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Goose Hunting

  • 27-08-2019 12:24pm
    #1
    Prince Andrew
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 10 ✭


    Hello dear members of the online community of Boards.ie.

    I am going through some changes in my life at the moment. Quite recently I had to endure the death of a close and personal friend who had been incarcerated against his will in a large prison in America. I miss him very much.

    When I am not organising backhanded international trade deals with shady business men I quite enjoy to unwind and take in some wild goose hunting with some of my sleazy Arab friends. They are often lookind to retreat from their weekend habits of defecating on young wannabe models in expensive hotel suites in Dubai or Abu Dhabi. They often feel soiled and unwell after shouting at their bodyguards to have their western whores removed from the room once the golden showers are over.

    How do you like to unwind?


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  • #2
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Wait, is it golden showers or defecating?


  • #3
    Feisar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,787 ✭✭✭Feisar


    And here i thought you were going to extol the virtues of a good 10 bore, while our for a spot of goose shooting on a Scottish moor.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • #4
    Feisar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,787 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Wait, is it golden showers or defecating?

    You hear that all the time, that Instagram "models" spend most of their time wiping away skid marks.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • #5
    wiggle16
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,022 Mod ✭✭✭✭wiggle16


    Prince Andrew wrote: »
    I am going through some changes in my life at the moment.

    I feel ya. Menopause affects us all differently, OP.


  • #6
    odyssey06
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,949 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    I think the time has come for you to go BACK to your family.

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    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



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  • #7
    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    Yeah, go back to Sarah and suck her toes like a real man.


  • #8
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,193 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Let my people go!! :mad:


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    He's just on a wild goose chase, Jim.

    I won't let him near you. :)


  • #10
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,193 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Candie wrote: »
    He's just on a wild goose chase, Jim.

    I won't let him near you. :)

    If Lord Percy d'Servant-Spanker above makes a go for me, I'll peck the arse of him. :mad:


  • #11
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    jimgoose wrote: »
    If Lord Percy d'Servant-Spanker above makes a go for me, I'll peck the arse of him. :mad:

    The fear is that he'd enjoy it. :(


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  • #12
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,193 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Candie wrote: »
    The fear is that he'd enjoy it. :(

    Well, at least an enraged goose getting medieval on his upper-class arse would be entertaining! :D

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  • #13
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    duck jim, duck


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