Locked in a warehouse for a weekend

Victor · 10-03-2023 5:19am #1

So, you are accidentally locked into a warehouse for a weekend alone. You can't get out and you can't communicate with anyone. Nobody will notice you are missing. There is a small tea station (there's water, tea bags, instant coffee and bowl of tea-encrusted sugar.) and a WC.

What would you like to be in the warehouse? You are only allowed three things.

Me: Marzipan. Some nice duvets. I'm not sure what else.

10-03-2023 5:23am

Never mind that. Mystic meg has just died.

Or has she.

Del2005 · 10-03-2023 6:17am

Alcohol, food and a kick ass computer with internet access.

Victor · 10-03-2023 6:58am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120338844#Comment_120338844

"you can't communicate with anyone"

Collie D · 10-03-2023 7:17am

Any chance it could be a Bank Holiday weekend for an extra 24 hours of peace?

windowcills · 10-03-2023 7:41am

Water, food & a nymphomaniac

the_amazing_raisin · 10-03-2023 7:56am

I assume the break room means that there's enough food and drinks for us to survive the weekend?

If that's the case, then I'd bring a sleeping bag, a torch and a book to read

If not then I'd bring food, water and a concrete saw to cut my way out of the building 🤣

BK5 · 10-03-2023 7:59am

I was trapped in a Budweiser factory over a weekend once and had to drink my own p**s to survive.

Victor · 10-03-2023 8:04am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120338913#Comment_120338913

I had planned to say that, but decided to keep it simple.

"I assume the break room means that there's enough food and drinks for us to survive the weekend?" - think "tea station". There's tea bags, instant coffee and bowl of tea-encrusted sugar.

Victor · 10-03-2023 8:09am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120338950#Comment_120338950

"you can't communicate with anyone"

Badly Drunk Boy · 10-03-2023 8:11am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120339008#Comment_120339008

So nothing for us non-tea/non-coffee drinkers? Typical!!

the_amazing_raisin · 10-03-2023 8:25am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120339021#Comment_120339021

Well you don't need to talk to each other 😉

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120338950#Comment_120338950

A whole weekend? You'll probably want to swap the food and drink for a pack of Viagra and a blood transfusion 😂

Furze99 · 10-03-2023 10:06am

Must be a quiet day at work so..

Stephen_Maturin · 10-03-2023 10:14am

Bag of weed and associated paraphernalia

Bag of tasty snacks

A PlayStation set up

It’s been years…actually sounds like an alright weekend of peace!

Olympush · 10-03-2023 10:14am

A king size bed, a box of viagra & a 20 year old Cindy Crawford 😂

Gregor Samsa · 10-03-2023 10:24am

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

He bought a warehouse.

cml387 · 10-03-2023 11:08am

Play dodgems with the fork lift trucks

windowcills · 10-03-2023 6:25pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120339021#Comment_120339021

Thats fine.... I never know what to say to women

niallpatrick · 10-03-2023 7:10pm

An oxy-acetylene cutting torch sledge hammer and a bag of modelling baloons, if I can't cut my or hammer my way out I could always entertain myself making balloon animals.

Greyfox · 10-03-2023 7:11pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120339027#Comment_120339027

Water is all yous deserve 😊

I can't do it till the end of the month, then ill take a PS5, the Resident Evil 4 remake and a warm duvet.. make sure someone tells me when I have to leave as I'll be too busy to notice

RobbingBandit · 10-03-2023 7:15pm

A gun a tray of monster energy and a disappointing book.

Victor · 10-03-2023 7:42pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120342151#Comment_120342151

Balloons + oxy-acetylene = Ka-boom

10-03-2023 7:45pm

Bed, a hamper from M&S which has alcohol in it, books.

Victor · 10-03-2023 7:54pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120339551#Comment_120339551

"Bag of weed and associated paraphernalia"

These might not be available in a typical warehouse.

Victor · 10-03-2023 7:55pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120339813#Comment_120339813

But there will be nobody there to use the fire hoses on you.

the_amazing_raisin · 10-03-2023 8:02pm

You can't communicate with anyone and no-one will notice you are missing...

Where do I sign up? 🤣

screamer · 10-03-2023 8:05pm

A big comfy bed, an electric blanket and Netflix

niallpatrick · 10-03-2023 8:05pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120342285#Comment_120342285

That would be in direct violation of health and safety, just because I'm trapped it's no excuse to play silly beggars says the fella who didn't pack the welding gloves and googles.