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Random weird things you have never done

  • 11-11-2019 11:33pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,454 ✭✭✭


    Right. Was brushing my teeth and really needed to blow my nose but didn't want to stop brushing so got some tissue and blew my nose while tooth brush was in my mouth. It dawned on me that in all my 34 years I have never done this before.

    I then started thinking and for the last few days have been forcing myself to do things that I am pretty sure I have never done before. It's really great craic and I believe having some positive psychological effects. The weirdest side effect is that my days seem much longer where before I used to feel my days flew by.

    Anyway if people want to comment on weird combinations of things they have done or doing now for the first time please do tell.

    Like right now I have a tissue paper up one nostril cause I have a cold and have placed two different inhalers on my head. Another new thing. I'm on a roll......


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,679 ✭✭✭MAJJ


    bogwalrus wrote: »
    Right. Was brushing my teeth and really needed to blow my nose but didn't want to stop brushing so got some tissue and blew my nose while tooth brush was in my mouth. It dawned on me that in all my 34 years I have never done this before.

    I then started thinking and for the last few days have been forcing myself to do things that I am pretty sure I have never done before. It's really great craic and I believe having some positive psychological effects. The weirdest side effect is that my days seem much longer where before I used to feel my days flew by.

    Anyway if people want to comment on weird combinations of things they have done or doing now for the first time please do tell.

    Like right now I have a tissue paper up one nostril cause I have a cold and have placed two different inhalers on my head. Another new thing. I'm on a roll......


    Reckon that tooth brush is going to visit somewhere new sometime soon 😉


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    i remember when i was 34 and started experimenting/discovering with my toothbrush... im single now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,895 ✭✭✭matchthis


    First time you started this thread. First time reading this post. Re-read for first, second time. Re-read again for first third time and continue on this pattern till OCD wears off


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,115 ✭✭✭✭elperello


    I swear there are some days I think Tim Berners-Lee shouldn't have bothered his barney.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭s7ryf3925pivug


    LaFuton wrote: »
    i remember when i was 34 and started experimenting/discovering with my toothbrush... im single now.
    No-one is single now. You mean you're toothbrush-partnered.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭s7ryf3925pivug


    I've never poured out half my bottle of coke to have my first serving, then consumed the rest as my second serving later.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,381 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    You're leaving my imagination to come up with things I've never done, and never should do...

    - Never shoved something down my japseye.
    - Never licked electricity
    - Never had a snowcone made from yellow snow...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭s7ryf3925pivug


    You're leaving my imagination to come up with things I've never done, and never should do...

    - Never shoved something down my japseye.
    - Never licked electricity
    - Never had a snowcone made from yellow snow...
    lies


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭Tippsman


    Dildos

    Edit: I didn't read the OP, I just commented from the title. Will read OPs in future.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭s7ryf3925pivug


    Tippsman wrote: »
    Dildos
    great first post


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    i think it has to be a combination of activities involving at least a toothbrush....
    so tippsman, what havn't you done with dildos, ya filthy yoke ya haha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,427 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    your mom


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭Tippsman


    Their da


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    ur mazda


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