I remember this one time I went into Burger King and asked for a Big Mac and a Family Bucket. Everyone started laughing at me - I was bleedin' scarlet.
She ordered ribs, and they are served along with a finger bowl of warm water...
She called the waiter back and said she didn't order the soup :pac:
It's nice to know that even 24yrs later, that story still makes me smile
Or on another dinner out (with a different lady, albeit just a friend) and she berated the waiter for outing her a red, after she'd spent 10 minutes telling him how much she loved merlot...
Turns out she meant the white kind!