There is only 1 type of underwear - and that is SPANDEX!!

bo0li5eumx12kp

You heard it hear first.

First allow me to clarify that, I liaise exclusively with the female demographic.

Ex-clusively.

But the reality remains that, I've gone through upteen brands of undergarment, in attempt to determine the most suitable fabric and design.

Now typically when you hear some dude rattle on about classy underwear it means one thing and one thing only.

So at this stage allow me to reiterate.....

Ex-clusively, with females, mmmkay?

Having the correct brand just makes it so much hotter for me personally when some little cutie is peeling them off my finely sculpted gluteous muscle complex.

Cotton, micro-fiber, nilon?

Pfffff - they're for quakers.

Spandex has historically been a staple facet of the male S&M industry however, it's about to go mainstream (the fabric, not the S&M).

No sweat, no seeds, no stems, no sticks.

Non-breathable, non sweat absorbant, closteraphoic underwear is old hat.

Coming to a Primark near you! (I hope, cause let me tell you - I hate having to go to the S&M store when I'm shopping for jocks).

So you like to wear womans underwear.

You liaise exclusively with your right hand.

TuringBot47

Danica Modern Snob wrote: »

First allow me to clarify that, I liaise exclusively with the female demographic.

Yeah, good job stud, on boards on a Friday night.

Deebles McBeebles

Danica Modern Snob wrote: »

no seeds, no stems, no sticks.

This explains the rambling posts.

Sephiroth_dude

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LaptopGremlin stop making nonsense threads.

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