****. For Ireland. It’s your patriotic duty.

https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/have-sex-online-to-limit-spread-of-virus-advises-hse-39417584.html

This response really requires all hands....

El Tarangu

I can't believe how patriotic I have been all these years...

myshirt

Knock out a few knuckle soldiers to fight for Ireland.

jaffa20

It's like something from waterford whispers

Pherekydes

Wankin' all over the world...

Quantum Erasure

It's in your hands

JasonStatham

I'm sorry, but what utter shyte....

KungPao

Cases of blindness and hairy palms are going to skyrocket.

Wibbs

In that case over the years I've been the greatest Irish patriot since Wolfe Tone.

corner of hells

Wibbs wrote: »

In that case over the years I've been the greatest Irish patriot since Wolfe Tone.

Is he still singing in th Dubliners band ?

dzsfah2xoynme9

All hands on dick...

jester77

Just remember to update your anti-virus software first!

El_Duderino 09

JasonStatham wrote: »

I'm sorry, but what utter shyte....

Surprised you missed the opportunity to call it a load of ****.

It makes great sense to encourage people to do this. I doubt most people will do it but it's all about cutting down unnecessary contact. I know some people take the virus seriously and those people will probably cut down unnecessary contact with sexual partners. Good information and good advice from the government. Credit where it's due

JohnnyFlash

Business as usual for the majority of the regulars around here then.

Church on Tuesday

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Business as usual for the majority of the regulars around here then.

No self pollution for you then John?

No wonder you get so wound up over things :rolleyes:

ShatterAlan

We all need to get a grip on ourselves.

Chalk McHugh

If their that worried and serious about this they'll have to cough up another 20e for a new PUP - Pull Urself Payment. Just to cover a few magazines, more tissues, bit of lube. The whole 5 knuckle shuffle kit. Meet us half way.

Vita nova

But every sperm is sacred.

Sardonicat

According to the article, the advice is aimed at 'young' people.

What are the rest of us supposed to do?

Gruffalux

http://www.bccdc.ca/health-info/diseases-conditions/covid-19/prevention-risks/covid-19-and-sex

The British Columbia Centre for Disease Control in Canada advised use of glory holes. Ireland is so fuddy duddy.

TheBlackPill

"young people". should be encouraging the older divorced and retired from indulging in their 2nd adolescence(ever seen a young swinger?), rather than the millenials which are the most risk averse generation ever.

YellowBucket

I have to say though COVID-19 really seems to be the perfect storm for the ultra conservative religious puritans in the USA. They’re not fond of masks, socialist public health systems, avoiding church mass gatherings, science, vaccines, facts or ****.

The rest of us will be grand!

J. Marston

McGinniesta

I should be olympic gold medallist wanker

the purple tin

Chalk McHugh wrote: »

If their that worried and serious about this they'll have to cough up another 20e for a new PUP - Pull Urself Payment. Just to cover a few magazines, more tissues, bit of lube. The whole 5 knuckle shuffle kit. Meet us half way.

Are stroke mags even a thing anymore? I thought they died out years ago.

Pyridine

I prefer the Dutch government's advice

Neil Prendeville is delighted