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Toilet

  • 07-10-2019 7:53pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭


    A man goes out drinking one night and gets blackout drunk.

    He wakes up the next morning to find that he has lost his credit card.

    He needs to get it back but he got so drunk he doesn't remember which bar he ended up at.

    The only thing he remembers is that the bar had a golden toilet.


    He walks into down and goes into one bar and asked the barman,

    "Excuse me, this is a weird question, but do you happen to have a golden toilet here?"

    "A golden toilet? I don't think so," the barman said, giving him a strange look.


    The man walked into another bar,"Excuse me, you don't happen to have a golden toilet here, do you?" said the man.

    "A golden toilet, huh? Don't be ridiculous."


    This continues all day until finally the man walks into a bar all the way on the other side of town.

    He asks the barman: "Excuse me, I know this is going to sound strange, but do you have a golden toilet here?

    I got really drunk last night and left my credit card at a bar with a golden toilet."

    The barman smiles, turns around and yells, "Hey Bill, I think we found the guy who took a shlt in your tuba!"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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