Chinese wedding night

MonkieSocks

A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin.

Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.


'My darring,' he whispers,

'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten.

I promise you, I give you anyting you want,

I do anyting - juss anyting you want.

You juss ask... Whatchu want?' he says,

trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.


She eventually shyly whispers back,

'I want to try someting I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.'

More thoughtful silence, this time from him.


Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her....

'You wrant........Garlic Chicken wif flied lice?'

antodeco

Why are the communicating in English when they are both clearly Chinese

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antodeco wrote: »

Why are the communicating in English when they are both clearly Chinese

Thought the same, is bound to lead to confusion.

MonkieSocks

antodeco wrote: »

Why are the communicating in English when they are both clearly Chinese

Subtitles .....:p

Here's the original



一對年輕的中國夫婦結婚。她是處女。

說實話，他也是處女，但她不知道。

在他們的新婚之夜，當她的丈夫在黑暗中脫衣服時，她畏縮在床單下。

他爬到她旁邊的床上，試圖讓自己放心。


“我的寶貝，”他小聲說，

``我知道你會花時間和漿果飛奔。

我向你保證，我給你你想要的任何東西，

我隨便-隨便你想。

你問我...想要什麼？他說，

試圖聽起來富有經驗和世俗，他希望這能打動她。

一個沉思的沉默隨之而來，他耐心地（急切地）等待她的請求。


她最終害羞地低語道，

“我想嘗試一些我聽說過的來自奇怪女孩的東西……Numbaa69。”

這次，他更加體貼的沉默。


最終，他困惑地問她。

“你想.............大蒜雞要飛蝨嗎？”

GlenCurtis

That is funny but racism

Sam Quentin

Why do so many Chinese in England live in Harrow?::
Because when they get of the plane and jump into the taxi all excited,they say Harrow taxi-man..

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