Where do I sign up? 🤣

screamer

A big comfy bed, an electric blanket and Netflix

niallpatrick

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120342285#Comment_120342285

That would be in direct violation of health and safety, just because I'm trapped it's no excuse to play silly beggars says the fella who didn't pack the welding gloves and googles.

Del2005

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120338883#Comment_120338883

Who's communicating. Watching movies, shows etc.

sprucemoose

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120339544#Comment_120339544

3 things....

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120342161#Comment_120342161

first two would be no good to you without a tv though

Count Dracula

Greta Scacchi , a spit roasted boar and a case of Beaujolais.