Someone please! Entertain me!

misstearheus

Please help! I'm on the phone on hold to Currys for 51 minutes! Am losing the will to live here! :( Someone please tell me a good joke or something!

https://youtu.be/Kg1gK2E7dAQ

JustAThought

misstearheus wrote: »

Please help! I'm on the phone on hold to Currys for 51 minutes! Am losing the will to live here! :( Someone please tell me a good joke or something!

Try Harvey Normans - they’re open too!

What are ya on to them about?

Have you tried googling ted talks!?

misstearheus

Will check H.N. thanks.

Well shure someone here might know, do they have a minimum Income figure needed for Pay Monthly option is my question...


Also is an 1890 number free or am I paying for being on hold? I wonder is it free or local rate or something...

Am gone over the hour mark on hold. Eff.m.l.


It's 5.58 right now. Imagine if I get cut off in the next couple of minutes, and ring back again and get a voice telling me they're closed and to ring again tomorrow!

misstearheus

Am gone over 2 hours on hold! Their on-hold-music is terrible.

Purple Mountain

misstearheus wrote: »

Am gone over 2 hours on hold! Their on-hold-music is terrible.

Maybe they are closed?!

punisher5112

They are all in self isolation.....

They're playing with you the line is on but there ain't nobody at the other end.... Is there actually an end though...

Go to bed op

BeerWolf

misstearheus wrote: »

Please help! I'm on the phone on hold to Currys for 51 minutes! Am losing the will to live here! :( Someone please tell me a good joke or something!

https://youtu.be/l_bTTUihfx0?t=10

misstearheus

Depression-Session...:(

Please don't tempt fate lads! I feel like am in the Olympics or something here. So close to hanging up.

Pac1Man

Huh fine.

*zip*

misstearheus

2hours26minutes on hold. Wonder have I set a record?

She couldn't even answer my question I have to ring some Finance Company. :(:rolleyes::rolleyes::mad::mad:

You’ll need a finance company after being on hold that long!:eek:

ShatterAlan

misstearheus wrote: »

Please help! I'm on the phone on hold to Currys for 51 minutes! Am losing the will to live here! :( Someone please tell me a good joke or something!

Ok


Do you like chicken?

if you get a WhatsApp message called "ding dong" don't open it,






its the Jehovahs working from home :o

Timberrrrrrrr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymPu2PdLW3I

misstearheus

Love cold Chicken, so tasty. Especially in Toasted Sambos.

Love Robbie Williams too!

Don't get many Whatscraps, so think am okay on the J.W. front but will stay on guard. en-garde?

Couldn't ring the bloody Finance Company anyway. The silly codes involved. Phone just cutting off. Google suggests some bands of Area Codes might not be accessible on a Mobile.:rolleyes::(:( Could cry.

LaFuton

passed a bus stop on the way to work today, saw some young fella waiting there looking at the timetable, thought to myself hmmm that fella is goin places!

Are you still on hold :pac:

misstearheus

Tune in later today for more of the same! :pac: Have to ring the Finance Company, will see how long it takes them to answer their Phone. I suppose at least they are opened on a Saturday. 2hours26 minutes of my life I'll never get back for frack sake. I still want to know whether I get charged for a 1890 number. Oh shure ballz I mightn't be able to ring that English number on my Mobile. :mad: Well ballz to that. :mad::(

Leg End Reject

1890 number isn't free.

Finance companies will check your credit rating, you need an income and the amount you can borrow will depend on the balance of outstanding loans, your repayment capacity and the risk for them. If you've never had credit, and therefore don't have a credit rating, they will give you a lower amount.

Just apply and see, don't waste your time ringing.

LETHAL LADY

This may or may not entertain you �� If I ever have an on hold phone call response this shall be it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-81EBPewPk

misstearheus

Currys Stores are closed. Am looking for Pay Monthly Option, which ya need to apply for in-person in-store or still would need to set it up or talk it over with someone senior on-the-phone I would imagine rather than Junior Staff or Store Desk Clerk / Sales Assistant. They do appear to still be doing sales online and delivering and answering phones.. after 2hoursand26minutes..:rolleyes: Can't purchase or request the Pay Later option via buying online though or at least if it is possible to do so I can't find where. It just asks ya for your Bank Card details for an instant purchase.

Leg End Reject

misstearheus wrote: »

Currys Stores are closed. Am looking for Pay Monthly Option, which ya need to apply for in-person in-store or still would need to set it up or talk it over with someone senior on-the-phone I would imagine rather than Junior Staff or Store Desk Clerk / Sales Assistant. They do appear to still be doing sales online and delivering and answering phones.. after 2hoursand26minutes..:rolleyes: Can't purchase or request the Pay Later option via buying online though or at least if it is possible to do so I can't find where. It just asks ya for your Bank Card details for an instant purchase.

You need to provide photographic ID, proof of address and sign the credit agreement so I'm not sure if it's possible while stores are closed to the public.

You can apply for small loans through online banking, if approved the funds are lodged into your account. Would that help?

NewRed2

I'm not great with jokes - Prefer real stories so heres one, When I was a young lad my Aunt and uncle and cousns came to visit.
They had 2 daughters around same age as me, so we were playing hide and seek real early one morning. So I hid upstairs in the upstairs bathroom bath tub. I crouched down in the bath tub. Suddenly I heard footsteps running into the room so I jumped up out of the bath thinking I had been found. But it was my naked Aunt who was staying over who had ran across the landing from her guest room.
So she came flying into the bathroom at good speed with her knockers bouncing around and then I jumped out of the bath just at that moment.
She let out a scream that I'll never forget and I let out a weird noise too. I'll never forget the awkwardness. There was a few seconds where time froze and she was there naked and I was there standing in the bath tub thinking WTF happens next.
Still to this day its etched in my memory, first time I saw a womans melons. My Aunts.