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Your Royal Name

  • 15-08-2020 5:24pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭


    Lord or Lady
    Your pet's name
    The last thing you ate
    "Of"
    The last place you shopped


    Lady Poppy Falafel of Lidl.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,211 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Lady Griffin Nectarine of the chemist.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,211 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Gruffalox wrote: »
    Lord or Lady
    Your pet's name
    The last thing you ate
    "Of"
    The last place you shopped


    Lady Poppy Falafel of Lidl.
    *Curtsies*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Gruffalux


    Lady Griffin Nectarine of the chemist.

    Forsooth!! I shall know thee as Lady Griffin Nectarine of the Apothecary.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,211 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Gruffalox wrote: »
    Forsooth!! I shall know thee as Lady Griffin Nectarine of the Apothecary.
    My family made their yee olde money from the apothecary cuticals.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    Lady Betty Lollipop of Iceland


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,032 ✭✭✭tastyt


    Lord Heidi pavlova of Centra


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,211 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    eviltwin wrote: »
    Lady Betty Lollipop of Iceland
    OMGERD you got an ACTUAL country!

    *curtsies*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,512 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    Lord Lucky Porkchop of Supervalu


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭Four Phucs Ache


    Lord George, Twirl of Maxol


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,650 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Lady Ned (RIP) Nachos of Daybreak


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Lord Paul Ranchero of Mr Price.

    I've a fish called Paul.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 632 ✭✭✭Sorry about that


    Lady Lady Steak of SuperValu


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Lady Smudge, Itty-Bitty, Gilbert Black Pudding of Lidl

    Proper royalty here with all those monikers including a double barrel.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭SnowyMay


    Lady Perkins Crackers of The Convenience Store.




    *Sits back and evaluates life


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    SnowyMay wrote: »
    Lady Perkins Crackers of The Convenience Store.




    *Sits back and evaluates life

    Lady Perkins Crackers sounds like a great character from child fiction!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,645 ✭✭✭krissovo


    Lord Tigger Teriyaki of Spar


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    krissovo wrote: »
    Lord Tigger Teriyaki of Spar

    Porn name!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Gruffalux


    Haha :) everyone's name is great.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭SnowyMay


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Lady Perkins Crackers sounds like a great character from child fiction!

    Much obliged M’lady Smudge.

    Hmmm. Do we also get superpowers?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Lord Dolly Nachos of Tesco


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    SnowyMay wrote: »
    Much obliged M’lady Smudge.

    Hmmm. Do we also get superpowers?

    I think Lady Perkins Crackers is an eccentric headmistress in a school for discarded children where she teaches them to be assassins and take revenge on all the baddies who hurt kids.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Lord Dolly Nachos of Tesco

    Gay porn name!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,239 ✭✭✭Jimbob1977


    Lord Terry Chicken Bhuna with Pilau Rice Intersport Elverey's


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Gay porn name!

    Dolly Nachos


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,282 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    Lord Scout Tortilla of Mr Price!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,214 ✭✭✭jojofizzio


    Lady Sparky New Potato of Aldi


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭MyStubbleItches


    Lord Dillyhootiejessie Macdonalds of ODricolls.

    Nah, doesn’t work with three dogs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    jojofizzio wrote: »
    Lady Sparky New Potato of Aldi

    60's Acid garage band


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Gruffalux


    Lord Dillyhootiejessie Macdonalds of ODricolls.

    Nah, doesn’t work with three dogs

    Laird surely? Your lordship must be of the Scottish clans.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    West Brit

    It was only a matter of time before the IRA showed up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Lord Dillyhootiejessie Macdonalds of ODricolls.

    Nah, doesn’t work with three dogs

    Lord Dillyhootiejessie sounds like a permanently pissed old laird.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭SnowyMay


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    I think Lady Perkins Crackers is an eccentric headmistress in a school for discarded children where she teaches them to be assassins and take revenge on all the baddies who hurt kids.

    Oh God.



    *Evaluates life harder! :pac:



    Ok. Lady Smudge, Itty-Bitty, Gilbert Black Pudding of Lidl. She is an anti-heroine with an army of lobsters which she has trained to attack people who are getting too sunburned when on the beach.

    Not all heroes wear capes. (Although she does have a really cool cape.)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Lord Sam Fig Rolls of Lloyds Pharmacy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    SnowyMay wrote: »
    Oh God.



    *Evaluates life harder! :pac:



    Ok. Lady Smudge, Itty-Bitty, Gilbert Black Pudding of Lidl. She is an anti-heroine with an army of lobsters which she has trained to attack people who are getting too sunburned when on the beach.

    Not all heroes wear capes. (Although she does have a really cool cape.)

    Just how stoned are you at this hour of the day?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,931 ✭✭✭donegal_man


    Lord Whiskey Sausage of Bookmark


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,439 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Gay porn name!


    Phew, now that that’s out of the way...


    Lord Pulled Pork of Boots


    One is not in possession of a familiar, but if I had a superpower it would be the ability to repel people at 20 paces with the hum of nature off me (hence the trip to Boots! :o)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Lord Whiskey Sausage of Bookmark

    Porn name for a 'just for women' porn franchise.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭SnowyMay


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Just how stoned are you at this hour of the day?

    It’s an hour ahead where I am, so it’s fine. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Phew, now that that’s out of the way...


    Lord Pulled Pork of Boots


    One is not in possession of a familiar, but if I had a superpower it would be the ability to repel people at 20 paces with the hum of nature off me (hence the trip to Boots! :o)

    And the winner in our porn name competition is....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Gruffalux


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Port name for a 'just for women' porn franchise.

    It's all about porn for you, Lady Smudge :D Itty-bitty indeed.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭SnowyMay


    Phew, now that that’s out of the way...


    Lord Pulled Pork of Boots


    One is not in possession of a familiar, but if I had a superpower it would be the ability to repel people at 20 paces with the hum of nature off me (hence the trip to Boots! :o)

    Your pet’s name is Pulled? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Lady Ned Rice of the Book Depository


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,439 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    SnowyMay wrote: »
    Your pet’s name is Pulled? :pac:

    :pac: No no, I don’t have a pet, I was gonna put in the cat I had as a child called Scum (the cat was called Scum, I wasn’t), but my parents called him scum because he was riddled. I didn’t know it at the time but that’s why he used scrape his bum off the gravel. He disappeared one day and to this day I’m certain my parents had a hand in his ‘disappearance’ :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    :pac: No no, I don’t have a pet, I was gonna put in the cat I had as a child called Scum (the cat was called Scum, I wasn’t), but my parents called him scum because he was riddled. I didn’t know it at the time but that’s why he used scrape his bum off the gravel. He disappeared one day and to this day I’m certain my parents had a hand in his ‘disappearance’ :o

    Well, that changes the significance of your name entirely. Lord Scum Pulled Pork of Boots is a two chord bass player from a first wave punk band.

    Poor Scum, BTW. Could they not have taken him to the vet?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭SnowyMay


    :pac: No no, I don’t have a pet, I was gonna put in the cat I had as a child called Scum (the cat was called Scum, I wasn’t), but my parents called him scum because he was riddled. I didn’t know it at the time but that’s why he used scrape his bum off the gravel. He disappeared one day and to this day I’m certain my parents had a hand in his ‘disappearance’ :o

    Ahhh. Well, I think you made the right choice with your name then so!! Lord Scum Pork doesn’t quite have the same ring to it..


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