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GIANT F*N ASTEROID HEADIN STRAIGHT FOR EARTH!!!

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    Registered Users Posts: 468 ✭✭ 1990sman


    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.



    THIS DAY HAS FINALLY COME. WE ALL KNEW THAT ONE DAY WOULD FOLLOW THE OTHER. AND WE HAVE OFTEN NOTED THAT ROCKS ARE HARD AND NONNEGOTIABLE.



    TODAY, THE DAY AFTER YESTERDAY AND THE ONE BEFORE TOMORROW, WE HAVE DISCOVERED AN EARTH SHATTERING EVENT THAT WILL EVENTUALLY CHANGE THE COURSE OF HUMAN HISTORY FOREVER.


    CAVES HAVE BEEN PRE-PAIRED AND CANS OF PEAS ARE TO USED FOR CROWD CONTROL MEASURES.


    AT SOME POINT OVER THE NEXT 10 MONTHS ALL OF US WILL ENTERTAIN OUR WORST FEARS AND CONCERNS.


    ELIJAH WOOD WILL NOT BE CONSULTED AND THE GRASS HAS NEVER BEEN GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE.


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