What terrible movies have you watched recenty? Superman IV for me. I had forgotten how bad it is.

AMKC

Lex Luther greats a super evil being lol. It was more like something that should have been in a Ghostbusters film and then that god awefull scene where he brings the French Businessmans daughter into space and she is still alive lol sure no air or heat but yep she is still alive. So bad lol. I hope all the people who passed this were sacked just after it flopped in the Cinema all them years ago. It was truly terrible and I speak as someone who loves the first 3 films. Christopher Reeve will forever be the best Superman.

So what God awful films have you watched recently?

silliussoddius

Wasn’t this one of the films that speeded up the demise of the Canon studio?

Mad_maxx

I watched it as I’d never seen it ( don’t think it’s ever been shown before on TV ?) , nothing prepared me for how astonishingly awful it is, like something Ed Wood might have made as the special effects looked like a movie from 1957 rather than 1987 , apparently it cost ten million to make, honestly all of the budget must have gone on wages ?

easily the worst movie I’ve ever seen, makes Superman 3 ( which is fairly terrible) look like Terminator 2

i really love the first two Superman movies, especially the first one

AMKC

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120057202#Comment_120057202

I watched it as I’d never seen it ( don’t think it’s ever been shown before on TV ?) , nothing prepared me for how astonishingly awful it is, like something Ed Wood might have made as the special effects looked like a movie from 1957 rather than 1987 , apparently it cost ten million to make, honestly all of the budget must have gone on wages ?

MUST HAVE YES.

Maybe no one wanted to air it lol.

I mean how thick woukd Lois and tge other Woman hacmve to be to not figure out that Clark is Superman and Superman Clark. There is another terrible scene where Superman let's go of Lois and she does not fall but somehow miraculously flys lol.

It has been on TV before alright do.

easily the worst movie I’ve ever seen, makes Superman 3 ( which is fairly terrible) look like Terminator 2

AH Superman 3 has its problems but yes it's not nearly as bad as 4.

i really love the first two Superman movies, especially the first one

Yes me too.

thegame983

I watched Passenger 57 on christmas day.

Not good.

Larbre34

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Damn sight better than Superman IV.

Christopher Reeve said of it later 'I did it to promote nuclear disarmament, but it was a catastrophe from the start. My association with it did serious harm to my career.'

I did watch about 10 minutes of it this afternoon too. Absolutely dreadful.

Grandeeod

Superman 4 had unmercifully budget cuts. Brought down to 17 million as cannon went out of business. All shot in England with bad consequences. Could have been brilliant. Think it was He Man and the masters of the universe that killed it. Cannon didn't know how to manage big projects. They were a low budget outfit and made some great stuff. Superman 4 was way outside their ability.

Mad_maxx

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120057885#Comment_120057885

Seventeen million wasn’t a small budget in 1986 , honestly it looks like a movie that cost less than a million

BingCrosbee

Watched the Banshees of Inisheirin last night. Worst crap I ever watched, no story, boring, depressing. Dreadful.

AMKC

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120057922#Comment_120057922

It was still less than half what it was originally meant to cost to make ,

Pathé ownership of Cannon

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By 1988, a cooling in the film market and a series of box office disappointments—including the multimillion-dollar production of Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987), whose original $36-million budget was slashed to $17 million—had once again put Cannon in financial woes. The company signed an agreement with Warner Bros. to handle part of their assets; however, the financial loss was staggering. Having purchased Thorn EMI's Thorn EMI Screen Entertainment division in 1986,[28] Cannon Films was severely stretched, and faced bankruptcy. The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission began an investigation into Cannon's financial reports, suspecting that Cannon had fraudulently misstated them. On the verge of failure, Cannon Films was taken over by Pathé Communications, a holding company controlled by Italian financier Giancarlo Parretti. Financed by the French bank Crédit Lyonnais, Pathé Communications' takeover of Cannon immediately began a corporate restructuring and refinancing of $250 million to pay off Cannon's debt. By 1989, Golan, citing differences with both Parretti and Globus, resigned from his position and left Cannon to start 21st Century Film Corporation, while Globus remained with Pathé.

Larbre34

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120057963#Comment_120057963

Its an excellent movie. Excellent.

The setting is contrived to be a bubble and thats a plot device you can either accept or not. Think of it as a play.

But what the characterisation says about the human condition, is profound.

And Barry Keoghan is going to win an Oscar for it. And I'm not fanboy-ing here, I've never enjoyed him in anything before.

Gatling

Oddly enough accidentally made the kids sit though Superman IV earlier,

The evil eyes and wft moments from start to finish didn't make it worthwhile couldn't even remember watching this in the cinema when it was originally released,

Thank god Tim Burton revived the superhero genre with his two batmans and which eventually led to the MCU ,

This single handedly killed the franchise for the longest period

AllForIt

Once you get past the 3rd one in a series just forget it.

Superman I and II I love because of the amazing score of John Williams and the beautiful cinematography, esp in S1.

It's always an unusual movie in the way it goes from serious to slap-stick comedy and back again. It all worked somehow.

It's an esp xmas movie for me more than Die Hard because when I were a wee lad RTE had it on as as it's xmas 'blockbuster' movie, and I just fell in love with movie scores ever since.

Of all John Williams scores I'd put his Superman score at his best, with Star Wars a very close second. I know he's done loads of other very good stuff but those too are his all time greats imo.

One eyed Jack

“Virtuosity”, with Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe. Real stinker of a movie, I was looking for something with Denzel in it because he and Russell Crowe are two of my favourite actors (Tom Cruise too).

That reminds me, watched “Poker Face” the other night. It wasn’t difficult to forget I’d watched it, it’s utterly forgettable.

In cinema, the latest Thor movie. It was like a cheesy 90’s G’n’R rock opera. I like rock opera, and I love it when a movie subverts my expectations… but this was shyte from beginning to end 😒

On streaming platforms - “Prey”

Spoiler warning: the protagonist spends most of the movie asleep in the tent. I probably would have done too.

Sgt Hartman

Year One and Nacho Libre, both starring Jack Black. Both movies are a boring mess and a waste of time.

Watched Violent Night, it’s a Die Hard meets Santa Clause movie out at the moment, my eyes hurt after watching it. Brutal.

lumphammer2

Superman IV: The Quest For Peace too I'm afraid ... saw it years back but watched again yesterday just to see if it was as bad as I had remembered ... it was ...

Cannon aka Golan Globus produced this film .. that was the first time I noticed ... I'd have very very low expectations regarding anything they did ... they were a low budget company with Middle East roots that made some woeful low budget right wing drivel usually starring Chuck Norris ... you could not expect a decent Superman film from them ... they messed up Masters of the Universe too ... that could have been another Star Wars in someone else's hands ...

Superman 1 and 2 are excellent .. 3 is ok ... forget the fourth one ... it really is as bad as they say ... much worse than 1997's Batman and Robin ... the equivalent low point in the Batman franchise ... for certain ...

RabbleRouser2k

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Oh Superman 4 was shown on TV years ago. I can remember it because of how much of a clusterfudge it was. And how much people were talking about it afterwards. You watch the first two, and even with the bts stuff going on on Superman 2 (Richard Donner getting fired, using a Gene Hackman soundalike and lookalike to finish the film), it's still a good movie.

If you watch the documentary 'Electric Boogaloo: The Story of Cannon films'... you realise how much of a disaster Superman 4 really was. You can even find deleted scenes of Superman 4 on youtube, where we see the first 'Nuclear Man'. The second Nuclear Man (the one in the movie) was a Chippendale's dancer. Never acted again, either.

I mean, Cannon films promised Reeves and co. $32 million, but only delivered $17 million, and may not even have given that much. The budget for Superman (1978) was $55 million. Coupled with that, they were also making Masters of the Universe at the same time, and often took the budget from Superman 4 to pay for MoTU, and then didn't deliver there either. Mattel (the owners of He-man) stumped up the money there too. As did the director.

As for worst film. Deadly Cuts. Awful Irish film. Just awful.

BattleCorp

I was in my Mam's yesterday and Superman IV was on the TV. Couldn't take my eyes off of it because it was so bad.

Holy mother of Jaysus, the special effects. They were absolutely cringeworthy. The special effects on Wanderly Wagon were better. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Mad_maxx

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120057963#Comment_120057963

Be serious, how could The Banshees of Inisherin be the worst movie ever?

Deregos.

Not sure if it's the same movie you're talking about, but I was flicking around the channels and landed upon a clip where Superman was 'straightening' the leaning Tower of Pisa, it looked so woeful I didn't stay watching it.

Because we'd never seen it & the first Zoolander was so good, we decided to watch 'Zoolander No. 2' one evening . . . it was brutally bad, with a such a stupid plot line and generally just so OTT & unfunny, I think seeing it has nearly ruined the first Zoolander for me.

pgj2015

I saw this film about Nazi zombies once, the acting was so bad they made fair city actors looks like Oscar winners. watched about 4 minutes of it before I ejected the DVD and threw it in the bin.

sydthebeat

I didn't realize till yesterday when Superman 2 was on that Mario Puzo wrote the first two Superman movies!!

Makes sense now why they were so well received.

Me, I watched the 1993 Mario brothers movie , my god it's awful

Montage of Feck

Once Superhero movies were considered naff and now that is all that's in the cinema.

lumphammer2

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120058587#Comment_120058587

Cannon aka Golan Globus are the notorious makers of some of the worst movies I have ever seen ... Delta Force ... Braddock: Missing in Action ... all that stuff .. low budget flicks with Chuck Norris ...

They also did an inferior ripoff of Indiana Jones as well ... they ruined Superman and Masters of the Universe ...

The organisation specialised in anti USSR/anti communist flicks with stereotyped characters and .. more often than not .. Chuck Norris fighting and killing them ... The company was founded by a Russian family with anti USSR views hence the propaganda angle ... ironically the 'Russia' of his films resembled more 2022-23 Russia than the USSR ...

I did not watch any of the other Cannon/GG films recently ... but remember a time when the old video rental shops were full of them ... most people of the time would have seen at least some of them as they went through the finite amount of films available in such stores ...

Badly Drunk Boy

While I was in the family home over Christmas, I watched Snowmageddon with my brother (whatever happened in a mysterious snowglobe, happened to the small mountain town!), which was as bad as I expected to be. The obvious thing to do was to check out who wrote it and to see what other delights he had done. This led to us watching The 12 Disasters of Christmas (a bit like the biblical plagues but in a small mountain town) but I refused to watch Independence Day-saster. Fair play to my brother for surviving all three...

I knew what I was letting myself in for...

Badly Drunk Boy

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120059406#Comment_120059406

They also did an inferior ripoff of Indiana Jones as well

Would that be King Solomon's Mines  with Richard Chamberlain and Sharon Stone?

FortuneChip

Kindergarten Cop was on TV on New Year's Day.

Arnie is Arnie, so that's forgivable. And I won't give Linda Hunt any bad marks.

Everything else is about this movie is awful.

Rothko

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120058247#Comment_120058247

A lot of people seem to get confused when they see a character driven film rather than one that's driven by the plot. See it all the time when someone complains about a movie where "nothing happens".

breezy1985

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120058247#Comment_120058247

He won't win the Oscar and Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder can tell you why 😁

As for Superman as much as many of my generation might love them from childhood they really haven't aged well compared to their contemporaries.

I'm thinking my other beloved childhood movies like Indy, Star Wars, Die Hard, Rocky and the better Trek movies (it's older than some of them in fairness)

AMKC

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120058717#Comment_120058717

Not sure if it's the same movie you're talking about, but I was flicking around the channels and landed upon a clip where Superman was 'straightening' the leaning Tower of Pisa, it looked so woeful I didn't stay watching it.

That's from Superman 3 and he is fixing it after he had got rid of his evil self.

I agree it's not great but it's still at least 100 times better than what's in Superman 4 so be happy you missed that one.

jackboy

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120060131#Comment_120060131

Plugging an erupting volcano with the top of another mountain was stunningly bad.

Photobox

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120058247#Comment_120058247

I really liked it too. Watched on Christmas day on Disney, perfect film for me to watch that day, the scenery was stunning.

Baybay

Just watched Luc Besson’s The Family mostly because De Niro & Pfeiffer were in it. It maybe wasn’t the worst movie ever made but it’s got to be up there given those involved with it. Even Tommy Lee Jones couldn’t help it raise it’s game much.

Badly Drunk Boy

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120060175#Comment_120060175

Sounds like somebody isn't a fan of real science!! 😉 😄

Sgt Hartman

Any of Steven Seagal's straight to DVD movies in the last 20 years. He plays the exact same character in all of them, basically a lazy disinterested sleazebag who happens to be a near invincible ex special forces killing machine. Nobody, from the actors to the production crew seem to put in any effort in making the movies coherent or enjoyable in any way. Seagal could barely be arsed to say his own lines, and gets a body double who looks nothing like him to do anything that might take any sort of physical effort. As long as the East Europeans keep lapping up his trash movies, he'll just keep pumping them out

buried

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120059327#Comment_120059327

Pop will eat itself in the end. Always does.

silliussoddius

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120060516#Comment_120060516

Saw a clip of one in YouTube recently, it has a fight scene with him sitting down.

The Nal

This was supposed to the the first Nuclear Man from Superman IV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7WtZ3rxje4&ab_channel=HOUSEOFFANDOM

walshb

I recorded all four Supermsn films over Christmas. Superman and Superman 2 are excellent. Superman 3 is pretty poor, and from memory, IV is pretty poor too.

Billy Connolly’s wife is a bir of alright in part 3

Markus Antonius

I didn't mind Superman IV, definitely better than a lot of things shown over christmas.

I watched Spectre yesterday and despite me being a diehard Bond fan, I thought it was atrocious.

What is with all those awful, low budget, year or two old American films they keep showing on RTE? They are terrible! They all look like they are shot in one day on a Tuesday afternoon in July, with squeaky American accents and god-awful scripts and stories. Why do RTE show this crap on an almost daily basis??

AMKC

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120060565#Comment_120060565

If your clever you would watch them backwards lol IV first then 3 then 2 then 1 so they got progressively better each time.

nullzero

https://youtu.be/h_PApAlykvI

Did somebody say Turkey?

Here's Hudson Hawk in full for free on YouTube as it has been for years now. Oddly there's no rush to take it down on copyright grounds.

buried

Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade is another heap of total balls. All it did was try to carbon copy what made the first film great, plus it had to throw in the now sub-standard trope of making the character the star, and not the story by making the lead character's family member an intrinsic part of the story for some reason, amongst the other lame call back tropes.

BingCrosbee

I cannot believe somebody finds this film good.

AllForIt

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120058443#Comment_120058443

“Virtuosity”, with Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe. Real stinker of a movie, I was looking for something with Denzel in it because he and Russell Crowe are two of my favourite actors (Tom Cruise too).

Have you seen The Little Things which was broadcast on RTE the other night, with Denzel and Jared Leto, Leto was brilliant as the suspected serial killer, Denzel his usual great self. Hardly ever watch movies broadcast on regular TV but settled into it quite quickly. An unusual ending which made it unique and not like just another old trope cop hunting serial killer movie. Not a 10/10 but worth a watch.

Count Dracula

I watched the Banshees of Inisherin yesterday evening and whilst it was nicely shot, I was led to believe by the hype and media that it was some sort of masterpiece?

I did not enjoy it, I wouldn't dare recommend it. I found it downright macabre in parts.

Very , very overrated imo. The McDonagh's have much better productions out there, this was not a patch on any of them, it bored me.

Eoinbmw

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120058571#Comment_120058571

could not see it out realy bad!

BattleCorp

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120060738#Comment_120060738

RTE have no money to buy decent films so we get 80's and 90's movies where the rights to show them cost close to fcukall.

Galwayguy35

The Little Things.

Was on the other night on RTE, got to the end of it and still don't know who the killer was.

Montage of Feck

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120062048#Comment_120062048

If only RTE had even less money they might show movies from the 60's and 70's.