Thinking about getting a small tattoo - talk me out of it

bo0li5eumx12kp

Just something small, discrete, enough to just catch chicks attention when they're taking my clothes off.

Something similar to this (except I have pectoral muscles where this individual has breasteses),



I'll prob get the text a little bigger though cause, I hear it goes illegible over time if it's too small.

And it will read,



They say tattoo's should have some kind of value or meaning.
I wanted to get some ink, but no idea what has value or meaning to me.

But this is my go to song to play whilst I'm plowing some strange.

When the chorus kicks in (1:10), I like to thrust in time with the beat.


"Cr - - y.... for you" - BANG BANG BANG - "ne-ver...." - BANG - "do-wn boy...." - BANG BANG BANG.


You get the idea.

Maybe my life is that shallow but, that's about the most meaningful thing I can think of.

....

So, talk me out of spending about 60 euros to make this terrible mistake I'll probably regret having made 2 weeks later.

Joeseph Balls

Kashton Hot Cradle wrote: »

Just something small, discrete, enough to just catch chicks attention when they're taking my clothes off.

Something similar to this (except I have pectoral muscles where this individual has breasteses),



I'll prob get the text a little bigger though cause, I hear it goes illegible over time if it's too small.

And it will read,



They say tattoo's should have some kind of value or meaning.
I wanted to get some ink, but no idea what has value or meaning to me.

But this is my go to song to play whilst I'm plowing some strange.

When the chorus kicks in (1:10), I like to thrust in time with the beat.


"Cr - - y.... for you" - BANG BANG BANG - "ne-ver...." - BANG - "do-wn boy...." - BANG BANG BANG.


You get the idea.

Maybe my life is that shallow but, that's about the most meaningful thing I can think of.

....

So, talk me out of spending about 60 euros to make this terrible mistake I'll probably regret having made 2 weeks later.

60euros?
I know Indian ink has its place, but I'd get a proper tattooist to do it

dobman88

If you're getting it there, it's easily covered up if you dont like it and want to hide it. Just get it if you want it.

Ipso

Go for it. It will still be cool in 40 years time in the retirement home.

No one cares.

Lyan

It's cringe

The Princess Bride

Make it more special.
Stick a few apostrophes into it.


There colour never fade's,
They're petal's make me happy,
rose's never cry.

Makes it more original too, don't you think?

Signore Fancy Pants

Get your username done.

LaFuton

fake news with portion of side boob.
cheers for that

bo0li5eumx12kp

The Princess Bride wrote: »

Make it more special.
Stick a few apostrophes into it.


There colour never fade's,
They're petal's make me happy,
rose's never cry.

Makes it more original too, don't you think?

Not sure if serious but, was hoping to stick with something smaller as, this is my first time competing in this particular weight class.

Also, getting my ear lobes pierced was something I found painful.

The pain of getting a tattoo - comparable?

JustAThought

dont do it!!!! plus if it stretches wrong if /when you gain weight or work different muscles it could well end up saying noses never cry.then you’d be a total laughing stock.

tou have watched tattoo fIls on c4! You could be appearing in that springtime 2021

corner of hells

Just get yourself a bra and wrap it round your head .

Mr_Muffin

I've never seen a real-life tattoo that looked good. The only impressive tattoos I've seen are pictures of high-end, expensive pieces done but world-class artists.

Irishphotodesk

Have a voucher for a tattoo place in swords (Dublin) if you are interested ... It's for €50 but willing to give it to you for €40, also have a voucher for some pizza place also in swords, voucher value is €30 ... But if you really want to grab a bite to eat before/after the tattoo, could do you a deal !!

Neames

Don't do it





Get a big tattoo

Get yar pecs out, OP.

Boredstiff666

On your forehead with words like...... DICK HEAD.

Def an attention grabber especially if your names Richard. If it isnt, do it any way.

worded

I wonder how many dolphins have tattoos of fat chics on their dorsal fins?

OP is another old age pensioner with ink

jim salter

Are yu for real?

Fúcking muppet.....Get your cóck lobbed off instead, save all the unlucky 'ladies' you'll be bringing back to your tent...


What an imbicile

(and I have more thank 15 tattos)

OP - you;re a total dumb cúnt

Boredstiff666

jim salter wrote: »

Are yu for real?

Fúcking muppet.....Get your cóck lobbed off instead, save all the unlucky 'ladies' you'll be bringing back to your tent...


What an imbicile

(and I have more thank 15 tattos)

OP - you;re a total dumb cúnt

Thats a no then?

jim salter

Boredstiff666 wrote: »

Thats a no then?

Absolutely not, OP, go for it....

Leg End Reject

You have my sympathy, Laptop. It must be devastating for a man to need a tiny tattoo as a talking point when he gets naked with a lady. But look, you can only play the hand you were dealt, and it won't grow any bigger.

sabat

A man getting words tattooed on his ribs-known as a skank flank- today is the equivalent of a man getting a tramp-stamp in 2002. Just awful looking.

ILoveYourVibes

Of course you should get a tattoo.

You should get I LOVE YOUR VIBES right in that spot.

Then ..when a woman sees it she will know ..that you love her vibes.

Canis Lupus

Some random quote is always good as a tattoo. Lets people know you're cool. Maybe consider surrounding it with a tribal design later.

the beer revolu

Get it translated into Japanese!
So, inspiring.

Bobblehats

F*ck is that. Get a portrait of broad on your bicep and leave it

biko

Kashton Hot Cradle wrote: »

catch chicks attention when they're taking my clothes off.

I wanted to get some ink, but no idea what has value or meaning to me.

But this is my go to song to play whilst I'm plowing some strange.

Go for it, the tattoo seems to reflect your personality.

The Tetrarch

Ro5e5 Neve'r Try

nthclare

Boards is the last place I'd seek validation that's for sure.

Bobblehats

Get a cheetah on your back

Odelay

Yeah, let some scribble on you with permanent ink and then tell her that you paid him money to do the scribbling, that’ll impress her...

spurious

Don't do it for any 'ladies', do it if you want it for yourself.

If you are not sure, wait a year and see do you still want it.

Alpha_zero

If you are going for low class and low I.Q., which i bet you have in spades already go for it BRO.

Ash.J.Williams

Kashton Hot Cradle wrote: »

Just something small, discrete, enough to just catch chicks attention when they're taking my clothes off.

Something similar to this (except I have pectoral muscles where this individual has breasteses),



I'll prob get the text a little bigger though cause, I hear it goes illegible over time if it's too small.

And it will read,



They say tattoo's should have some kind of value or meaning.
I wanted to get some ink, but no idea what has value or meaning to me.

But this is my go to song to play whilst I'm plowing some strange.

When the chorus kicks in (1:10), I like to thrust in time with the beat.


"Cr - - y.... for you" - BANG BANG BANG - "ne-ver...." - BANG - "do-wn boy...." - BANG BANG BANG.


You get the idea.

Maybe my life is that shallow but, that's about the most meaningful thing I can think of.

....

So, talk me out of spending about 60 euros to make this terrible mistake I'll probably regret having made 2 weeks later.

That’s a ****ing stupid idea, cop on to yourself.

Riesen_Meal

Getting a tattoo about some scaldy trance tune that you will definitely regret in a week, yeah go for it, you only live once etc...

StupidLikeAFox

Get something a bit more meaningful OP

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worded

Boredstiff666 wrote: »

On your forehead with words like...... DICK HEAD.

Def an attention grabber especially if your names Richard. If it isnt, do it any way.

+1

Just “Dick” on the fore head will save ink and is more environmentally friendly

Getting ink done ...

The Tetrarch

My advice always is to put your message/drawing/image on a piece of paper and show it to people.
See how impressed they are.

Victor

Kashton Hot Cradle wrote: »

And it will read,

"ROSES NEVER CRY" or "ROSES NEVER TRY"?

Your Face

Victor wrote: »

"ROSES NEVER CRY" or "ROSES NEVER TRY"?

Rossies never win.

bo0li5eumx12kp

Victor wrote: »

"ROSES NEVER CRY" or "ROSES NEVER TRY"?

Hmph, good catch.

I'll tell the artist to omit that protrusion from the upper C.


Though, now I'm thinking about getting it on my reverse thigh, or shoulder blade.
That way, if I end up not liking it, I never have to f%%king look at it - lol.

Tattoos - they just complete the look, don't they?
You've got the six pack, the stacked delts, the tan, you just gotta get some ink to complete the sex appeal.

Maybe modern culture has gone to my brain.

I see a classy chick with just a small tramp stamp somewhere, discreet - it's enough to me to say, "aw hells yeah, I'm all class on the outside, but I still like to get sticky".



I'm going for the male incarnation of that.

.....

You know - theoretically.

Dyr

Kashton Hot Cradle wrote: »

Just something small, discrete, enough to just catch chicks attention when they're taking my clothes off.

Something similar to this (except I have pectoral muscles where this individual has breasteses),



I'll prob get the text a little bigger though cause, I hear it goes illegible over time if it's too small.

And it will read,



They say tattoo's should have some kind of value or meaning.
I wanted to get some ink, but no idea what has value or meaning to me.

But this is my go to song to play whilst I'm plowing some strange.

When the chorus kicks in (1:10), I like to thrust in time with the beat.


"Cr - - y.... for you" - BANG BANG BANG - "ne-ver...." - BANG - "do-wn boy...." - BANG BANG BANG.


You get the idea.

Maybe my life is that shallow but, that's about the most meaningful thing I can think of.

....

So, talk me out of spending about 60 euros to make this terrible mistake I'll probably regret having made 2 weeks later.

Roses never cry? You sure you dont have tits?