What is your work Christmas bonus?

petr1

Mine is €50 voucher

Daveq

0

donspeekinglesh

0. Our annual bonus is paid in March

Spanish Eyes

That's better than the slap of a wet fish anyway. Enjoy.

There will be more along shortly to tell us they got the equivalent of a Ferrari or something.

Who really cares.

petr1

donspeekinglesh wrote: »

0. Our annual bonus is paid in March

What is it then?

corsav6

I get extra hours that I don't particularly want and I'm told it's a bonus.

corsav6

Double post

Montage of Feck

Extra Coke and hookers at the christmas party.

TheValeyard

Still having a job in January

Spanish Eyes

PrettyBoy wrote: »

I get a half day on Christmas eve.

PS I guess. Do I get a prize?

893bet

Double

893bet

petr1 wrote: »

What is it then?

March. High 4 figures expected. Once you pay tax it fairly kills it but it’s a lovely touch in general.

€500 voucher.

L1011

Last got a company performance related cash bonus in 2007, then they cut the scheme. Got a massive (over 1/6th of total annual salary) once-off personal performance bonus in 2009 - unfortunately that scheme was closed too.

Got a €250 voucher until 2012 then moved job and nothing since then. All private sector jobs.

sjb25

Don’t get one I work in the “handy number” public service

Tommybojangles

El zilcho

BDI

The boss let all the copper build up for a couple of weeks. We normally scrap it more regularly. He then gave us all 100 each from this money which would have been ours anyway.

He shook our hands and said, it was a good year, fair play to us as he gave it out. Would be funny if it wasn’t so depressing. He then asked us to go for a few pints seeing as we had the few quid.

We all had stuff to do though so couldn’t go.

Blud

sjb25 wrote: »

Don’t get one I "work" in the handy number public service

You put the inverted commas in the wrong place. Fixed.

Super hoop

We get a €500 one 4 all voucher. Also get 30% commission on all profits generated by me for the company. Nice lump for xmas.

kippy

The happiness in enjoying my job. Enough of a bonus for anyone.

caff

No bonus where I work

Greyfox

Never in my life have I got a Xmas bonus, I think signing on the dole is my only way of getting one

daheff

Christmas bonus?? I'm not on the dole. So nothing

Eggs For Dinner

sjb25 wrote: »

Don’t get one I work in the “handy number” public service

So what you're saying is that your bonus is paid throughout the year, not just at Christmas

HappyAsLarE

€10,600 this year. Tax man is happy out.

fergus1001

Eggs For Dinner wrote:

So what you're saying is that your bonus is paid throughout the year, not just at Christmas

we get a pay rise every year :pac:

tritium

More work

Jonybgud

A spin up the chocolate chute...

It's good to be the boss...

NSAman

Jonybgud wrote: »

A spin up the chocolate chute...

It's good to be the boss...

Is your Boyfriend happy about this?

smurfjed

A months extra salary paid earlier in the year.

Jonybgud

NSAman wrote: »

Is your Boyfriend happy about this?

Why would I tell any of them?

dahat

Nothing, bonus time is end of financial year but id forgo a portion to get something at Xmas.

Jamie2k9

dahat wrote: »

Nothing, bonus time is end of financial year but id forgo a portion to get something at Xmas.

Sounds like money management problems...

bmc58

TheValeyard wrote: »

Still having a job in January

Very good Valeyard.

Quantum Erasure

€203, got it the other week, then I'll get two weeks pay the week before christmas, but none the week after...

NSAman

Knowledge that the company has enough cash to provide for staff and suppliers for the coming year is a gift enough.

lawred2

10% in Feb

Got 500 voucher last night for 10 yrs service

Huntergonzo

I work in the Public Service so €0 bonus and currently 2 months late and counting on an increment, happy fúckin christmas!

dahat

Jamie2k9 wrote: »

Sounds like money management problems...

Feel good factor for the timee of year.

Shefwedfan

Not to get fired

1 month salary, net

Mrs OBumble

Zero. My boss is an a**hole.













I'm self employed.

donspeekinglesh

petr1 wrote: »

What is it then?

Up to 4 weeks salary. Divided between personal performance and company performance.

Get an 80e voucher ,
A week's wage,
And a cock up the arse from the tax man.

CFlat

BrownFinger wrote: »

And a cock up the arse from the tax man.

It's a pity it's not a turkey, it would have more of a traditional feel to it.

I get paid by the HSE, so no bonus. Use to work in the private sector back in the day, nice bonuses at Xmas. Recession hit, no job, no bonus. I'm too old for that to happen now so I'm happy enough, wouldn't mind a pay increase though.

I don't begrudge people on social welfare getting a double week. What a **** existence.

Your Face

Hopefully a good reference.

Ubbquittious

Not sure about this place, twas a kick from a donkey in the last one

Ted_YNWA

Work for large multi-national, usually around 6% paid in March.

Mundo7976

Boards dont allow emojis, so
100 x laughy/crying faces...

StupidLikeAFox

Daveq wrote: »

0

What do you do? I'm in IT and I get almost 3 times that

PirateShampoo

Work for a huge delivery company that's worth $75 Billion, employ 600k people, they have the 9th biggest airline in the world.

I'm getting a Tin of biscuits.