What do you want written on your gravestone?

Snow Garden

Because I could not stop for Death, he kindly stopped for me....

It's inevitable folks and will probably comes around faster than we think. What would you like written on your gravestone? What do you want your epitaph to be?

This site will help you visualise what it might look like;

http://www.tombstonebuilder.com/

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Srameen
1944 - 2054.

Lived, and loved, life to the very end.

Rufeo

God, so morbid today.

Actually you can write that.

EmmetSpiceland

“I can’t believe I ate the whole thing”

Samuel T. Cogley

I told you I was sick

He was Irish,
Born and bred,
Now this man,
Lies here dead.

Conall Cernach

Some musical notes that when played open a secret passage to my burial treasures (Mainly old printer cables and floppy disks).

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

How many posts until someone quotes Spike Milligan?


Edit: 5.

Samuel T. Cogley

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »

How many posts until someone quotes Spike Milligan?


Edit: 5.

Okay but that's not going to make much sense out of context.

Yamanoto

Best Before 23/05/2063

Jonybgud

'He strived to live up to his username'

it's all anyone of us can ask

Jonybgud

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »

How many posts until someone quotes Spike Milligan?


Edit: 5.

Gets shorter every one of these threads

Collie D

Somebody else’s name.

Felix Jones is God.

"Don't tread on me"

One eyed Jack

“You’re next...”

cnocbui

You should be off doing something useful, not reading this.

Tordelback

"One less mouth to feed"

SmartinMartin

Unoccupied

One eyed Jack

SmartinMartin wrote: »

Unoccupied

“Pre-loved”

*try* to repay something in life no matter how insignificant.

Aceandstuff

I don't want a gravestone. What good will it do me? I don't want people crying over it, or making a viral video of themselves pissing on it (far more likely). It's just another expense for whoever is left after me. I don't want a funeral, I don't want a coffin, and my organs can't be donated, so I just want to be put in the ground somewhere or used in a forensic "body farm" type thing.

The Nal

Here lies The Nal,

And why not.

Screw you guys..

EmmetSpiceland

The Nal wrote: »

Here lies The Nal,

And why not.

“Why did he die?”

corner of hells

Wheres that grenade ? WHERES THAT GRE........

Graces7

There was a thread like this way back..

About actual graves/epitaphs.. eg " She liked nothing better than a good chat and a nice cup of tea. "

Rubberlegs

Rubberlegs 1973-2073

Here she lieth
As in her cot
Once she was
But now she's not

namenotavailablE

My insomnia is now solved.

Samuel T. Cogley

namenotavailabl wrote: »

My insomnia is now solved.

Look on the bright side, only three more sleeps to Xmas :pac:


I'll get my coat.

ollaetta

William is a common name in my family and always thought that we could copy your man will.i.am and have a grand gravestone with just "will.i.was".

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts

“We are stardust, billion year old carbon”.

False Prophet

May we meet again

shamrock55

There is no God folks just worms

Say my name

Say my Name.

The secret to eternal life lies here or does he?

blinding

He was behind the barrier on the grassy knoll and was a damn good shot . ( none of it true but sure the family left behind could make a fortune out of the conspiracy books / films etc .

I’m too young though . I’ll have to come up with a more modern “ shocker “

"I used to say Mass for Osama Bin Laden " . I might get away with that one .

Graces7

Aceandstuff wrote: »

I don't want a gravestone. What good will it do me? I don't want people crying over it, or making a viral video of themselves pissing on it (far more likely). It's just another expense for whoever is left after me. I don't want a funeral, I don't want a coffin, and my organs can't be donated, so I just want to be put in the ground somewhere or used in a forensic "body farm" type thing.[/QUOTE

Look up "natural burial Ireland" as they offer what you seek..

Graces7

"As you are now, so once was I... As I am now, so you will be.."

I see sheep

[Deleted User] wrote: »

He was Irish,
Born and bred,
Now this man,
Lies here dead.

If you were buried abroad? Otherwise it's kinda nonsense

Rubberchikken

wont be having one.

CoBo55

Aceandstuff wrote: »

I don't want a gravestone. What good will it do me? I don't want people crying over it, or making a viral video of themselves pissing on it (far more likely). It's just another expense for whoever is left after me. I don't want a funeral, I don't want a coffin, and my organs can't be donated, so I just want to be put in the ground somewhere or used in a forensic "body farm" type thing.

All that on one headstone? Jeez I hope it's pre paid...

Marhay70

Look behind you

blinding

Greta Thunberg was right but I had great time before I went .

CoBo55

Shoulda bought that V8...

bazza1

He came, he saw, he f**ked off!

Simmer down

Did I leave the iron plugged in.

al87987

My only regret was not watching more television

Ace Attorney

Lived for a bit. Dead now.

micar

"So long and thanks for all the fish"

Sharp MZ700

I'm behind you!

Yawlboy

One Life, Lived It!

blinding

Who’s paying for this ?