Slow clap

The thread title says it all.

Autosport

The day the music died.

Deebles McBeebles

W....T....F*ck?

Gregor Samsa

Boooooooooooooooooo! Booooooooooooooo!


And I had such a zinger to say about Jaffa Cakes.

Deebles McBeebles

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

Boooooooooooooooooo! Booooooooooooooo!


And I had such a zinger to say about Jaffa Cakes.

Go on then...

Autosport

I can’t even look at the pack of hob nobs beside me now

Autosport

Autosport wrote: »

I can’t even look at the pack of hob nobs beside me now

I sure can. Delicious any time of day.

normanoffside

Get a sense of humour mods.

honeybear

Autosport wrote: »

I can’t even look at the pack of hob nobs beside me now

I can’t look at my bitcoin (winning) bet!

adox

It just takes the biscuit!

Leg End Reject

We'll all be next.

odyssey06

Biscuit bandits need to get back in their biscuit TIN!
I am slow clapping them.
But then I am lazy and clap slowly always.

Earthhorse

AH mods must work as traffic wardens in real life.

I don’t blame any other mods. Poor ted had to do what he was assigned to do.

Gregor Samsa

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Go on then...

Balance is restored. So I’ve moved my comment back to the competition thread.

Ruined a perfectly good abortion joke though. Thanks mods.

Deebles McBeebles

So 2 people banned and then sudden thread closure.....if it was April 1st...

Uncharted

I'm made up that I got the last comment in.

Leg End Reject

Back open!

IAMAMORON

What happened to the foooooooking biscuit thread?

What the holy fúck is going on ?

This is bullshít

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Takes aways from the thwarted competion:

Mikados are an Irish classic that the population knows and loves.

Rich Teas are a titan of the biscuit world.

Yellow Snacks are beloved by good people.

Toffee Pops are tasty and dirty.

adox

It’s like being knocked out in the quarter final by an offside goal.

normanoffside

Earthhorse wrote: »

AH mods must work as traffic wardens in real life.

Humourless. They probably eat rich tea

Necro

Hangs up BEO badge

Ah well, twas fun while it lasted.

Panthro

Just take the antibiotics really really slowly and it'll cure overtime.
And also, you should notify both hands that they may be infected.

Deebles McBeebles

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

It seems so hollow now, but the guy who invented Jaffa Cakes went on to try to invent a time machine, so he could go back in time and convince his mother to have an abortion, such was his shame. The irony is that the orange goo in Jaffa Cakes is made of abortions.

Brilliant. I even managed a proper laugh before my mind went back to what life has become. Its so cold.

odyssey06

adox wrote: »

It’s like being knocked out in the quarter final by an offside goal.

And the strange thing is you were playing hurling.

Earthhorse

normanoffside wrote: »

Humourless. They probably eat rich tea

Well, I guess they’re not all bad.