Corona Light - No Lime

LaFuton · 18-03-2020 10:26pm #1

tis getting serious alrite, socially acceptable people avoidance n stuff, but we should have a humour thread, or a thread of humour at least, every other forum /human dilemma has one

so grabbing a bag of tuna cans and a fat bird and leggin it up the mountain with a tent isn't quite necessary yet

however, and the mental health thread is excellent for serious stuff, fair play boards,

VE NEED ZA CRAICEN!

so vent ur sage ur rage ur houmous page here

said this to the girls at work,
i for one dont wanna die a virgin, pm for details

LaFuton · 18-03-2020 10:28pm

eg.

knock knock
who's there's
atch
BANG!

Rufeo · 18-03-2020 10:30pm

Stay off the drugs mate

punisher5112 · 18-03-2020 10:31pm

Get tested you're off the scale

LaFuton · 18-03-2020 10:52pm

like ivan yates (loves him) is on the tonight show, talking to somebody called Dr Eddie Murphy... way too many raw/delirious flashbacks, and especially with that shirt he's wearing! (not ivan, eddeh)

LaFuton · 18-03-2020 10:55pm

shouldn't there be a relative humour thread? i kno its feckin serious ive a lung and heart issue and vulnerable fam mems,

all for tasteful laughs in times of crisis

and its separated from the main thread, which i think matters, not as much as toilet rolls but its 'up there'

LaFuton · 18-03-2020 10:57pm

MODS? ur call bud

StupidLikeAFox · 18-03-2020 10:59pm

LaFuton wrote: »

shouldn't there be a relative humour thread?'

There really should. I hope one comes along someday

LaFuton · 18-03-2020 10:59pm

Rufeo wrote: »

Stay off the drugs mate

now the drugs don't work

(see medical ref NSAIDs or whatever they called are non performing)

LaFuton · 18-03-2020 11:00pm

StupidLikeAFox wrote: »

There really should. I hope one comes along someday

well we could at least spurt seed on fertile ground and pray for rain... might b a shower of something along shortly

Stacksofwacks · 23-03-2020 10:02pm

..anybody see this movie? It struck me when I was watching it that at first the authorities at first tried to downplay the virus when they actually knew it was a lot more serious to prevent people panicking etc..

WoollyRedHat · 17-06-2020 11:12pm

Matt Damon left Ireland at end of May and case figures have gone down since. Matt Damon and Contagion, coincidence?
I think not, thoughts please? GIFs welcome.

PTH2009 · 18-06-2020 1:41am

He's the hero of the pandemic

https://www.independent.ie/style/celebrity/celebrity-features/the-fairytale-is-over-for-now-as-matt-damon-the-unlikely-hero-of-the-pandemic-finally-leaves-ireland-39241370.html

ShyMets · 18-06-2020 7:39am

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

Matt Damon left Ireland at end of May and case figures have gone down since. Matt Damon and Contagion, coincidence?
I think not, thoughts please? GIFs welcome.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter

punisher5112 · 18-06-2020 7:40am

Chinese and Japanese consortiums are snapping up property in Dalkey and many other places in Dublin....

Matt Damon

daithi7 · 18-06-2020 7:47am

punisher5112 wrote: »

Chinese and Japanese consortiums are snapping up property in Dalkey and many other places in Dublin....

Matt Damon

You sound like you work for one of the Estate agent's research departments, this is the kind of "insightful " market commentary that they inflame , ahem I mean inform, the market with!?!

punisher5112 · 18-06-2020 7:48am

daithi7 wrote: »

You sound like you work for one of the Estate agent's research departments, this is the kind of "insightful " market commentary that they inflame , ahem I mean inform, the market with!?!

Matt Damon