Confession

Ninthlife

Dear Boardsies

I stand before you, my peers, this night dated December 20th somewhat saddened and disappointed not in you the audience as such but in myself.

I have tried to be witty/clever/funny and un-pc but the 'thanks' lately just dont reflect how funny Ive been in my own head vs reality

So i now must confess in order to cleanse myself that I am a thanks whore...there I said it...i feel I've failed you all and I feel the collective disappointment and going forward I'll try harder but before that..please

Join me in proclaiming your whoreish lust for thanks and let us thank one another in an end of year thank-a-thon not to be confused with the ****-a-thon thats on Sunday so keep it in your jox til then....thanks

Your legend lives on.

Five Hail Marys and three Our Fathers for your penance.

Go forth now, and multiply.

Kimbot

I'm a whore full stop :P

punisher5112

Celebrate good times....


Join Scientology and the sea org, no more confessions....

Ninthlife

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Your legend lives on.

Five Hail Marys and three Our Fathers for your penance.

Go forth now, and multiply.

i will throw in an extra Our Father as a thanks for the thanks..

Ninthlife

Kimbot wrote: »

I'm a whore full stop :P

I read that initially as a whore for full stops

For a moment my thank whoring felt less weird knowing you whored for full stops

Thank you for the brief feeling of normality

Ninthlife

punisher5112 wrote: »

Celebrate good times....


Join Scientology and the sea org, no more confessions....

Dionne Warwick might not be a scientologist but she thanks you as do I for remembeeing these lyrics

For good times and bad times
I'll be on your side forever more
That's what friends are for

fergiesfolly

I'm no thanks whore.
I hate thanks.
Don't thank me.
Please don't.
Seriously.
Please.

mikecope

A round of thanks... hope that helps.

Ninthlife

fergiesfolly wrote: »

I'm no thanks whore.
I hate thanks.
Don't thank me.
Please don't.
Seriously.
Please.

thanks for the honesty

Yours thankfully

Ninthlife

mikecope wrote: »

A round of thanks... hope that helps.

Getting into rounds now...

Next we will be on shots of thanks

punisher5112

I want a mojito

Hercule Poirot

Ninthlife wrote: »

Dear Boardsies

I stand before you, my peers, this night dated December 20th somewhat saddened and disappointed not in you the audience as such but in myself.

I have tried to be witty/clever/funny and un-pc but the 'thanks' lately just dont reflect how funny Ive been in my own head vs reality

So i now must confess in order to cleanse myself that I am a thanks whore...there I said it...i feel I've failed you all and I feel the collective disappointment and going forward I'll try harder but before that..please

Join me in proclaiming your whoreish lust for thanks and let us thank one another in an end of year thank-a-thon not to be confused with the ****-a-thon thats on Sunday so keep it in your jox til then....thanks

I don't know what you are...

Ninthlife

punisher5112 wrote: »

I want a mojito

How about a Long Island Ice T...the T being for Thanks

mikecope

punisher5112 wrote: »

I want a mojito

Good call... a Kir Royale for me

Ninthlife

Hercule Poirot wrote: »

I don't know what you are...

I dont know either but if you find out let me know. Id be very thankful

punisher5112

I will top your thanks with a trillion thanks

mikecope

Hercule Poirot wrote: »

I don't know what you are...

You are Hercule Poirot, use your deductive powers... Mon Dieu!

Omackeral

Just call John Connors a wanker. I got 500 thanks for saying that once.

In fairness, it wasn't wrong.

Kimbot

Kimbot wrote: »

I'm a whore full stop :P

.......thanks, whore!

BDI

If you check your op to see how many thanks it got. It’s too late.

I do take pride however in my thanks to post ratio even though I don’t post in the picture forums and I’m generally me and not trying to be cool or edgy. I’m a bit of a a hole though but the thanks speak for themselves.



Don’t they?

BDI

Omackeral wrote: »

Just call John Connors a wanker. I got 500 thanks for saying that once.

In fairness, it wasn't wrong.

He was only robbing thanks from lidl to feed his baby

punisher5112

Why no Christmas movies on??? Die hard....

Ninthlife

Omackeral wrote: »

Just call John Connors a wanker. I got 500 thanks for saying that once.

In fairness, it wasn't wrong.

John Connor was a bit of a wanker in Terminstor 2, youre right

Ninthlife

punisher5112 wrote: »

Why no Christmas movies on??? Die hard....

Thanksgiving stole all the movies

I once went to confession and the priest said it was the best confession he'd ever heard..

greenspurs

Kimbot wrote: »

I'm a whore full stop :P

I saw that on snapchat ………………….

Ah it’s human nature OP, don’t worry.

The thanks-glow wears off after a couple of hours though