Should I throw bombs?

27-12-2021 10:38pm #1

Firstly, I have devastating power.

Secondly, I've literally had it with Dublin city.

I was accosted by..... get this..... a 19 year old piece of skirt this evening.

Let me repeat that; a 19 year old piece of skirt.

Sounds fun?

Nuh.

Apparently she didn't like my attitude given that I'd tried to walk around her.

Alright, no throw bombs there, but then I'm waiting for my bus. Three little "kids" (a generous term, "runts" is more precise), literally sprint by me, presumably after lifting some old ladies hand bag.

Talbot St is like a scene from Robocop.

There was about 15 to 20 kids gathered outside Tesco, fucking with the electric bikes mechanically locked there.

One helpless police officer is trying to manage the situation, but he's swamped and the kids/runts redouble their efforts to fuck with the bikes when they realize they have this man totally outnumbered.

........

I was saying I have devastating power and was going to throw bombs.....

Left hook = hospital

Right hook = cemetery

My only hesitation is that, on some level, I'm almost certain it's pre-programmed into this scum culture to attempt to elicit a beating from civilized folk so they can file a claim.

This is the real problem.

IMO I should be allowed drop bombs on this trash with impunity.

Crocodile Booze · 27-12-2021 10:41pm

Ya wha?

colm_mcm · 27-12-2021 10:46pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118380100#Comment_118380100

He has really potent farts

Gael23 · 27-12-2021 10:49pm

I’m sure you drop a bomb into the throne like clockwork every morning

27-12-2021 10:49pm

I'm trying to visualize how I'd explain this to the judge.

Somehow convey that I had initiated some personal changes, but only because I had the well being society in mind.....

https://youtu.be/-aQFAz8t8yc

27-12-2021 10:56pm

It's also become apparent to me why hot girls hook up with the "bad boys".

It's because in environments like these, they understand the need for a man who can stand up for himself (and her) physically, and thus potentially engage in violence.

I guess when they grow up around that, in their mind it becomes imperative that a potential partner has the ability to potentially cope in violent situations.

27-12-2021 11:00pm

I think you want that thread talking about toilet etiquette.

Donald Trump · 27-12-2021 11:02pm

No offence OP, but you must be doing a good job of hiding your aura of invincibility given that a 19 year old "piece of skirt" felt confident enough to take you on.