Uri Geller has Brexit sorted...

py2006

Uri Geller tells Theresa May he will stop Brexit telepathically



Illusionist Uri Geller has told Theresa May he will “not allow” her to lead Britain out of the European Union.

In an open letter to the British prime minister, the Israeli-British TV personality said he felt “psychically and very strongly” that most Britons were anti-Brexit and vowed to stop the process “telepathically”.

He wrote: “I feel psychically and very strongly that most British people do not want Brexit.

“I love you very much but I will not allow you to lead Britain into Brexit.

“As much as I admire you, I will stop you telepathically from doing this — and believe me I am capable of executing it.

“Before I take this drastic course of action, I appeal to you to stop the process immediately while you still have a chance.”

Birneybau

Bender

BeerWolf

lol

biko

Uri Geller bending spoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=577WCemO300

Atlantic Dawn

I think it just might work, seems every bit as crazy as the daily goings on in the House Of Commons.

Mr E

I'd say they'll take all the help they can get at this stage.

Ten of Swords

Theresa May can hire some 'psychic bodyguards' to defend her from this.

Here is a documentary I saw on this,

One eyed Jack

There’s a joke about spooning in there somewhere

FTA69

F*ck off Uri, we all voted out.

force eleven

Two words for Geller. James Randi.

ancapailldorcha

FTA69 wrote: »

F*ck off Uri, we all voted out.

It was only 51.9% voted out.

ArchXStanton

Meh, the regime will just have another referendum, Its the new style democracy..

anawfulway

Birneybau wrote: »

Bender

Simple, yet brilliant.

FTA69

ancapailldorcha wrote: »

It was only 51.9% voted out.

Yeah it's hard to make that into a football chant though.

Yamanoto

Probably the only Israeli who manages to be creepier than Benjamin Netanyahu.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Wasn't he a friend of turbo child fancier Mickey Jackson?

Fcuk off big nose,you had your day.

mulbot

ancapailldorcha wrote: »

It was only 51.9% voted out.

Only is still the majority.

BorneTobyWilde

Now that Brexit looks doomed he is predicting it will not happen. He's the guy who predicts it will rain when the first few drops start to fall.
Magic

Avatar MIA

mulbot wrote: »

Only is still the majority.

Yes, but not the type of out. It was a moronic decision that didn't define what out meant. If only there had been a grown up that could have advised them. They wouldn't be living through the complete cluster fcuk they are now experiencing.

EmmetSpiceland

Hasn’t Geller been exposed as a fraud on a few occasions at this stage?

ancapailldorcha

mulbot wrote: »

Only is still the majority.

Quote me where I said it wasn't please.

RobbingBandit

**** off back to Brighton you two bit circus freak

Franz Von Peppercorn

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

Now that Brexit looks doomed he is predicting it will not happen. He's the guy who predicts it will rain when the first few drops start to fall.
Magic

Brexit will happen. No deal probably won’t but who knows?

BorneTobyWilde

Franz Von Peppercorn wrote: »

Brexit will happen. No deal probably won’t but who knows?

Won't happen. DUP won't support May's deal and it's the only one on the table. Others won't support it either and didn't they vote to take a no deal off the table, so that leaves only one out come, revoke article 50 and let the people vote on the available deal or remain.

Beasty

ancapailldorcha wrote: »

Quote me where I said it wasn't please.

You just said "it wasn't please"
:pac:

Avatar MIA

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

Won't happen. DUP won't support May's deal and it's the only one on the table. Others won't support it either and didn't they vote to take a no deal off the table, so that leaves only one out come, revoke article 50 and let the people vote on the available deal or remain.

I think the above analysis is about right.

But even if there is a brexit, it'll only be a relatively short few years before an in government Labour party pushes for re-entry. And the price and ultimate legacy of the 51.9% leave vote will be the UK losing sterling.

gormdubhgorm

I just saw this you could not make it up.

https://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/discover/uri-geller-vows-to-stop-brexit-telepathically-912765.html

I was thinking to myself the fella is off his head.

But when reading celebrity net worth there are 20 million reasons which prove he knows exactly what he is doing.

https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/uri-geller-net-worth/

All for a couple of parlor tricks and bluster.

https://www.wikihow.com/Bend-a-Spoon

BorneTobyWilde

May is clearly taking it personal and is willing to defy the EU and the remainers and leave without a deal just to win the argument, but doesn't seem to care about the cost to the people, to the country. It's very petty what she is doing.

gormdubhgorm

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Hasn’t Geller been exposed as a fraud on a few occasions at this stage?

Franz Von Peppercorn

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

Won't happen. DUP won't support May's deal and it's the only one on the table. Others won't support it either and didn't they vote to take a no deal off the table, so that leaves only one out come, revoke article 50 and let the people vote on the available deal or remain.

Revoking article 50 is a fairly huge leap there.

They took no deal of the table but that’s just as a definitive action (sending May back to say they don’t want a deal). The British can’t vote for a no deal to never happen, it’s the default.

EmmetSpiceland

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Hasn’t Geller been exposed as a fraud on a few occasions at this stage?

Frequently. The depressing thing is that he even _had_ to be "exposed" for doing a magic trick many of us learnt as kids of the back of a cereal box!

But even the simplest magic tricks wow the ignorant alas. There is a user of boards who is still mightily impressed by the "actual" magic powers of a guy who can set news paper on fire with his mind. Also a trick I can and do often.

That an "exposure" was required at all is one of those little things that makes me despair for humanity.

razorblunt

It’s like a letter written by David Brent. All but one paragraph about himself ...

“Now what was I saying? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze”

gormdubhgorm

gormdubhgorm wrote: »

But when reading celebrity net worth there are 20 million reasons which prove he knows exactly what he is doing.

Yeah it is amazing the lengths some people go to try and make money. But some people seem to have that extra factor - charisma or just dumb luck - that gets them there off the back of one minor party trick.

Whether it is Geller and his spoons - or Deepak Chopra and his over use of the word "Quantum" - they suddenly see millions roll into the bank's door for pretty much nothing at all.

I mean we can scream fraud and charlatan and cheat at them all we like - fact is they got _something_ going for them. What it is - I will leave to better people than I to work out.

A shame that real close up magic - not a spoon bending trick many 8 year olds can do - can take extreme levels of ingenuity, inventiveness, practice and skill - and the people doing it are often playing open mic nights for no pay.

I dedicate a small but significant % of my life to close up magic - coin magic and cards and sleight of hand mostly - and a rake load of NLP and mentalism type trickery - most of which would likely blow Geller away. Yet he makes millions bending a spoon. While the best I can do is 9 times out of 10 "mind control" a cashier to give me the change of a 50 when I actually gave him a 10. Impressive in itself - but not going to buy my diamond encrusted glasses like Chopra has

I despair for our species.

Signore Fancy Pants

Birneybau wrote: »

Bender

Thread winner!

mulbot

ancapailldorcha wrote: »

Quote me where I said it wasn't please.

What?

rgodard80a

When I was just a lad, many decades ago I ended up reading one of Uri Gellers books where he claimed a group of aliens called "The 9" sent him messages by recording them on a cassette recorder.
He claimed to have been abducted by aliens at one stage as a child.


For a chancer, he certainly made a lot of money.
Thought I saw a pic of him and his large house in England a few years ago on TV.

branie2

I'm all for the UK staying in the EU, but what Geller wants to do is crazy.

Boggles

branie2 wrote: »

I'm all for the UK staying in the EU, but what Geller wants to do is crazy.

Make a few faces and pretend to alter May's mind?

It's not crazy, it what grifters do.

That said May is so painted into a clusterfook that she may indeed blame him.

Mr E

He was on Sean Moncrieff's show this afternoon. He still sounds totally bonkers.