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Do you have any charm ?

  • 02-11-2020 12:31pm
    #1
    JimToken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 225 ✭✭


    I can make almost any woman want me just by looking at her


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  • #2
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Not an ounce but I make up for it in other departments.


  • #3
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,753 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    JimToken wrote: »
    I can make almost any woman want me just by looking at her

    You misspelled Puke.


  • #4
    John Frank Wilson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 105 ✭✭John Frank Wilson


    If by charm, you mean a cup of tea - then yes, I have it in abundance.


  • #5
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,138 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    I have the same ability, but with mosquitoes.


  • #6
    Aongus Von Bismarck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,794 ✭✭✭Aongus Von Bismarck


    Yes, I'm extremely charming. I'm a renowned conversationalist, quite the wit, generous with both my time and money, and have that certain je ne sais quoi that most people simply don't have.


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  • #7
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sh/t. Hope no toerags, re-regs or trolls post in this thread.


  • #8
    DBB
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,790 Mod ✭✭✭✭DBB


    Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »
    Yes, I'm extremely charming. I'm a renowned conversationalist, quite the wit, generous with both my time and money, and have that certain je ne sais quoi that most people simply don't have.

    *swoons*


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Those who openly boast about being charming are the very opposite.


  • #10
    cannotlogin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,172 ✭✭✭cannotlogin


    Perhaps, but no proud boast at the moment!!

    Wait until the pandemic goes away and see what it islike then when woman can meet other men! I'm sure my parcel deliver guy thinks I want him at the moment too.


  • #11
    mrcheez
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,073 ✭✭✭✭mrcheez


    JimToken wrote: »
    I can make almost any woman want me just by looking at her

    then run away when you open your mouth?


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  • #12
    CoBo55
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭CoBo55


    cannotlogin wrote: »
    Perhaps, but no proud boast at the moment!!

    Wait until the pandemic goes away and see what it islike then when woman can meet other men! I'm sure my parcel deliver guy thinks I want him at the moment too.

    That discreet packaging...


  • #13
    greenspurs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,854 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    rohypnol ?
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    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... " #NoPopcorn



  • #14
    donegal_man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,929 ✭✭✭donegal_man


    Feck off Charm!


  • #15
    dxhound2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,851 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    JimToken wrote: »
    I can make almost any woman want me just by looking at her

    Life has a way of balancing things out. You are afraid of painting a wall.


  • #16
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    My ferdora of enhanced allure gives me +3 charisma

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #17
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Charm? A lot of charm often comes across as superficial. Like people who are overly charismatic ...


  • #18
    .anon.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭.anon.


    JimToken wrote: »
    I can make almost any woman want me just by looking at her

    She doesn't want you. She wants you to stop looking at her.

    I wouldn't say I'm very charming at all. Very easy-going though, which seems to make me quite tolerable.


  • #19
    smellyoldboot
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,075 ✭✭✭smellyoldboot


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Those who openly boast about being charming are the very opposite.

    What's worse is when they actually believe it themselves too. Absolute pukes.


  • #20
    Vowel Movement
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 299 ✭✭Vowel Movement


    I feel charming
    Oh, so charming
    It's alarming how charming I feel!
    And so pretty
    That I hardly can believe I'm real


  • #21
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    I'm just a sexy boy.


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  • #22
    Obvious Desperate Breakfasts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,474 ✭✭✭Obvious Desperate Breakfasts


    I don’t know. That’s for others to determine.


  • #23
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I am charmless..


  • #24
    Gruffalux
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Gruffalux


    cannotlogin wrote: »
    I'm sure my parcel deliver guy thinks I want him at the moment too.

    It is probably a good time to be a parcel delivery guy. So many trapped damsels.
    My parcel delivery guy seems to think I want him too. I have no clue how he has arrived at this conclusion. He lingers far too long after I have taken the parcel and said thanks. Just stands there, making little smiles, and then asks "How are you?" Eh I am about the same as the last 4 times you have seen me and asked me this week, parcel delivery guy. I have taken to asking him how is his mother. This moves him along.


  • #25
    Ekerot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 546 ✭✭✭Ekerot


    I have eyes reminiscent of a dead eyed Lord of The Underworld, at least that was the last girl I was dating told me before she broke up with me.


  • #26
    Gruffalux
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Gruffalux


    Ekerot wrote: »
    I have eyes reminiscent of a dead eyed Lord of The Underworld, at least that was the last girl I was dating told me before she broke up with me.

    Awww that is so mean and I am sure it is untrue. A young wench told my husband he had ugly toes when she broke up with him more than 30 years ago. I know it still bugs him by the way he looks wistfully at his toes in unguarded moments. His toes are not the nicest. But I am sure your eyes are lovely.


  • #27
    drake70
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 656 ✭✭✭drake70


    None whatsoever


  • #28
    fineso.mom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,093 ✭✭✭fineso.mom


    Charm is one of those words that sounds a bit weird when you say it a few times.


  • #29
    drake70
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 656 ✭✭✭drake70


    fineso.mom wrote: »
    Charm is one of those words that sounds a bit weird when you say it a few times.

    :D Damn I just did that in my head :o


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