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Sleep is eluding me! Someone bore me?

  • 29-06-2021 3:00am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,294 ✭✭✭✭


    Whats the story folks!

    I'm currently laying in bed, propped up on pillows with my left leg and side raised in fairly severe pain and thanks to said pain...
    Stoned off my nut ;)
    But wired to the fúcking moon and unable to drift off :(
    I need some sleep desperately!

    So I'm asking AH, please?
    Someone....
    Tell us that one story that always sends your listener/reader off to sleep!
    Save me from more drugs (prescribed of course) and send me to nod!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,051 ✭✭✭con747


    Run towards the concrete wall with your head at 90 degrees to your arse.
    Sorted.
    Goodnight.

    Don't expect anything from life, just be grateful to be alive.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,294 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    con747 wrote: »
    Run towards the concrete wall with your head at 90 degrees to your arse.
    Sorted.
    Goodnight.

    That's a plan, but I'm fairly bedridden at the mo so running is out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,051 ✭✭✭con747


    Fall off the bed at a vertical angle.
    Sorted.
    Goodnight.

    Don't expect anything from life, just be grateful to be alive.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,294 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    con747 wrote: »
    Fall off the bed at a vertical angle.
    Sorted.
    Goodnight.

    I'm 6'5" it would want to be a fairly high bed for me to manage a vertical fall with enough velocity to knock myself out.
    I appreciate the idea tho ;)


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,572 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Watch videos of dams breaking etc, very relaxing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,313 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Try watching paint dry


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,572 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,864 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    banie01 wrote: »
    Whats the story folks!

    I'm currently laying in bed, propped up on pillows with my left leg and side raised in fairly severe pain and thanks to said pain...
    Stoned off my nut ;)
    But wired to the fúcking moon and unable to drift off :(
    I need some sleep desperately!

    So I'm asking AH, please?
    Someone....
    Tell us that one story that always sends your listener/reader off to sleep!
    Save me from more drugs (prescribed of course) and send me to nod!

    I think you're lying.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭Montage of Feck



    I feel really stupid now and I only read the first sentence. :(

    🙈🙉🙊



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,316 ✭✭✭✭Loafing Oaf


    Watch this on a loop



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,294 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    Watch this on a loop


    But credit where it's due...
    I could listen to him humming all night! :D


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