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Clergy

  • 11-09-2021 7:13pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭


    A vicar, a priest and a rabbi were having a deep theological discussion about miracles they had experienced for themselves.

    The vicar told of how, whilst out fishing, the most dreadful storm broke and tossed his boat to the mercy of the waves.

    He chose to kneel and pray to the Lord.

    Suddenly, for 50 yards around his boat, the sea calmed and he made it safely back to port.


    The priest told of how, whilst on a flight, the plane hit the most horrendous turbulence that tossed the plane violently up and down and side to side.

    He chose to kneel and pray to the Lord.

    Suddenly, for 50 yards around the plane, the wind calmed and he made it safely back to ground.


    The rabbi told of how, one Saturday morning, he saw on the ground a huge bundle of 50 pound notes.

    He chose to kneel on the ground and pray to the Lord.

    Suddenly for 50 yards around him, it was Wednesday.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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  • #2
    magicbastarder
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 50,845 CMod ✭✭✭✭magicbastarder


    a vicar, a priest, and a rabbit walked into a blood donation clinic.

    the rabbit said 'i think i'm a type O'.



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