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"Halt! Your papers please!" Meeting your Valentine during lockdown?

  • 12-02-2021 12:44pm
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 610 ✭✭✭ Samsonsmasher


    Are you going to risk meeting your Valentine this weekend?

    The only option for a date is a takeaway coffee and a walk in a public park as every bloody thing is closed. I have a few dates arranged for today tomorrow and Sunday. Public transport is the way to go to get in and out as Gardaí are not stopping buses to check if passengers are making essential journey.

    What are your plans?


Comments

  • Registered Users Posts: 9,455 ✭✭✭ mloc123


    3/5 rating for wind up

    Nazi reference
    Flouting guidelines
    Meeting multiple people over the weekend

    You probably laid it on a bit thick for an opening post tho


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,522 ✭✭✭✭ odyssey06


    You should have been assigned a partner based on matching algorithm to ensure the future of the species.
    If you haven't received any notification yet, the algorithm has deemed you unworthy.


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭ timeToLive


    Are you going to risk meeting your Valentine this weekend?

    The only option for a date is a takeaway coffee and a walk in a public park as every bloody thing is closed. I have a few dates arranged for today tomorrow and Sunday. Public transport is the way to go to get in and out as Gardaí are not stopping buses to check if passengers are making essential journey.

    What are your plans?


    A few dates? :pac: Imagine being the poor lad who gets to date you last and picks it up from you :eek::D


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,370 ✭✭✭✭ Loafing Oaf


    mloc123 wrote: »
    3/5 rating for wind up

    Nazi reference
    Flouting guidelines
    Meeting multiple people over the weekend

    You probably laid it on a bit thick for an opening post tho

    Yeah you just know he's actually going to spend the weekend (like every weekend) spanking the monkey in his mother's basement and speaking to nobody but her.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,284 ✭✭✭ PlentyOhToole


    Actively booking my dentist in the South of France as we speak


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  • Registered Users Posts: 937 ✭✭✭ Colonel Claptrap


    Actively booking my dentist in the South of France as we speak

    Is that a euphemism?


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,254 ✭✭✭✭ Donald Trump


    Are you going to risk meeting your Valentine this weekend?

    The only option for a date is a takeaway coffee and a walk in a public park as every bloody thing is closed. I have a few dates arranged for today tomorrow and Sunday. Public transport is the way to go to get in and out as Gardaí are not stopping buses to check if passengers are making essential journey.

    What are your plans?




    You gonna be smashing this Samson fella again?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,951 ✭✭✭ Ficheall


    Is that a euphemism?
    Denture? I hardly knew 'er!


  • Registered Users Posts: 41,355 ✭✭✭✭ SEPT 23 1989


    You might meet someone special in the reeducation camp


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,235 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Ten of Swords




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