Question For The Ladies About My Penus

Ecce No Homo

Hi ladiez,

I'm an outgoing confident guy with a good personality and a very fat, long dong. Sometimes for the craic I go online and post videos where I spit on my wang and spin it around and around and around.

Anyway, quick question: I feel like my testicles have shrunk up into my body in the last few years, probably because since I moved to Ireland I've started drinking a lot, especially stout, and I believe after talking to a lot of Irish guys that their balls have shrank too due to estrogen dominance.

So, ladiez, a well hung stallion like myself with a great body (my mother said I looked better when I was younger) but with teeny tiny little balls, would you have sex with me a second time?

Only ladiez to answer please. No men in here.

Leg End Reject

Penus?

Reads like a warped hybrid of Flash & Losty...

Zaph

Ecce No Homo wrote: »

would you have sex with me a second time?

It's a pretty big assumption that they'd have sex with you a first time.

Wheety

You'd easily know the kids are on school holidays.

Insect Overlord

Jesus tap-dancing Christ...

EmmetSpiceland

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Reads like a warped hybrid of Flash & Losty...

You are “obsessed”, man.

Probably too late to go for a walk now but, seriously, do yourself a favour and turn off the PC.

Maybe try a short “guided” meditation on YouTube before going to sleep. It might make you feel better.

Purple Mountain

Wheety wrote: »

You'd easily know the kids are on school holidays.

Another month of it to endure, Wheety.

LETHAL LADY

Only if I could wear my magnification goggles.

Strumms

It’s more then guided meditation, probably guided medication and a guided walk to an ambu...

EmmetSpiceland

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

You are “obsessed”, man.

Probably too late to go for a walk now but, seriously, do yourself a favour and turn off the PC.

Maybe try a short “guided” meditation on YouTube before going to sleep. It might make you feel better.

You're always there staunchly defending the scutter junkies, "pal". Anyway, persona #4 doesn't have much going for it. I'm sure there will be further inane experiments down the line.

Ecce No Homo

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Only if I could wear my magnification goggles.

Thank You. Spanish by birth but currently live in Letterkenny. Where you from hot stuff?

Leg End Reject

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

You are “obsessed”, man.

Probably too late to go for a walk now but, seriously, do yourself a favour and turn off the PC.

Maybe try a short “guided” meditation on YouTube before going to sleep. It might make you feel better.

"What's" "the" "story" "with" "the" "inverted" "commas" "?"

Sorry about that

Accent is rubbish, but thanking yourself in first post is cute, in fairness.

LETHAL LADY

Ecce No Homo wrote: »

Thank You. Spanish by birth but currently live in Letterkenny. Where you from hot stuff?

Hackballscross

Ecce No Homo

Sorry about that wrote: »

Accent is rubbish, but thanking yourself in first post is cute, in fairness.

I don't understand but I think maybe you want to have sex with me a second time? I can be a cutie, also rough like Denzel Washington in Demolition Man (I hope I don't reveal my age to you).

You ever seen a big long wet wang spinning and spinning and spinning in HD baby?

Zaph

Ecce No Homo wrote: »

like Denzel Washington in Demolition Man

Wesley Snipes was in Demolition Man, not Denzel Washington.

Necro

What sort of nutters do they let into this place nowadays...

1 euro. If they charged 1 euro to register going forward I can only imagine the magical change on the site.

Mam of 4

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You ever seen a big long wet wang spinning and spinning and spinning in HD baby?[/quote]

Is that called doing "The Helicopter" ?
Keep swinging it and hopefully you'll fly off home...

Sorry about that

Ecce No Homo wrote: »

I don't understand but I think maybe you want to have sex with me a second time? I can be a cutie, also rough like Denzel Washington in Demolition Man (I hope I don't reveal my age to you).

You ever seen a big long wet wang spinning and spinning and spinning in HD baby?

You’re still really funny Johnny, bould out.

Ecce No Homo

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Is that called doing "The Helicopter" ?
Keep swinging it and hopefully you'll fly off home...

Maybe we'll fly home to Letterkenny together? Are you single? You don't mind about the balls?

Sardonicat

Insect Overlord wrote: »

Jesus tap-dancing Christ...

Not tap-dancing. Fat dong spinning, I believe. Would choose the tap dancer if I was forced to pick one

ToddyDoody

Ecce No Homo wrote: »

Thank You. Spanish by birth but currently live in Letterkenny. Where you from hot stuff?

My racist friend does say the Spanish are too randy.

jimmycrackcorm

Zaph wrote: »

It's a pretty big assumption that they'd have sex with you a first time.

Could be a tourist attraction, like the Guinness storehouse, except for shrunken testicles

ILoveYourVibes

Ecce No Homo wrote: »

Hi ladiez,

I'm an outgoing confident guy with a good personality and a very fat, long dong. Sometimes for the craic I go online and post videos where I spit on my wang and spin it around and around and around.

Anyway, quick question: I feel like my testicles have shrunk up into my body in the last few years, probably because since I moved to Ireland I've started drinking a lot, especially stout, and I believe after talking to a lot of Irish guys that their balls have shrank too due to estrogen dominance.

So, ladiez, a well hung stallion like myself with a great body (my mother said I looked better when I was younger) but with teeny tiny little balls, would you have sex with me a second time?

Only ladiez to answer please. No men in here.

Women don't care about your penis. Are you rich and generous ?? and preferably old and with a fragile heart?

blinding

Yes of course , what was the question again .

Sonny noggs

In before Bertie’s Whores

Edgware

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Women don't care about your penis. Are you rich and generous ?? and preferably old and with a fragile heart?

And a Will different and more updated than the one you left in the drawer for her to see, the wagon

ILoveYourVibes

blinding wrote: »

Yes of course , what was the question again .

do ze leydis like a penus

blinding

Ecce No Homo wrote: »

Hi ladiez,

I'm an outgoing confident guy with a good personality and a very fat, long dong. Sometimes for the craic I go online and post videos where I spit on my wang and spin it around and around and around.

Anyway, quick question: I feel like my testicles have shrunk up into my body in the last few years, probably because since I moved to Ireland I've started drinking a lot, especially stout, and I believe after talking to a lot of Irish guys that their balls have shrank too due to estrogen dominance.

So, ladiez, a well hung stallion like myself with a great body (my mother said I looked better when I was younger) but with teeny tiny little balls, would you have sex with me a second time?

Only ladiez to answer please. No men in here.

Try some Peanuts in the Penus .

That should help !

ILoveYourVibes

Too much time is spent on the external.


A lot can be learned from this simple clip.

Focus on your skills.


Your talent. Stop arsing around on a forum. Learn to do something. A craft.

It takes BALLS to sing like this.

Barna77

Manda huevos...

(no way to translate this )

ILoveYourVibes

Barna77 wrote: »

Manda huevos...

(no way to translate this )

Why translate when you take something literally!?

Baggly

Mod

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