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If all global infrastructure collapses. What can I have?

  • 19-09-2019 6:56pm
    #1
    Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭


    If a hard Brexit is followed by a new Ebola Plague Consumption thing and the only option left is to loot farms and buildings. What can I/we have?

    I know we have a lot of cows, lambs, chickens and piggies. So it'll be meat based meals morning noon and night. Hopefully Neven Maguire can hand out leaflets for tasty lamb dishes during this Apocalypse.

    Tic tacs and boner pills for dessert? :)

    No tea or coffee anymore? :mad:

    No avocado toast or spices of any kind.

    What can I have? Am I ****ed for the End of Days?


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  • #2
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    A tin of spam would be much easier than catching, killing, butchering and cooking a pig.


  • #3
    s7ryf3925pivug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭s7ryf3925pivug


    When I imagine post apocalyptic scenarios I'm defending my home and stockpiled goods, dealing with local gangs.

    I usually imagine a sniper/look-out nest on my roof. Which is odd because what I'm actually doing is getting a patio installed.


  • #4
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,059 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Think I'd prefer just to go out with the blast.

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #5
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    The humble potato


  • #6
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    An iodine pill

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • #7
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,427 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    need to learn how to grow your own, and smoke it.


  • #8
    _Kaiser_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,088 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    TheValeyard wrote: »
    Think I'd prefer just to go out with the blast.

    Completely. Living in a post-apocalyptic wasteland where law has broken down completely and everyone is out for themselves doesn't sound like much fun.

    I'd be completely useless anyway without shops and modern technologies to support me so I'd be one of the first to be eaten or sold into slavery or something.

    Quick instant death for me. Leave the aftermath to the mutants and the roaming gangs.


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