Wet Patch

Quantum Baloney · 12-03-2021 10:40pm #1

I made a wet patch on the sofa. First person to guess what it is can correspond with me by mensaje privado

12-03-2021 10:41pm

Bovril.

Signore Fancy Pants · 12-03-2021 10:42pm

You have a leaky arse and need to be put down.

SEPT 23 1989 · 12-03-2021 10:43pm

Rohypnol

Quantum Baloney · 12-03-2021 10:44pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Bovril.

No Bovril in my household as I am a Marmite lover.

EmmetSpiceland · 12-03-2021 10:44pm

Lime cordial?

Quantum Baloney · 12-03-2021 10:45pm

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Rohypnol

I am a drug user but not that.

Quantum Baloney · 12-03-2021 10:45pm

Signore Fancy Pants wrote: »

You have a leaky arse and need to be put down.

You are the closest so far.

Quantum Baloney · 12-03-2021 10:46pm

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Lime cordial?

Would you believe I had the juice of two limes this morning. I think we have a connection.

Quantum Baloney · 12-03-2021 10:47pm

Weepsie wrote: »

They're completely different things

If I like Marmite do you think I'd like Bovril?

dmc17 · 12-03-2021 10:47pm

A spilled covid vaccine?

KungPao · 12-03-2021 10:48pm

Are you Poppy?

Mr.Crinklewood · 12-03-2021 10:50pm

It IS Bovril

brevity · 12-03-2021 10:51pm

Tears

Quantum Baloney · 12-03-2021 10:53pm

brevity wrote: »

Tears

Closer

Mr.Crinklewood · 12-03-2021 10:53pm

Bovril

Quantum Baloney · 12-03-2021 10:54pm

Nope not Bovril. Only one guess per person please.

Mr.Crinklewood · 12-03-2021 10:57pm

Quantum Baloney wrote: »

Nope not Bovril. Only one guess per person please.

Are you referring to me?

If you are referring to me at least have the balls to quote me.

In relation to the rules that you have suddenly made up, my post was not a "guess" it is factual.

Mod please close thread

Bobblehats · 12-03-2021 10:58pm

I wet myself.

Isolated incident or a recurring theme?

EmmetSpiceland · 12-03-2021 11:00pm

Quantum Baloney wrote: »

Would you believe I had the juice of two limes this morning. I think we have a connection.

Two whole limes? Does that give you a bad case of “frequent urination”? Happens me with lemons. Lots of little trips and only a few little drips.

Not sure what causes it but it feels “irritated” in the bladder and, weirdly enough, on the frenulum. I try sticking to orange, or pineapple, juice.

Good luck with the wet patch, homeslice.

corner of hells · 12-03-2021 11:05pm

Is it bovril ?

Quantum Baloney · 12-03-2021 11:06pm

corner of hells wrote: »

Is it bovril ?

It's an emission. Okay?

corner of hells · 12-03-2021 11:23pm

Quantum Baloney wrote: »

It's an emission. Okay?

Are you sure it's not bovril ?
Does anyone else think its bovril?

lucalux · 12-03-2021 11:39pm

Mid cycle ovulation discharge, I mean, it's gotta be...

Smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagín...right?

Mr.Crinklewood · 12-03-2021 11:53pm

-... --- ...- .-. .. .-..

Charlie19 · 12-03-2021 11:59pm

The Staines are massive Bro

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GreeBo · 13-03-2021 12:05am

Snot rocket.

Leg End Reject · 13-03-2021 12:07am

You thought of having sex for the first time and had an unfortunate bout of premature ejaculation?

Vowel Movement · 13-03-2021 12:10am

I predict an ad in Adverts in the near future
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Sardonicat · 13-03-2021 12:59am

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I try sticking to orange, or pineapple, juice.

The mental image comjured by my misreading of that sentence made me blush. I am now weirded out.

spring lane jack · 13-03-2021 1:01am

Your load

Porklife · 13-03-2021 1:10am

Sardonicat wrote: »

The mental image comjured by my misreading of that sentence made me blush. I am now weirded out.

I misread it aswell and also blushed!

On topic.. it's a wild guess but is it Bovril?

Leg End Reject · 13-03-2021 1:46am

Porklife wrote: »

I misread it aswell and also blushed!

On topic.. it's a wild guess but is it Bovril?

I think it's spaghetti carbonara made the authentic way with guacamole and pineapple.

Let's just hope Emmet doesn't "stick" to it.

Rodin · 13-03-2021 1:48am

Who cares...

Surreptitious · 13-03-2021 1:49am

It's the tears of the readers of this thread mangling out of their eyes and making the couch sodden with a patch of uncontrollable sadness and disappointment

KungPao · 13-03-2021 1:57am

My money's on Bovril.

the beer revolu · 13-03-2021 9:58am

It's cat puke.
It's always cat puke.

Quantum Baloney · 13-03-2021 1:31pm

spring lane jack wrote: »

Your load

Well done folks, we have a winner. Spring Lane jack we can now talk by mensaje privado

Surprised it took yall as long.

Quantum Baloney · 13-03-2021 1:36pm

Patch is still damp this morning but not sticky to the touch in case anyone is wondering.

Leg End Reject · 13-03-2021 1:43pm

Quantum Baloney wrote: »

Patch is still damp this morning but not sticky to the touch in case anyone is wondering.

You should really consider cleaning it up.

Ten of Swords · 13-03-2021 1:50pm

Quantum Baloney wrote: »

I made a wet patch on the sofa. First person to guess what it is can correspond with me by

Surreptitious wrote: »

It's the tears of the readers of this thread

Quantum Baloney wrote: »

Well done folks, we have a winner

Not sure this thread has much of a future now that the 'big reveal' is over.

Closed

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