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  • 21-02-2020 06:39PM
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭


    :D

    Barb was lying in bed one night. Larry was falling asleep but Barb was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

    She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."

    Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

    A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me... "

    Mildly irritated, Larry reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

    Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck..."

    Angrily, Larry threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

    "Where are you going?" Barb asked.

    "To get my teeth!"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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