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GIANT F*N ASTEROID HEADIN STRAIGHT FOR EARTH!!!

  • 12-10-2020 12:28am
    #1
    1990sman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 468 ✭✭


    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.



    THIS DAY HAS FINALLY COME. WE ALL KNEW THAT ONE DAY WOULD FOLLOW THE OTHER. AND WE HAVE OFTEN NOTED THAT ROCKS ARE HARD AND NONNEGOTIABLE.



    TODAY, THE DAY AFTER YESTERDAY AND THE ONE BEFORE TOMORROW, WE HAVE DISCOVERED AN EARTH SHATTERING EVENT THAT WILL EVENTUALLY CHANGE THE COURSE OF HUMAN HISTORY FOREVER.


    CAVES HAVE BEEN PRE-PAIRED AND CANS OF PEAS ARE TO USED FOR CROWD CONTROL MEASURES.


    AT SOME POINT OVER THE NEXT 10 MONTHS ALL OF US WILL ENTERTAIN OUR WORST FEARS AND CONCERNS.


    ELIJAH WOOD WILL NOT BE CONSULTED AND THE GRASS HAS NEVER BEEN GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE.


Comments

  • #2
    Darksoul
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 294 ✭✭Darksoul


    But 5g masts are killing us off quickly as it is.


  • #3
    1990sman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 468 ✭✭1990sman


    as a swedish women of african descent, i can say that is very rascist


  • #4
    1990sman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 468 ✭✭1990sman


    i noticed a discrepancy in the initial report of the incoming meteorite.


  • #5
    1990sman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 468 ✭✭1990sman


    (last one was a bit out there)


  • #6
    1990sman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 468 ✭✭1990sman


    (so was that)


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  • #7
    1990sman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 468 ✭✭1990sman


    *for the special ones = an assteroid is a traveling body amongst space however the meteorite is one that lands on "earth"



















    *did ya like the flagrant use of quotes, its so trending right now


  • #8
    1990sman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 468 ✭✭1990sman


    Darksoul wrote: »
    But 5g masts are killing us off quickly as it is.


    but u can get 5g in ur underpants now.



    as u well know.




    sorry mr happyspaghetti


  • #9
    Darksoul
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 294 ✭✭Darksoul


    If I had 5g signal and kept up to date I wouldn't feel so left out.


  • #10
    1990sman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 468 ✭✭1990sman


    yeah fúck u and ur hole family. shower of moles.


  • #11
    1990sman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 468 ✭✭1990sman


    Darksoul wrote: »
    If I had 5g signal and kept up to date I wouldn't feel so left out.


    ur in luck buddy, bill gates wants to put an array of electric nanosquirrels in ur tummy, those nutbags can receive data from the array at cuig a g speeds in order to "program" cells to the latest update.


    try looking at toiletpaper in the eye now


    ha!


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  • #12
    1990sman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 468 ✭✭1990sman


    and why do u think toiletpaper is bleached white...

    while im on a roll


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