Posts that made you laugh out loud

bitofabind

Probably the reason why I find myself coming back to boards and AH is because of those moments when you're scrolling through an inane thread out of sheer boredom or procrastination and find yourself suddenly pissing yourself over some random one-liner post, sometimes for more than a minute or two.

Just now, this one from another thread got me got me: 

(OP), the man who wouldn't recognise a vagina if one sat on his face.

One from a few years back was on a thread along the lines of "Weird things that you do", some lad had a post about calling his cat a "fat b@stard" every time he walked into a room, despite being neither fat nor a b@stard, probably because i'm strange but I think i laughed at that for a good solid hour at the time.

What are some memorable posts that had you giggling away to yourself AH?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Early this evening, this one did it for me:


"Without sacrifice there is no human development. That's just physics."

jaxxx

I'm unashamedly quoting one of my own from a few days back. For context, it was in reply to a post about whether or not something existed.

"What about Uranus? Does Uranus exist? I've never seen Uranus. Have you seen Uranus? Has anyone else here seen Uranus?"

BDI

Jaysus here is a list of mine that I would like you to thank.

Please click link.

buried

One years back asking "do people p!ss in the shower?"

third or fourth post down was this reply


"Sure where else am I supposed to p!ss???"

Melania Frump

Most of the posts that followed the "Im eating my breakfast Kate" thread.

bitofabind

I found the fat cast post! It was from a "what weird stuff do you do?" thread -

I do all this and more:

-Make up weird songs about people I barely knew years ago and sing them out loud in a falsetto or tenor voice.

-Look at myself in the mirror and recite lines from films, imagining myself as an actor.

-Sing weird songs who's lyrics nobody I know would have thought I could recall off the top of my head.

-Piss in the sink.

-Press ups.

-Read from books very loudly in a posh English accent.

-Call my cat every curse word under the sun.

-Attempt beatboxing.

-I do these weird little dances.

-Shout.

You all do weird stuff too, what is it!?

Edit: I also call my cat fat, like this: I am sitting on the couch and he walks into the room in that cat way of his, and I just shout "out! out! You fat bastard!" My cat does not have a weight problem.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Berties_Horse wrote: »

I see your Tom Cruise and raise you Tim Curry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxcs5Kuooic

Quantum Erasure

from the Late Late toy show thread:

'This Barbie has a prosthetic leg'. What, is the other one real ? :eek:

The Princess Bride

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=86938885&postcount=131

gozunda

These two:

About dogs:

Why are dogs teeth so much sharper then?

The reply:

They can't cook.

And on a discussion about controlling deer populations in the Phoenix Park

How do we control the human population? It's hardly rocket science?

The reply:

Well we dont seem to be doing a good job of that either.

I think the stags might struggle to put on condoms as they lack opposable thumbs.

Aglomerado

One in which a poster referred to someone as "a triple necked land ship".
And another - I don't remember the context but this was just random - "the only thing that awaits you at the post office is rape and lots of it"
Of course rape is not funny, but this comment is!

So simplistic it was, brand new account asks in the Dublin forum if anyone has checked out the new angel shop in Ballybough? What's it like?

Few cynical responses down, someone replied "Brutal. WORST ANGEL SHOP EVER."

And I cracked up laughing.

And one more, it was in a "things you didn't know" style thread when a poster had said "Pigeons explode if you feed them rice". Someone responded "False I believe" so the OP comes back with "Ok got it wrong, pigeons explode when you feed them semtex."

There are frequently posts in the Fair City thread that get a good laugh from me, but you'd have to be into it to get it.