Guilty pleasures.....

Tikki Wang Wang

Baby wipes to clean my anus after a sticky or very dry poo....

_blaaz

I sometimes add milk to my tea

D3V!L

Bathing in the blood of my enemies

Tombom1

Deciding to piss outside once in a while

A quiet pint of a week night.

mightyreds

Tombom1 wrote: »

Deciding to piss outside once in a while

Is that you Sean?

hairyslug

Sit down wee

The Satanist

D3V!L wrote: »

Bathing in the blood of my enemies

Interesting

matchthis

Replace salt with castor sugar in the shaker at the mother in laws house. Can be the following day before the wife tells me I have to stop. Bisto mixed with the coffee, that was another good one

NewbridgeIR

matchthis wrote: »

Replace salt with castor sugar in the shaker at the mother in laws house. Can be the following day before the wife tells me I have to stop. Bisto mixed with the coffee, that was another good one

I know someone who used p*ss in an iron. Lousy.

Force Carrier

NewbridgeIR wrote: »

I know someone who used p*ss in an iron. Lousy.

Someone else was in jacks and they were hard pressed to hold on?

s8n

matchthis wrote: »

Replace salt with castor sugar in the shaker at the mother in laws house. Can be the following day before the wife tells me I have to stop. Bisto mixed with the coffee, that was another good one

You sound like a hoot !!

(Not)

Ninthlife

NewbridgeIR wrote: »

I know someone who used p*ss in an iron. Lousy.

Did they end up giving them the steam off their piss

NewbridgeIR

Force Carrier wrote: »

Someone else was in jacks and they were hard pressed to hold on?

It was a house share in the mid 90s. There was a plastic beaker that they'd fill with water to pour into the iron. Yer man p*ssed in it "for the laugh" and they ended up throwing away the clothes because they couldn't get the smell out.

Working class heroes

Dry roasted peanuts and mackerel sambos.

Ninthlife

NewbridgeIR wrote: »

It was a house share in the mid 90s. There was a plastic beaker that they'd fill with water to pour into the iron. Yer man p*ssed in it "for the laugh" and they ended up throwing away the clothes because they couldn't get the smell out.

That would boil my piss...

tuxy

NewbridgeIR wrote: »

It was a house share in the mid 90s. There was a plastic beaker that they'd fill with water to pour into the iron. Yer man p*ssed in it "for the laugh" and they ended up throwing away the clothes because they couldn't get the smell out.

Urine is something that washes out easy.
No facilities for washing clothes?

Hobosan

Melting butter in the microwave, pouring the contents into a bowl, defecating in the butter container, then re-pouring the butter back into the butter container and sticking it in the victims fridge.

Deebles McBeebles

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

Baby wipes to clean my anus after a sticky or very dry poo....

I'm with you until the last bit. After a hard days work though, oh yes.

Your Face

German suplexes

Dr. Bre

Walking around my house naked

Hector Savage

matchthis wrote: »

Replace salt with castor sugar in the shaker at the mother in laws house. Can be the following day before the wife tells me I have to stop. Bisto mixed with the coffee, that was another good one

Ah Uncle Albert ! how's it going ?

Hector Savage

Hobosan wrote: »

Melting butter in the microwave, pouring the contents into a bowl, defecating in the butter container, then re-pouring the butter back into the butter container and sticking it in the victims fridge.

Anyone who does that deserves a good kicking.

vile

Kintarō Hattori

Having an easy listening playlist that includes some Take That, Kylie Minogue, Ellie Goulding and others that I might not readily admit to. Now it's balanced with the likes of Nick Drake, Damien Jurado, Beck etc but still.

evil_seed

Creed and Nickleback

sbsquarepants

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

I'm with you until the last bit. After a hard days work though, oh yes.

Jaysus.

What do you do for a living that requires your arse to be baby wiped after it?:eek::eek::D

Deebles McBeebles

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Jaysus.

What do you do for a living that requires your arse to be baby wiped after it?:eek::eek::D

I work part-time as a Scat Master

Did you never get a case of sweaty arse after a long, hot day? Maybe I should have specified what I was wiping out of there

magic_murph

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

I work part-time as a Scat Master

Did you never get a case of sweaty arse after a long, hot day? Maybe I should have specified what I was wiping out of there

You had me at sweaty....

biko

Dr Pepper

sbsquarepants

I'm always scrubbing away with the old baby wipes - you could eat your dinner of my arse:D

Kintarō Hattori

biko wrote: »

Dr Pepper

How's that a guilty pleasure chief? It's delicious.

Beta Ray Bill

If I'm at an enemies house..... I've been known upper deck the Jax

magic_murph

listening to 30 seconds to Mars.
Pleasure soon turns to pain and annoyance but I will inevitably go back a repeat the offense.

also having a melted cheese, potato waffle and either Ham/rasher/Turkey rasher sambo.
Savage.

ziedth

Going for Afternoon Tea. It's a rip off of course and something old ladies do but I enjoy a nice coffee, cake and nice setting. I don't get to go too often but always enjoy it when I do

razorblunt

Little Mix.
I'll be damned if their music isn't brilliant!

sbsquarepants

razorblunt wrote: »

Little Mix.
I'll be damned if their music isn't brilliant!

Damned you are so!:eek:

Now if you were to say Taylor Swift.....:D

I have an awful soft spot for both Taylor Swift and rom-coms!

Deebles McBeebles

80's Bon Jovi.

razorblunt

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Damned you are so!:eek:

Now if you were to say Taylor Swift.....:D

I have an awful soft spot for both Taylor Swift and rom-coms!

You shout your mouth!

Guill

Every couple of months I get a craving that can't be helped, I always feel terrible after it.

Spicey bag

sbsquarepants

I knock off work at 1 on Fridays, collect the young one from school at 2.

Every couple of weeks I'm out the door like a man possessed and make a desperate dash for a certain garage on the N7 on the way to the school where I grab a sneaky doner kebab.

It's a measure of how boring my life has become that sometimes it's the absolute highlight of the whole week!:)

Tikki Wang Wang

sbsquarepants wrote: »

I'm always scrubbing away with the old baby wipes - you could eat your dinner of my arse:D

There are birds in Amsterdam that will do that if you pay them enough.

My job can be a bit serious so to counterbalance that I like to indulge occasionally with some trashy tv, or trashy novels, and sometimes trashy food.

Although if peanut M&M's aren't already a food group, they definitely should be.

Duane Dibbley

Counting in seconds how long it takes to take a piss.

or

Counting down from 10 - 0 to see if I can finish within that timeframe.

Dont know why I do it but I seem to like doing it.

Duane Dibbley

sbsquarepants wrote: »

I knock off work at 1 on Fridays, collect the young one from school at 2.

Every couple of weeks I'm out the door like a man possessed and make a desperate dash for a certain garage on the N7 on the way to the school where I grab a sneaky doner kebab.

It's a measure of how boring my life has become that sometimes it's the absolute highlight of the whole week!:)

Abrakebabra in Maxol at the Kill Junction?

sbsquarepants

Duane Dibbley wrote: »

Abrakebabra in Maxol at the Kill Junction?

The very one.

I might call in tomorrow - I have the goo for one now!

branie2

Baked beans mixed with potatoes

Grayson

Hector Savage wrote: »

Anyone who does that deserves a good kicking.

vile

Butter doesn't come in a tub. :rolleyes:

Hedgelayer

Catching a big bass or sea trout when fishing near savages and then putting the fish back alive and let it survive.

I used to fish with a muck savage he'd nearly die when I caught and released.....

I love Steps since I was 8 years old I know every single song off by heart I listen to them everyday and I can’t wait for there new album next week and tour so I can go my poor boyfriend is crying already

I went with him to Britney Spears al it’s only fair

valoren

I love the movie You've got Mail. I can't stand Meg Ryan and it is utter drivel but I get a weird nostalgia from watching it.

Deebles McBeebles

Duane Dibbley wrote: »

Counting in seconds how long it takes to take a piss.

or

Counting down from 10 - 0 to see if I can finish within that timeframe.

Dont know why I do it but I seem to like doing it.

A dangerous game, Duane. If you're pushing it to keep to a time you're likely to have "issues" there in later life. Be careful out there!

Duane Dibbley wrote: »

Abrakebabra in Maxol at the Kill Junction?

sbsquarepants wrote: »

The very one.

I might call in tomorrow - I have the goo for one now!

You deserve a better kebab SB, treat yo self!