What Did You Call....

Degag

... yer mickey when you were a wee wan

McGinniesta

I don't see pecker, nudger or mickey on the list

Seamai

Private

McGinniesta

I dont see flute, shaft or John Thomas on the list either.

This is wholly unacceptable and is a pile of my todger

obi604

Where is the option of; Thomasheen Sean Rua.

Timberrrrrrrr

I called mine DeGag(ger)

McGinniesta

obi604 wrote: »

Where is the the option of; Thomasheen Sean Rua.

He of the purple headed warrior tribe.

Hand in Your Pants

The Lad

My penil is long






Oh so long

JohnnyFlash

Me wavin.

PARlance

Sharpener

AllForIt

Other

Beanntraigheach

Membrum Virile

bobbyy gee

The killer
The exterminator
Lady scarer
Mt everest

Church on Tuesday

Cock

Willy.

Kylta

Trouble.
The prick was always getting me into trouble, it never done what it was told, it stood up when it wasn't suppose too, I be excited others would be embrassed. When I'd p!ss sometimes it was artistic, I done better art work than banksy. And when it meets its match the adorable seductive pussy, well then its over, because cock has found its drug.
Yeah trouble is its name, me and it has got into many adventure over my lifetime, it has made me a man and a wanker simultaneously at times. Oh, sorry I gotta got I feel trouble rising

ohnonotgmail

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock
...And you won't
a-come
a-back.

jimgoose

Quentin the Incredible Bacon Torpedo.

JohnnyFlash

jimgoose wrote: »

Quentin the Incredible Bacon Torpedo.

Herman ze one-eyed German.

Feisar

The Meat Dagger

Deebles McBeebles

Pato? As in, the footballer, Pato?

Infernal Racket

Me Tommy Tippee

RobbingBandit

Hot mess

Conall Cernach

Teapot

Degag

McGinniesta wrote: »

I dont see flute, shaft or John Thomas on the list either.

This is wholly unacceptable and is a pile of my todger

Have to agree, it's a poor list. The few pints didn't help the imagination unfortunately.

Edgware

Mr Blueveiner or Sir Basil Twicenightly