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Can somebody please

  • 02-02-2020 4:02pm
    #1
    owlbethere
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭


    Send a bulldozer to get me out of bed. I'm hungry but it's too warm under the blanket to get up.


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  • #2
    mikhail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,862 ✭✭✭mikhail


    hitchhikersguide017.jpg


  • #3
    Pauliedragon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,154 ✭✭✭Pauliedragon


    Its 4pm you lazy ****er. Get a couple of jambons (there was a thread about them recently) and a couple of cans and you'll be grand.


  • #4
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    The waft of a few jambons should do the trick.


  • #5
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    On the sauce were we....
    How about I call your ma and get her over....


  • #6
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    How bout an after shock..... That should give you the kick you need.


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  • #7
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,236 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    owlbethere wrote: »
    Send a bulldozer to get me out of bed. I'm hungry but it's too warm under the blanket to get up.

    Bring the blanket with you to the kitchen....


  • #8
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Bring the blanket with you to the kitchen....

    And while you're at it can someone get me some KFC


  • #9
    Salary Negotiator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭Salary Negotiator


    Order food to be delivered, answering the door to the delivery person solves both your problems.


  • #10
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    And while you're at it can someone get me some KFC

    No you can fcuk right off


  • #11
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,207 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Just sleep in Lidl in Jobstown!


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  • #12
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Jobstown where nobody has a job????


  • #13
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,313 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Turn off the snooze button!


  • #14
    Fccwontletmebe
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 75 ✭✭Fccwontletmebe


    A **** usually wakes me right up.


  • #15
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Fccwontletmebe wrote: »
    A **** usually wakes me right up.

    Puts me asleep, I usually don't have to put any effort in though as she does it for me....


  • #16
    cj maxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,289 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    Fccwontletmebe wrote: »
    A **** usually wakes me right up.

    Opposite for me :)


  • #17
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Get a dog op it will suxk u off all night


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