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Easiest Career Paths!?

  • 07-06-2019 12:50am
    #1
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,211 ✭✭✭✭


    Assistant golf professional

    Public notary

    Accounting Clerk

    Fundraiser (Its fun too!)


Comments

  • #2
    Autecher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,960 ✭✭✭Autecher


    Being a full time mother is a piece of píss




  • #3
    gwalk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,107 ✭✭✭gwalk


    Autecher wrote: »
    Being a full time mother is a piece of piss

    Being a full time mad bastard is even easier


  • #4
    D3V!L
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,963 ✭✭✭D3V!L


    gwalk wrote: »
    Being a full time mad bastard is even easier

    You'll never get to Full time Legend status with an attitude like that !! :rolleyes:


  • #5
    Cina
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,388 ✭✭✭Cina


    Being a teacher

    *runs away*


  • #6
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Anything in the civil service.
    30 hr work weeks.
    6 weeks paid holidays.

    Job for life.

    Zero stress.

    75k a year after there 10/15 years.... sorted.

    Wasters, knew a lad working as a contractor in the dept. of Agriculture - he said he saw people in senior positions watching YT videos all day.

    Tax payers money folks!


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  • #7
    klaaaz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭klaaaz


    Being hired on who you know rather than what you know.


  • #8
    Kevhog1988
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,175 ✭✭✭Kevhog1988


    Health & Safety officer or Luas Driver


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Being an 'ethnic minority'. You don't even have to contribute to society.


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Saw this in action, get a job working for a council with a long coastline, beaches and a tourist industry make sure the council depo is a good distance away, when that is sorted get a job going around in a truck with your pal emptying and replacing the bins on the various remote beach car parks. Spend a good hour every day having your lunch parked up on one of the fabulous beaches just watching the world go by.


  • #11
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Being an 'ethnic minority'. You don't even have to contribute to society.

    That’s not a career, dude.


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  • #12
    Walter Bishop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭Walter Bishop


    Pornography historian.


  • #13
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    What's an assistant golf professional?

    Are they the lads who sell the Mars bars in the club shop?


  • #14
    BrokenArrows
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,501 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    There is an infinity of easy careers, if you can call them careers. But they just don't pay well.

    Like cashier in a shop. It's the easiest thing in the world. I did it as a student.


  • #15
    TitianGerm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,704 ✭✭✭✭TitianGerm


    Government Artist. Average enough pay but lots of free time.


  • #16
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Civil service "administration"

    Essentially people who lift one pile of completed government forms from one tray to another. And back again. Job for life as long as you can use a rubber stamp and lift piles of forms.

    Also Luas driver. Push green button to go. Push red button to stop.

    Interview....

    Man at desk: Are you color blind?
    Applicant: No.
    Man at desk: You've got the job.
    Applicant: Nice one.


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