I just realized I'm a strange person _AMA

Josh.

Shoot

PTH2009

Would you play 442 or try a more attacking or defensive approach???

Hand in Your Pants

How often do you masturbate, Josh?

Signore Fancy Pants

Are you one of these people who lick arse to get ahead? Or do you know/have any stories to tell about your experiences with them?

Which shoe,do you put on first?

Signore Fancy Pants

Just bought a decent blowtorch. Just need some MAPP gas.

Any ideas what I should use it for first?

Rodney Bathgate

Do you know the way to San Jose?

iamstop

Have you ever strangled a cat for brushing off your nachos? If so, was it a red cat? Did you have banana peppers on your nachos or just sour cream? Did you wash it down with IrnBru and a single floating Starburst? What was the cat's favorite toy? Did you feed the cat to other animals?
How many? Spoon or fork?

s1ippy

What's the shtory with the red arse?

Josh.

Ok to answer all your questions simultaneously and not dismissively

I've just realized why so many women are attracted to me


I'm not Donald Trump

Rodney Bathgate

Have you ever had cystitis?

Feisar

Dude/Dudette,

Chill yer in good company.

Rodney Bathgate

When was the last time you sh1t yourself?

Bobblehats

Rodney Bathgate wrote: »

When was the last time you sh1t yourself?

I’d say it was after a rogan josh

Josh.

Attraction is empathy and loss libido and looks

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Are you strange? What qualifies you as strange? Did you go to Strange University and obtain a degree?

Josh.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

Are you strange? What qualifies you as strange? Did you go to Strange University and obtain a degree?

I'm self ordained

Leg End Reject

Do you find that the self-proclaimed eccentrics are actually the dullest people?

super_furry

Daddy or chips?

Josh.

super_furry wrote: »

Daddy or chips?

Daddy or Curry

Sardonicat

Do people come out of the rain?

cj maxx

Josh. wrote: »

I'm self ordained

And did you come to this conclusion only now
Or were you always ' strange ' ?

anewme

PARKLIFE!

Bobblehats

Are you deranged enough

Leg End Reject

anewme wrote: »

PARKLIFE!

Do you live in a house, a very big house in the country?

Bobblehats

Come on squeeze me boilz

Your Face

I still hear them screaming sometimes.

Sometimes.

Church on Tuesday

Do you call into talk radio shows and what are your thoughts on the portrayal of disrespectful children in film also while we are here?

Capt'n Midnight

Deleted User wrote: »

Which shoe,do you put on first?

sock , sock , shoe , shoe

or sock, shoe , sock , shoe ?

Sardonicat

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

sock , sock , shoe , shoe

or sock, shoe , sock , shoe ?

Shoe, sock!?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're

Josh. wrote: »

self ordained

No one remembers your name

Panthro

Mine's more of a statement than it is a question..

Testicles.

That is all.

Josh.

Josh. wrote: »

Shoot

Yourself.

Leg End Reject

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Yourself.

I do admire your direct approach!

ILoveYourVibes

I've kind of known since i was a kid. Pretty everyone told me including my parents I have made my peace with it.

Buford T. Justice XIX

Hand in Your Pants wrote: »

How often do you masturbate, Josh?

I'm glad there's a comma there, this thread could have gone in a very different direction:pac:

I Am Nobody

Where do you normally hide the bodies?

Earthhorse

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Do you find that the self-proclaimed eccentrics are actually the dullest people?

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

I've kind of known since i was a kid. Pretty everyone told me including my parents I have made my peace with it.

Thread just writes itself.