What nicknames you put on your smartphones for aquaintances both business and family/

Don't actually dox them or call them out

Are they apt nicknames?

Nicknames for my acquainted inclyde

toerag,
smelly fella
Dinkydirt

nthclare

Kildare Michelle

Michelle Dublin

Michelle Garden Center

Michelle Tinder

Michelle Bumble

Michelle POF

Michelle Ennis

Woke Hogan

I changed my kids' nicknames to "Crockett" and "Tubbs" on Facebook messenger. My son is Crockett because he loves wearing pink shirts and my daughter is Tubbs because she's put on a bit of weight in the past decade or so, but I told her it's because she has curly hair.

uch

I have me best mate down as Bastárd, so when anyone sees it ringing I can say it's just some Bastárd ringing me and prove it

Deebles McBeebles

My contacts list is sacred so only full names are used. Middle names included. Surname first because I'm not an animal.

Omackeral

My bit on the side is called Pizza Hut Delivery. Doesn't look sussy having that in the phone.

retro:electro

Bin day brigade

TheValeyard

nthclare wrote: »

Kildare Michelle

Michelle Dublin

Michelle Garden Center

Michelle Tinder

Michelle Bumble

Michelle POF

Michelle Ennis

Bet you they are all your number

uch

Also Have my house number down as Fancy Woman, the missus went mad the first time she saw my fancy woman ringing me

nthclare

TheValeyard wrote: »

Bet you they are all your number

Shoosh don't tell anyone

Strumms

Omackeral wrote: »

My bit on the side is called Pizza Hut Delivery. Doesn't look sussy having that in the phone.

It will look sussy when you get caught asking ‘what have you got on?’ And the answer isn’t ‘double pepperoni, Swiss cheese and red onion’.

JohnnyFlash

Buddy, pal, dude, and amigo.

_blaaz

I dont save numbers


Any number i dont recognise i dont answer....but ive an unreal memory for numbers....so recognise the 20 or so most common numbers that ring/text.me

mad muffin

Sugar tits.

fmpisces

Siblings and friends first names only. Parents - Ma and Da. Work colleagues - first names with the initials of our place of work and the ex just just his first initial because ugh

Bobblehats

The Stork is on my blocked list anyway

Sonny noggs

Woke Hogan wrote: »

I changed my kids' nicknames to "Crockett" and "Tubbs" on Facebook messenger. My son is Crockett because he loves wearing pink shirts and my daughter is Tubbs because she's put on a bit of weight in the past decade or so, but I told her it's because she has curly hair.

You have a healthy interest in your daughters weight.

Zaph

My wife and I met on Boards, so even after 10 years together she still has me as Zaph in her phone.

policarp

Zaph wrote: »

My wife and I met on Boards, so even after 10 years together she still has me as Zaph in her phone.

Zaph's fantastic.

sligojoek

Stabby - Mate from Limerick

Little Bollix - Cos he is.

ILoveYourVibes

The enforcer.

The agent.

Mr Black.

Colonel Mustard.

The Candlestick.

Your Face

Dodge Dardar

Scaldy Balls

David the Tart

The carrot

Yer Da sells Avon

Zaph wrote: »

My wife and I met on Boards, so even after 10 years together she still has me as Zaph in her phone.

That's alphabetically terrible.

When I had a girlfriend, I prefixed her name with "aaaahhh, it's..." thus making sure that she always (for want of a better phrase) came first.

And by God, I'll do the same again. That's right, ladies.

Arghus

Am I the only one who thought the thread was going to be about what do you call your phone?

JustAThought

Arghus wrote: »

Am I the only one who thought the thread was going to be about what do you call your phone?

No!!! I actually only read it because I coln't imagine wneople could name their phones!

You are not alone my friend!

ILoveYourVibes

Arghus wrote: »

Am I the only one who thought the thread was going to be about what do you call your phone?

I never thought that.

JustAThought

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

I never thought that.

You too are not alone!

Arghus

JustAThought wrote: »

No!!! I actually only read it because I coln't imagine wneople could name their phones!

You are not alone my friend!

Curiosity made me click on it.

"Who would name their fcking phone?"

JustAThought

Arghus wrote: »

Curiosity made me click on it.

"Who would name their fcking phone?"

Our washing machine used have a name but workphones?That's just messed up.

764dak

I use first and last names for everybody except family members and organizations.

Woke Hogan

Sonny noggs wrote: »

You have a healthy interest in your daughters weight.

I am concerned with both of my children's health, yes.

Sonny noggs

Woke Hogan wrote: »

I am concerned with both of my children's health, yes.

Great to see.

policarp

JustAThought wrote: »

You too are not alone!

You two are not alone.

Always Tired

My weed dealer said not to save his name as anything sketchy, so I have him saved as Mr. Nice Guy. He's actually a bit of a prick tho tbh. if he doesn't stop taking so long I'm going to save it as drug dealer and let the chips fall where they may. The fcuk you mean you're out having dinner with your family, man? Hurry UP!