Which of these ladies would you like to share a bottle of Chardonnay with?

jetsonx

In the interests of finding out how culturally aligned the Irish are with our own culture, that of Britain and Europe. Which of these well-known politicians (two current and one ex) would you like to share a bottle of Chardonnay with?

1) Ursula Von Der Leyen
2) Pritti Patel
3) Mary Coughlan

Feisar

Politics and drinking shouldn't be mixed.

Walter Sobchak III

Which Mary Coughlan do you speak of? The former Tainiste or the singer. If its the singer, I think it's well documented that she is off the booze.

ancapailldorcha

Ursula. I'd say she's great craic. Met Coughlan once and didn't care for the experience. Patel's just horrible.

Hande hoche!

Pritti Patel. She would probably try to glass you by the end of the bottle.

For Forks Sake

Hande hoche! wrote: »

Pritti Patel. She would probably try to glass you by the end of the bottle.

She would steal the bottle off you and claim it was hers all along

beerguts

Pritti Patel would be my choice. Even though there would be a high probability of her roofying me and then waking up half way through her pegging me to an inch of my life.
Standard tory behaviour on a date night

Hande hoche!

For Forks Sake wrote: »

She would steal the bottle off you and claim it was hers all along

We will have to await the results of an independent investigator. Rumours of a culture of bottle theft.

Wibbs

I refuse to acknowledge the horror that is white "wine", so that's me out from the get go.

PsychoPete

Whichever one would be up for the ride when the bottle is empty

Edgware

Priti Patel. Chardonnay or not she'd be a great ride

its_steve116

UVDL

Day Lewin

I'd enjoy the company of the ladies - any of them - but I loathe Chardonnay.

Signore Fancy Pants

Which ever one puts out.

Definitely Priti - I could open her mind to the great joys and benefits of socialism.

Ursula is too much of a Bible thumper and I couldn't possibly break bread with a Fianna Fáiler.

odyssey06

Dear god not... Chardonnay.

Greyfox

Im assuming you mean its sit in silence while you drink as why on earth would you want to talk to any of those three

beerguts

Patel would have to wear a leather catsuit.

Rikand

I'd say you'd knock a bitta craic outta Ursula.

buried

You think 3 politicians are going to 'share' anything with you let alone a bottle of Chardonnay??

They're more likely to break the bottle over your head and then take whatever is in your wallet

Richard Hillman

Ursula Von Der Leyen has bondvillain written all over her. She'd probably spike the drink and you'll wake up strapped to a table with a dildo up your hole.

Priti Patel has that look about her. She'd get up to all sorts of naughtiness but it would be mutualish.

Mary Coughlan gan dabht.

Come closer leis an Seinín Blainc, a stór

1874

I think Pritti Patel is a fairly horrible person, but she looks the best, in fact ID say ok

and as previously mentioned she is a Tory , doirty

Id just let her drink the wine, I dont like Chardonnay or waking chained up in a dungeon.

Hangdogroad

Walter Sobchak III wrote: »

Which Mary Coughlan do you speak of? The former Tainiste or the singer. If its the singer, I think it's well documented that she is off the booze.

If you were to go sharing a bottle with singer Mary youd have a Henry Sellers situation on your hands.

1874

When I read that list, I genuinely misread 3. as Mary Harney, either Id be in fear or Im sick

Junkyard Tom

You could imagine Priti Patel sentencing people to death by the dozen if she had the power to.

McGinniesta

I'd rather stab my own arsehole with a broken vodka bottle than have to drink with any of those three.

Rotting Carrot

jetsonx wrote: »

1) Ursula Von Der Leyen
2) Pritti Patel
3) Mary Coughlan

Isn't Priti the one that's been accused of bullying?

She is probably the sexiest. Although a lot of the google images probably make her look slimmer and younger than she actually appears.

1874

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

You could imagine Priti Patel sentencing people to death by the dozen if she had the power to.

Well, she kinda did say that already herself

ShatterAlan

jetsonx wrote: »

In the interests of finding out how culturally aligned the Irish are with our own culture, that of Britain and Europe. Which of these well-known politicians (two current and one ex) would you like to share a bottle of Chardonnay with?

1) Ursula Von Der Leyen
2) Pritti Patel
3) Mary Coughlan

All mildly attractive women


All nasty ignorant assholes