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Old Nicks Punishment/ Or Your Worst Eternal Nightmare

  • 06-04-2020 8:08pm
    #1
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭


    It doesn't matter whether you believe or not in the devil.
    But suppose it was true, (slow down its not the cranky bastard that lives around the corner).
    What would be your worst neverending punishment/nightmare be?


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  • #2
    Rufeo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 503 ✭✭✭Rufeo


    Man someone's suffering from lockdown.

    Well to answer ur Q, being married to an absolute wagon/ witch etc. Thankfully i am single.


  • #3
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,414 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    rats


  • #4
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    My ultimate nightmare is old nick sitting on a chair watching me suffer has he plays Ronan Keatings version of Fairytale of New York on a loop system.


  • #5
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Rufeo wrote: »
    Man someone's suffering from lockdown.

    Hell could be lockdown, no escape


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,192 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Being from kilkenny (or else being stuck in a lift with joe exotic)


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  • #7
    Conall Cernach
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    Having to watch Emmerdale followed by Coronation Street, Eastenders and Fair City every night. Oh wait, that actually happens.


  • #8
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Conall Cernach wrote: »
    Having to watch Emmerdale followed by Coronation Street, Eastenders and Fair City every night. Oh wait, that actually happens.

    If you have to endure that kind of torment in your living life. You have my deepest sympathy. The only advice I can give you from one human to another is take the fuse out of the plug. No point taking batteries from remote, their to easy to replace. Hopefully when lockdown is over ( an your not addicted to said above programmes) you may seek help from the proper medical people. Again am gutted for you that you have to endure such living torture.


  • #9
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I think old nick repeating the mantra covid-19 or coronavirus would be an eternal nightmare.


  • #10
    Bobblehats
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    Nasty nick out’ the gick


  • #11
    Tokyo
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    In a room for eternity with a washing machine running a load that can never, ever be correctly balanced.


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  • #12
    [Deleted User]
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Being from kilkenny (or else being stuck in a lift with joe exotic)


    :confused: I've heard of Joe Exotic...


  • #13
    Jimbob1977
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    Kylta wrote: »
    My ultimate nightmare is old nick sitting on a chair watching me suffer has he plays Ronan Keatings version of Fairytale of New York on a loop system.

    The smile on his face


  • #14
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Jimbob1977 wrote: »
    The schhhmile on his face


    FYP


  • #15
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Listening for an eternity to rte radio/ newstalk sports commentators especially the canonisation of the latest young GAA star / Rugby star


  • #16
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Looking back at my life and thinking I should have had more fun.

    That would the worst.


  • #17
    SmartinMartin
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    Stuck in a room with a top of the range hifi but only Irish Country music to play.

    Nobody's that evil though.


  • #18
    pgj2015
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭pgj2015


    getting some skanger pregnant. i have friends who would pull a good looking skanger but i wouldnt chance it, imagine having to deal with her for at least 18 years.


  • #19
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    SmartinMartin wrote: »
    Stuck in a room with a top of the range hifi but only Irish Country music to play.

    Nobody's that evil though.

    Old Nick is a big fan of Margo


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