What do you do?

khaldrogo

You are cooking spaghetti. The spaghetti is cooked and you start draining the water off the spaghetti over the sink. The entire lot of cooked spaghetti falls into the sink. There is a couple of used dishes in the sink.

What do you do?

fermanagh_man

khaldrogo wrote: »

You are cooking spaghetti. The spaghetti is cooked and you start draining the water off the spaghetti over the sink. The entire lot of cooked spaghetti falls into the sink. There is a couple of used dishes in the sink.

What do you do?

10 second rule always

Breaston Plants

khaldrogo wrote: »

You are cooking spaghetti. The spaghetti is cooked and you start draining the water off the spaghetti over the sink. The entire lot of cooked spaghetti falls into the sink. There is a couple of used dishes in the sink.

What do you do?

Have a cup of tea and a ****.

corner of hells

khaldrogo wrote: »

You are cooking spaghetti. The spaghetti is cooked and you start draining the water off the spaghetti over the sink. The entire lot of cooked spaghetti falls into the sink. There is a couple of used dishes in the sink.

What do you do?

Takeaway.Chipper or Chinese.

kowloon

Feed spaghetti to my chickens. It's like tasty wriggly fun for them. I give it to my rooster and he shares it out to his hens. He likes to feel useful.

kneemos

Buy a colander.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

It's only spaghetti, throw on another batch. It's hardly a culinary masterpiece,

buckwheat

Rinse it off with boiling water and eat it

Twenty Grand

I dropped a full plate of spag bol on the floor once.
Scraped it back onto my plate and ate it.

Waste not want not.

Snow Garden

kneemos wrote: »

Buy a colander.

Put the pasta into a colander or sieve and pour boiling water over it.

Simples.

corner of hells

kowloon wrote: »

Feed spaghetti to my chickens. It's like tasty wriggly fun for them. I give it to my rooster and he shares it out to his hens. He likes to feel useful.

Catch chicken and roast , everyone's a winner except the chicken.

Bin it and boil more.

ToddyDoody

Make it again.

Hope no-one saw.

or....

Give it a rinse. Good as new.

mad muffin

Burn the house down so no one will know your shame…

dartboardio

Id order takeaway and pay more attention next time

Sinus pain

Rinse it with hot water

RobbingBandit

Curse Richard Dawkins and Ragugu the flying spaghetti monster

ILoveYourVibes

Call 999.

seamusk84

Scoop it up, back in the pot.
Maybe boil it again for a couple of minutes depending on how dirty the dishes in the sink were.
Be grand.

Timberrrrrrrr

The question on everyone's lips



What did YOU do op?

branie2

Clean them up

s4uv3

Buy a colander.

ILoveYourVibes

I have just realized something. Not once in my entire life has anyone ever mistaken me for a call girl. I feel unattractive. What am I doing wrong? Don't answer I don't deserve to know.

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID OP??? DO YOU SEE DO YOU EVEN SEE!?

SPAGHETTI ?? LIKE PASTA???

Alf Veedersane

Blast it with píss.

Alf Veedersane

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Blast it with píss.

ILYV?

Great idea. You first.

Alf Veedersane

JayZeus wrote: »

ILYV?

I'm not sure how you can love my vagina when I don't have one.

ILoveYourVibes

JayZeus wrote: »

“Look at me! Look at me!”

Try the little red and yellow pills tomorrow.

Stop looking for my attention by quoting me...you have to flatter me outrageously and buy me nice things.

Also dude stop quoting me for my attention.

Alf Veedersane

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

I'm not sure how you can love my vagina when I don't have one.

Hold on a minute... I just need to chuck some pasta here...

ILoveYourVibes

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Stop looking for my attention by quoting me...you have to flatter me outrageously and buy me nice things.

Also dude stop quoting me for my attention.

The irony.

ILoveYourVibes

JayZeus wrote: »

The irony.

I don't come on here to be bullied by people partic those who make fun of mental illness. I come on here for good vibes and to give good vibes.

You don't like me please put me on ignore as i am doing to you now.

ILoveYourVibes

Anesthetize

I'd try to claim compensation.

Yer Da sells Avon

fermanagh_man wrote: »

10 second rule always

The 10 second rule applies to floors, not sinks. And certainly not a sink containing used dishes.

Yer Da sells Avon

Yer Da sells Avon wrote: »

The 10 second rule applies to floors, not sinks. And certainly not a sink containing used dishes.

Used dishes containing food you have already put into your mouth.

The floor contains bacteria from things like dogsh1t. You're right that the 10 second rule doesn't apply to sinks with used dishes, because the time frame there should be unlimited.

Graces7

kowloon wrote: »

Feed spaghetti to my chickens. It's like tasty wriggly fun for them. I give it to my rooster and he shares it out to his hens. He likes to feel useful.

what a lovely image and so true! Takes me happily back to my chicken keeping days.

twignme

Why hadn’t the wife/girlfriend washed the dirty dishes?

Graces7

ToddyDoody wrote: »

Make it again.

Hope no-one saw.

or....

Give it a rinse. Good as new.

better far than wasting it..

blinding

Was the Horse Head still in the sink ?

khaldrogo

It was herself that did it!! Luckily I was there when it happened as she was in the process of scrapping it up out of the sink!!! Can't believe I married her.

It got binned and remade.

spodoinkle

khaldrogo wrote: »

You are cooking spaghetti. The spaghetti is cooked and you start draining the water off the spaghetti over the sink. The entire lot of cooked spaghetti falls into the sink. There is a couple of used dishes in the sink.

What do you do?

How long have the dishes been in the sink?

If its a day or longer, in the summer, you need to bleach that spaghetti, before you eat it

the beer revolu

It dismays me to see how quickly people throw food away.
It just needed a rinse with a kettle full of water.

NeinNeinNein

Get divorced.

magic_murph

khaldrogo wrote: »

You are cooking spaghetti. The spaghetti is cooked and you start draining the water off the spaghetti over the sink. The entire lot of cooked spaghetti falls into the sink. There is a couple of used dishes in the sink.

What do you do?

Have a potato waffle and stop trying to cook foreign foods that are way beyond your talent as a cook.
You should be ashamed of yourself.

kowloon

Roman Thoughtless Gold wrote: »

It's only spaghetti, throw on another batch. It's hardly a culinary masterpiece,

I would do the same, but I always have a strategic pasta reserve. Perhaps the OP is one of those living daangerously types who waits until they're out before they buy more. Sickening as they are, these people exist.

Bigbagofcans

Pasta la vista, baby.

You should have been COMPLETELY INEBRIATED DRUNK before even handling the spaghetti. That's the answer the OP is looking for. /close thread

A Tyrant Named Miltiades!

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Used dishes containing food you have already put into your mouth.

The floor contains bacteria from things like dogsh1t. You're right that the 10 second rule doesn't apply to sinks with used dishes, because the time frame there should be unlimited.

Nope.

The sink is about the filthiest place in your home in terms of providing a breeding for dangerous bacteria, second only to the sponges/rags (which often, coincidentally, also predominantly reside in the sink) used to clean dishes.

I'm not someone who's a germaphobe or clean freak but I wouldn't be eating any food that fell into my sink.

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/health/877437/bacteria-infection-deadly-ecoli-salmonella-plughole

xiba vajo

Yer Da sells Avon wrote: »

The 10 second rule applies to floors, not sinks. And certainly not a sink containing used dishes.

applies more to food consistency, more than anything, biscuits or dry pasta would be grand for a while, cooked pasta would pick up any bacteria it was going to pretty much straight away,

did we find out was there detergent in the sink? if not just a quick rinse and itll be grand...

wiggle16

I'd invite someone I don't like over for dinner.

BrokenArrows

khaldrogo wrote: »

You are cooking spaghetti. The spaghetti is cooked and you start draining the water off the spaghetti over the sink. The entire lot of cooked spaghetti falls into the sink. There is a couple of used dishes in the sink.

What do you do?

Go back in time and not be an idiot.

Rubberchikken

i dont eat spaghetti but if so then id cook some chips instead and hope the spaghetti slides down the drain:);)