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Decorum in Irish airport bars

  • 10-06-2019 7:11pm
    #1
    Site Banned Posts: 725 ✭✭✭


    Paddy and Mary really let themselves down. I had the misfortune to visit an airport bar last week, flying out at 6am to attend important business meetings. The "gentlemen" were staggering around the place swilling and spilling their drink. The "ladies" were more like tramps, the type you might **** with a condom on after a few too many beverages. It was most disagreeable. Have you encountered such uncouth scenes? I must choose the airport lounge next time for a more refined experience.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭Dexter2019


    Balanadan wrote: »
    Paddy and Mary really let themselves down. I had the misfortune to visit an airport bar last week, flying out at 6am to attend important business meetings. The "gentlemen" were staggering around the place swilling and spilling their drink. The "ladies" were more like tramps, the type you might **** with a condom on after a few too many beverages. It was most disagreeable. Have you encountered such uncouth scenes? I must choose the airport lounge next time for a more refined experience.

    Did you take off your shoes before entering After Hours?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,949 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    Ah Paddy its yourself... jaysus you made some show of yourself in the airport bar last week.

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,646 ✭✭✭_blaaz


    Balanadan wrote: »
    Paddy and Mary really let themselves down. I had the misfortune to visit an airport bar last week, flying out at 6am to attend important business meetings. The "gentlemen" were staggering around the place swilling and spilling their drink. The "ladies" were more like tramps, the type you might **** with a condom on after a few too many beverages. It was most disagreeable. Have you encountered such uncouth scenes? I must choose the airport lounge next time for a more refined experience.

    Enough about the pilots...what were the passengers like


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭Red_Wake


    If you had ever been in the lounge you'd know the dough balls outclass the alcohol by at least the class of a beluga caviar.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,586 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Get sick at the smell if drink at that hour,never mind drinking the stuff.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭Snotty


    3 out of 10
    More effort needed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,046 ✭✭✭Berserker


    Snotty wrote: »
    3 out of 10. More effort needed

    I think the thread can be molded into a decent Ryanair bashing thread with a little tlc.


  • Site Banned Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Balanadan


    Dexter2019 wrote: »
    Did you take off your shoes before entering After Hours?

    Most certainly not, and I'll wipe my feet on the way out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I'm so posh I only fly from London


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Balanadan wrote: »
    Paddy and Mary really let themselves down. I had the misfortune to visit an airport bar last week, flying out at 6am to attend important business meetings. The "gentlemen" were staggering around the place swilling and spilling their drink. The "ladies" were more like tramps, the type you might **** with a condom on after a few too many beverages. It was most disagreeable. Have you encountered such uncouth scenes? I must choose the airport lounge next time for a more refined experience.

    Just shows, the use and abuse of alcohol isn't the defining factor when it comes to having a modicum of class...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,200 ✭✭✭imme


    They'll let anyone fly these days.

    People going to business meetings and people going to important business meetings.

    Seriously though,
    Some people should no better and behave better.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    biko wrote: »
    I'm so posh I only fly from London

    and thumb to get there in the first place.....:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭Sonny noggs


    OP, how did the ‘important business meetings’ go?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,977 ✭✭✭mikemac2


    Balanadan wrote: »
    flying out at 6am to attend important business meetings.

    You’re no Aongus Von Bismarck


  • Site Banned Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Balanadan


    OP, how did the ‘important business meetings’ go?

    Very well. I made some great deals.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,046 ✭✭✭Berserker


    Balanadan wrote: »
    Very well. I made some great deals.

    Donald, is that you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,825 ✭✭✭LirW


    Clicked on the thread, read OP, scroll 3 comments down, got bored, went back to AH, clicked on it again to double check if this is Anghus Von Bismarck, was disappointed.


  • Site Banned Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Balanadan


    Who is this Angus Van Besmirch that you refer to?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,489 ✭✭✭Yamanoto


    Balanadan wrote: »
    I must choose the airport lounge next time for a more refined experience.

    DAA & Aer Club lounges are like the Ritz

    Make sure the Missus wears the tiara


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 232 ✭✭jcorr


    Is this going to be one of those threads where pintman paddy losty and Johnny flash keep showing up to tell us how great their sex life is or how smelly a dump they have?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn II


    Balanadan wrote: »
    Paddy and Mary really let themselves down. I had the misfortune to visit an airport bar last week, flying out at 6am to attend important business meetings. The "gentlemen" were staggering around the place swilling and spilling their drink. The "ladies" were more like tramps, the type you might **** with a condom on after a few too many beverages. It was most disagreeable. Have you encountered such uncouth scenes? I must choose the airport lounge next time for a more refined experience.

    So

    Why were you in the bar?


  • Posts: 3,637 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Caught. Rapid.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn II


    jcorr wrote: »
    Is this going to be one of those threads where pintman paddy losty and Johnny flash keep showing up to tell us how great their sex life is or how smelly a dump they have?

    Well. Yes. That’s every thread.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn II


    I’ll be honest with you,op. When I’m travelling at 6am it’s past security and straight to the gate with me. Not sure I’d take get up even earlier to take detour to watch Mary and Paddy get boisterous in the only pub open at that hour. And if i did I’d keep it quiet.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 474 ✭✭Former Observer


    Was in Airport bar in Dublin flying out to Moldovia about three months ago. All the Moldovian lads were lashing back 6 euro Heinekens. Only myself on the stout. Stole two packets of crisps (Keoghs). Nice lads in fairness.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Balanadan wrote: »
    Paddy and Mary really let themselves down. I had the misfortune to visit an airport bar last week, flying out at 6am to attend important business meetings. The "gentlemen" were staggering around the place swilling and spilling their drink. The "ladies" were more like tramps, the type you might **** with a condom on after a few too many beverages. It was most disagreeable. Have you encountered such uncouth scenes? I must choose the airport lounge next time for a more refined experience.

    Sounds like they were....travellers...:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,529 ✭✭✭recyclebin


    jcorr wrote: »
    Is this going to be one of those threads where pintman paddy losty and Johnny flash keep showing up to tell us how great their sex life is or how smelly a dump they have?

    Don't be running down the boys. They're making After Hours great again.


  • Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    jcorr wrote: »
    Is this going to be one of those threads where pintman paddy losty and Johnny flash keep showing up to tell us how great their sex life is or how smelly a dump they have?

    An adolescent laughing at his own wind.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    An adolescent laughing at his own wind.

    Don’t know about Paddy, but I’m living rent free inside your head!!! Stick me on ignore there, fella, for the good of your nerves. You take the whole AH thing very seriously. Would a game of pitch and putt or something cheer you up?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,209 ✭✭✭✭JohnCleary


    Balanadan wrote: »
    Paddy and Mary really let themselves down. I had the misfortune to visit an airport bar last week, flying out at 6am to attend important business meetings. The "gentlemen" were staggering around the place swilling and spilling their drink. The "ladies" were more like tramps, the type you might **** with a condom on after a few too many beverages. It was most disagreeable. Have you encountered such uncouth scenes? I must choose the airport lounge next time for a more refined experience.

    If you were really going to 'important business meetings', you'd have been in the lounge, not the bar.

    1/10


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,059 ✭✭✭✭Spanish Eyes


    Ah it was Justin and Saoirse off the leash from the perfect kids for a few days.

    As long as they don't interfere with me I don't care.

    I have to take a Gaviscon to look at the Pint drinkers at 9am or earlier and the prosecco bunch too, but sure isn't that part of their holiday to be doing something out of their timetable!

    If they get messy I am not impressed, and hope to Jayzis they are not on my plane, but then again I'm perfect lol!


  • Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Don’t know about Paddy, but I’m living rent free inside your head!!! Stick me on ignore there, fella, for the good of your nerves. You take the whole AH thing very seriously. Would a game of pitch and putt or something cheer you up?

    I'm not in the habit of monopolising threads to have an extended natter with myself. Your 'Identity' parody has run its course.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,013 ✭✭✭✭James Brown


    Balanadan wrote: »
    Paddy and Mary really let themselves down. I had the misfortune to visit an airport bar last week, flying out at 6am to attend important business meetings. The "gentlemen" were staggering around the place swilling and spilling their drink. The "ladies" were more like tramps, the type you might **** with a condom on after a few too many beverages. It was most disagreeable. Have you encountered such uncouth scenes? I must choose the airport lounge next time for a more refined experience.

    If you changed it to say you were english or in Fine Gael you might get more traction.
    D+ for effort.


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