1 million pounds worth of sex toys stolen.

JohnnyFlash

I see that 1 million pounds worth of sex toys was stolen in England.

https://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2019-11-07/1-million-pounds-worth-of-adult-toys-stolen-from-lorry-in-cambridgeshire/

This was obviously the work of a hardened criminal, but even then it’s strange that it didn’t arouse suspicion.

Would the good people of AH be ok with buying knockoff sex toys? Picking up a dildo for the missus from a stall on Henry Street for example?

Utter Consternation

There'll have a be a thorough, penetrating investigation into this.

Woke Hogan

I just hope whoever did this does hard time for it.

JohnnyFlash

Woke Hogan wrote: »

I just hope whoever did this does hard time for it.

A stiff sentence?

Better Than Christ

It's funny because words like 'stiff', 'hard' 'penetrating' and 'arouse' are also words that we associate with sex.

nullzero

Have the police tried looking for this merchandise in a big underwear drawer or under a big bed?

Also heard the thieves are a bunch of ****.

colm_mcm

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

A stiff sentence?

Penal correctitude it is.

One eyed Jack

Better Than Christ wrote: »

It's funny because words like 'stiff', 'hard' 'penetrating' and 'arouse' are also words that we associate with sex.

Buzz kill

Penn

Better Than Christ wrote: »

It's funny because words like 'stiff', 'hard' 'penetrating' and 'arouse' are also words that we associate with sex.

I would ask if you had a stick up your arse but I think the thieves stole that too

Woke Hogan

Better Than Christ wrote: »

It's funny because words like 'stiff', 'hard' 'penetrating' and 'arouse' are also words that we associate with sex.

Sorry.




That's a word you associate with sex.

brevity

The thieves are rabbiting

Squall Leonhart

Those thieves must have been cock sure of themselves. They weren't dicking around.

One eyed Jack

nullzero wrote: »

Have the police tried looking for this merchandise in a big underwear drawer or under a big bed?

Also heard the thieves are a bunch of ****.

I’ve been reliably informed that bigmickey.ie have been given the all clear.

Tom Mann Centuria

Never let it be said people from Northamptonshire are a big bunch of ****.

Quantum Erasure

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Buzz kill

needs new batteries?

Simmer down

Just in time for Christmas !!
My kids want Toy Story stuff this year.

Now the missus will be getting Woody and Buzz as well.

Utter Consternation

Woke Hogan wrote: »

Sorry.




That's a word you associate with sex.

Good stuff, Woke. A rare moment of clarity from you.

JohnnyFlash

I don’t think it’s been proven yet if the criminals entered through the backdoor of the truck.

Utter Consternation

What will the charges be, once the investigation is brought to a climax?

Guill

The c*nts.

Dante7

The thieves can go fcuk themselves.

Better Than Christ

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I don’t think it’s been proven yet if the criminals entered through the backdoor of the truck.

Once they've been caught and served their sentences, they should be allowed to put the whole thing (a sex toy) behind them (up their arses).

Am I doing this right?

Bob Harris

I hope that means there won't be a delay in the delivery of my fleshlight.

sweetie

There's something fishy about this story, I'm sure there'll be more to cum.

Boom_Bap

I'm the thief. I'm actualising my dreams of being Edward Dildohands.

Penn

Better Than Christ wrote: »

Once they've been caught and served their sentences, they should be allowed to put the whole thing (a sex toy) behind them (up their arses).

Am I doing this right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fepBOxqGzNQ

Duane Dibbley

Elmer Blooker

I would think it won't be too long before the thieves are in handcuffs.

Woke Hogan

Utter Consternation wrote: »

What will the charges be, once the investigation is brought to a climax?

The police are hoping the perpetrators will come easy.

Better Than Christ

Elmer Blooker wrote: »

I would think it won't be too long before the thieves are in handcuffs.

Unless the police cock the investigation up. Cock, of course, being another word for penis.

Utter Consternation

Better Than Christ wrote: »

Unless the police cock the investigation up. Cock, of course, being another word for penis.

So is prick.

Woke Hogan

Utter Consternation wrote: »

So is prick.

Potent stuff.

Elmer Blooker

When these thieves are caught they need to be severely disciplined!

I don't know if the raiders were wearing masks but I'd say they are now.

sligojoek

Elmer Blooker wrote: »

I would think it won't be too long before the thieves are in handcuffs.

Pink fluffy ones.