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Have you broken any laws lately?

  • 08-07-2020 12:26pm
    #1
    Hairy Japanese BASTARDS!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 443 ✭✭


    Post your transgressions here.


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  • #2
    the beer revolu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,413 ✭✭✭✭the beer revolu


    I'm very law abiding - apart from the odd law that I disagree with - I ignore those ones.
    Everyone should abide by the law - apart from the ones I disagree with.

    Now, everyone can't go around deciding what laws they can ignore - it's only the ones that I disagree with can be ignored. OK?


  • #3
    lickalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 85 ✭✭lickalot


    No seat belt, driving with phone to ear, going 70 in a 50 and hungover, probably over the limit.

    Gardai would of having a field day.


  • #4
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Nothing major, just the odd murder.


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,369 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Pretty sure I have been over the speed limit at some point this week. Not intentional but happens


  • #6
    ambro25
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,994 ✭✭✭ambro25


    Laughed out loud at Bolsonaro's positive Covid test.

    Pretty sure there's some human decency or morality law, which frowns on that much Schadenfreude.

    Oh and the daily 150-180 instead of 130. It feels just like 130, m'Lord, honest.


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  • #7
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,433 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    1043918.jpg

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • #8
    andekwarhola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,639 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    Wilful transgression is so teenage and hackneyed.

    I purposely seek out arcane bylaws by which to abide.


  • #9
    greenspurs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,861 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    Mr Feg ….. ?
    How can you start a thread, with 4 words as your post !?!?
    Whats happening to Boards !?!
    247469249_2017413731748359_7675802031635703098_n.jpg

    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... " #NoPopcorn



  • #10
    PsychoPete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,282 ✭✭✭PsychoPete


    Yesterday I had some after eights at half 5


  • #11
    Rodney Bathgate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    Jaywalking would be about it.


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  • #12
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Stayed over 105 minutes in a pub the other day.

    Apparently I will be responsible for more deaths than Stalin as a result.


  • #13
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    A copper wouldn't ask you that


  • #14
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,195 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    No, but I myself personally am considered a Controlled Substance in several U.S. states and EU jurisdictions.


  • #15
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,369 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Kylta wrote: »
    A copper wouldn't ask you that

    As long as there's no random dead body searches


  • #16
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,582 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    ambro25 wrote: »
    Laughed out loud at Bolsonaro's positive Covid test.

    I don't think I'd stretch as far as it killing him, but I want the fcuker to suffer proportionally to the blood on his hands.


  • #17
    _Brian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,721 ✭✭✭✭_Brian


    Exceeding speed limit.
    Mobile phone while driving, I do have hands free but choosing apps like audible etc.


  • #18
    s1ippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,980 ✭✭✭s1ippy


    Howye gard


  • #19
    _Whimsical_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,971 ✭✭✭_Whimsical_


    I have infringed some copyright.

    It's the only law I've ever broken though!


  • #20
    ShatterAlan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭ShatterAlan


    Certainly breached the social distancing theshold


  • #21
    PsychoPete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,282 ✭✭✭PsychoPete


    _Brian wrote: »
    Exceeding speed limit.
    Mobile phone while driving, I do have hands free but choosing apps like audible etc.

    I hit another car while flicking through Spotify, I learnt my lesson about using the phone while driving. Thankfully there was no damage


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  • #22
    shaveAbullock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭shaveAbullock


    _Brian wrote: »
    Exceeding speed limit.
    Mobile phone while driving, I do have hands free but choosing apps like audible etc.

    In a few years time they will develop phones what can be activated by voice commands. Until that time I too will continue to use handle my mobile while driving.


  • #23
    Yester
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,499 ✭✭✭Yester


    I'm floating right now.


  • #24
    lickalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 85 ✭✭lickalot


    shaveAbullock wrote: »
    In a few years time they will develop phones what can be activated by voice commands. Until that time I too will continue to use handle my mobile while driving.

    Thats allready here, don't know about Apple but on Android you can do everything via voice.

    Just say Hey Google to start it off and away you go.


  • #25
    statto25
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,883 ✭✭✭statto25


    Nice try Nark!


  • #26
    iamstop
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,875 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop


    I expected more from Jimmy The Scumbag!

    https://open.spotify.com/album/69JKwCcZGdLqX4Upj3DwP7



  • #27
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,369 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    s1ippy wrote: »
    Howye gard

    A crime against spelling has been committed


  • #28
    Vita nova
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 755 ✭✭✭Vita nova


    I had pineapple on pizza recently.


  • #29
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Niner leprauchan wrote: »
    As long as there's no random dead body searches

    Bodies disposal unit. ones one stomach


  • #30
    SlowMotion321
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 415 ✭✭SlowMotion321


    I never did nuthin', honest guvnor!


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  • #31
    iamstop
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,875 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop


    What we're dealing with here is a total lack of respect for the law
    I'm the law and you can't beat the law (Note)
    I'm the law and you can't beat the law
    I'm the law and you can't beat the law
    Fcuk 'em and their law
    Crack down at sundown
    Fcuk 'em and their law

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz9I0WJxF84

    https://open.spotify.com/album/69JKwCcZGdLqX4Upj3DwP7



  • #32
    c.p.w.g.w
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,998 ✭✭✭c.p.w.g.w


    lickalot wrote: »
    No seat belt, driving with phone to ear, going 70 in a 50 and hungover, probably over the limit.

    Gardai would of having a field day.

    Minister Cowan?


  • #33
    Eduard Khil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 796 ✭✭✭Eduard Khil


    Just a little white collar crime

    I wore a short sleeve shirt to my interview today. Damn suit jacket really itches my exposed elbow.


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