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Ever wonder what a real life "P-I-M-P" looks like?

  • 14-02-2020 3:08pm
    #1
    bo0li5eumx12kp
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭


    Is that an ugly word?

    "Pimp".

    Rhymes with, "limp" - and we all know the historical word coupling for "limp....".
    Not flattering.

    I prefer to use the reference, "Male Madam".

    TiiQMuJ.jpg?1

    I think it's more apt.

    However, the real to life counterparts, I mean - do they look like that?

    1960's New York City, I picture a "Male Madam" cruising his street, promoting the good image of financial stickiness, ensuring his employees are resourced appropriately.

    Let's skip to the streets of Dublin in the 2020's - I consult the google image directory for pimping in Ireland,

    getimage.aspx?regionKey=WJYEPGBY98uLZQRrtB2zGQ%3D%3D

    PLAYBOY FO' LIFE YO!!
    You got to give it to the dude, he's got the "pimp" image down.
    I mean does he look like a ladies-man or what?


    VDThiGt.jpg?168FUk1j.jpg?1

    This was another profile picture that appeared when I googled "pimping in Dublin".

    It's kind of a far cry from the glamour of a your Las Vegas strip sugar man; he might not have the "pimp" image down, but as we can see he gets a close runner up prize as the Minnesota Fats stunt double.


    No wonder they advocate so much photoshopping and bogus pictures on Escort Ireland.
    Hell if I looked like that I'd advocate photoshopping and spurious imagery as well.


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  • #2
    Raconteuse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    How you getting on today, LTG? You must be up to your eyebrows in clunge this romantic feast.


  • #3
    [Deleted User]
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  • #4
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    Got to be stepping n out in style

    giphy.gif


  • #5
    Turquoise Hexagon Sun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 532 ✭✭✭Turquoise Hexagon Sun


    The male-madam ball...



    Or the vagina-free madams.


  • #6
    bo0li5eumx12kp
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    Raconteuse wrote: »
    How you getting on today, LTG? You must be up to your eyebrows in clunge this romantic feast.

    Everyday is like valentine's day for me.

    Oh you'd love it.

    However AH moderators have warned me enough times about disclosing explicit detail so, yeah - that's about as much as I can satisfy your curiosity.


    Point being, who would have thought it?

    Ireland's sugar men are in fact - BUTT UGLY!!

    :pac:

    Does no one else find there to be a curious irony there?

    Is that "pimp daddy" appearance really just a hollywood construct, or is it just the Irish sugar men that look like they just crawled out from underneath a rock?


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  • #7
    Raconteuse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    /squirts


  • #8
    bo0li5eumx12kp
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    Raconteuse wrote: »
    /squirts

    Get much action yesterday yourself?


  • #9
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,211 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Yes ...yes i have. And i now know who to call in case i need to go on the game :)


  • #10
    Riesen_Meal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,580 ✭✭✭✭Riesen_Meal


    Colby Polite Motorcycle wrote: »
    Get much action yesterday yourself?

    Clearly, she's still squirting... ;)


  • #11
    bo0li5eumx12kp
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    Fieldog wrote: »
    Clearly, she's still squirting... ;)

    I meant, action action.

    Not "action" with the 14 inch vibrator.

    .....

    :pac:


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  • #12
    bo0li5eumx12kp
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    ILoveYourVibes wrote: »
    Yes ...yes i have. And i now know who to call in case i need to go on the game :)

    Sorry I'm still not convinced you're not just a fruity type of dude posting behind a female alias.


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