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What's Your IQ

  • 25-02-2021 5:52pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭


    Man goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?”

    Man says, “Martini”

    Robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man “What is your IQ?”

    Man says “168”

    The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

    The man leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar

    The robot bartender says “What will you have?”

    Man says “Martini”

    Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says “What’s your IQ?”

    Man says “100”

    The robot starts talking about formula one, beer, and loose women.

    The man leaves, but he is still curious, so he goes back into the bar

    The robot bartender says “What will you have?”

    Man says “Martini”

    Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says “What’s your IQ?”

    Man says “50”

    The robot bartender leans over and says “So are you guys still happy you voted for Boris”

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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